Washington AC/DC - (Bug-eyed Mess): The Clinton White House diaries dilemma continues to rage unabated this weekend with the news that a big oil society hostess is happy to nudge the former First Lady's memory a bit and fill in "those pesky...
Gotham City, U.S.A.- In a shocking discovery earlier this week, Christian Bale has been outted as a fraud.
London - (Ass Mess): Aliens abducted notorious MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield a GMC disciplinary hearing into gross professional misconduct was told today.
Lex Luthor and Warner Bros. have been meeting over the last few weeks. Many have been speculating on whether or not, these meetings have to do with Michael Rosenbaum's portrayal of the billionaire bad boy.
Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): The skies have spoken! Green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai and her big screen movie idol husband Abhishek Bachchan will be blessed in 2008 as the stars line up in magnificent array on their first wedding anniversary on...
Buffallo - (Bluffalot Mess): Hallelujah! Missing evangelical pastor the Rev Pat Robertson has been found at last, totally ratarsed inside a gay strip club outside Dayton, Ohio, according to reports today.
Washington, DC - The second shoe fell in the Hillary Clinton Bosnian sniper fire fiasco today when 1990s comedic sensation Sinbad made some embarrassing remarks that not only contradicted Clinton's account of what happen on the ground during thei...
The saying 'Happy as a Clam' is wrong, for Scientists have proven that the Bi-valve creatures are actually some of the most miserable animals in existance.
Aftershocks can be felt running thourgh the Wilson camp after brother Owen appeared on WWE as his character Drillbit Taylor.
In a revealing interview today the manager of Heathrow Airports new Terminal Five building has revealed how he calmed down and sorted out this weekends chaos.
It turns out thought to be dead Sirus Black, godfather of the famous Harry 'scarhead' Potter is in fact alive and well, living in the English countryside.
After long years of research, and one too many beers, the researches at Fartinston Labs finally have answered the question. Which sport hits harder Rugby or American Football. The answer is mixed but comes as this, more damage is done to a rugby pl...
The 2008 Boat Race gets under way this Saturday, with the news that this year's event is to be longer than in previous years, by some considerable distance, and will be rowed in the opposite direction
Daniel Radcliffe has been working on the Harry Potter film series since he was eleven years old, now seven years later he has left the film set in a strop claiming he will never work on the films again.
Nad Al Sheba - (Thoroughbred Mess): Red-hot Dubai World Cup 4/9 favorite Curlin will make mincemeat of glue factory-reject opposition in Saturday's $6 million racing contest according to Aintgottaprayer.con internet tipsters.
Heathrow Airport was a scene of utter chaos this morning after it was announced that Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion facility opened to passengers just yesterday, was to close with immediate effect.
"I have decided (says JKR from the throne of her Scottish castle) that all people who have profited from my creation, Harry Potter, or are thinking about profiting are to be sued. Steve Vanderark (Harry Potter Lexicon Creator) is just the beginning… next time it's the world.
It has been reported today that Leona Lewis is the first UK artist to top the US charts in twenty years.
Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.
In a new report, due out next week, a government expert has warned that bullshit will run out by the year 2015.
Many users of the popular asthma and allergy drug Singulair seem to be experiencing mood changes and committing suicide, according to FDA regulators.
Brothers and Sisters, Those few newspaper readers among my precious illiterate flock may have heard that your Right Rev has come into a passel of trouble over his many passionate and impassioned pleas for justice, Somebody say: Amen!, in America! But I say to you, my brethren and cisterns, every word out of my black mouth has been inspired by the Holy Spirit- say Hallelujah! That's right broes...
Madonna has attacked "Red" Ken Livingstone for the gridlock, congestion and pollution caused by the green Mayor's congestion charge.
A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.
Beginning next year, 2009, the period between the end of March to the beginning of October, for many Americans, will no longer be a time of merriment and great joy. In fact, it could be said that that time frame will be a time of loss, tears, and ma...