Funny story: John Cena To Have Sequel

John Cena To Have Sequel

WWE Superstar John Cena will have his chance to follow up on his surprisingly good movie "Marine" this summer. Shooting will begin on his next movie "Marine 2, Brokeback Marine".
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Funny story: Space Race: Stars and Stripes to be replaced by Planets and Chevrons

Space Race: Stars and Stripes to be replaced by Planets and Chevrons

San Ramon, California - (NASA Mess): The Dow Jones-quoted Chevron Oil Corp is up and ready to begin commercial mining operations of the Moon's Helium-3 non-radioactive isotope gas reserves by 2015.
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Funny story: Ron Weasley Caught in Backseat with Mother

Ron Weasley Caught in Backseat with Mother

On the set of his new movie 'Driving Lessons', Rupert Grint was caught in an embarrassing situation. Paparazzi took pictures of him and his 'Harry Potter' mom, Julie Walters in and odd predicament, in the backseat of the car they were...
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Funny story: Bush Calls for Release of Roswell Documents

Bush Calls for Release of Roswell Documents

Washington - In a move that shocked the current administration, President Bush ordered the immediate release of previously highly classified documents pertaining to the much speculated "alien crash" in Roswell, NM in 1947.
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Funny story: BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.
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Funny story: Michael Vick to Promote Chelsea Clinton

Michael Vick to Promote Chelsea Clinton

In a surprising move, Chelsea Clinton has stated that she will be competing in DFC mixed martial arts.
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Funny story: Water Bottles Officially Banned!

Water Bottles Officially Banned!

In shocking breaking news, plastic water bottles have been officially banned.
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Funny story: Ford to Release New Sports Car

Ford to Release New Sports Car

In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.
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Funny story: Leona Lewis to launch album celebrating London origins

Leona Lewis to launch album celebrating London origins

Leona Lewis, the first UK woman in 21 years to top the US Billboard Hot 100, has announced an exciting new concept album to celebrate her success.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.
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Funny story: Alex Smith to leave NFL

Alex Smith to leave NFL

Soon to be former 49er Quarterback Alex Smith is planning on retiring from the NFL to follow his true love, Broadway.
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Funny story: Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

For years we have heard the mantra "Terminal 5 on time and on budget". Today this has been substituted by "Terminal 5 in chaos". And the reason for this turnabout - the old chestnut of baggage going missing.
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Funny story: NFL Says NO to Hippies

NFL Says NO to Hippies

In an attempt to keep the clean cut image of the earlier decades of the NF, league officials are preparing to rule on an anti-hippie rule in the NFL. Many players such as well known hippie Troy Polamalu of the Steelers feel this rule would be agai...
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Funny story: Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Locally famous 'Pussy Whisperer' Smitch Cumstein of County County, Idaho, Nebraska yesterday had his jaw relocated after it was swiped by 'Toot Toot', a 2 year old Siamese three legged cat of minor proportions, but an excellent Forward Defensive Stro...
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Funny story: Tata of India buys Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle

Tata of India buys Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle

Tata Ltd., India's top corporate house has bought the Buckingham Palace and the Windsor Castle for an estimated £320,000. It is reported that the Queen rejected their initial offer of £270,000 as it did not reflect the true value...
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Funny story: Kobe to get Privileged Dick Award

Kobe to get Privileged Dick Award

Governor Arnold is to award the coveted golden penis award to NBA star Kobe Bryant in an award ceremony later today.
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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.
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Funny story: 2024 Standardized History Examination

2024 Standardized History Examination

Pick The Best Response For Each Question...
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Funny story: Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

The British PM is reported to have got lost last night at the state banquet hosted for the French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In a television footage made available by TV X, the Queen can be heard saying to Princess Anne "Where on earth has that Scott...
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Funny story: Baseball Is Getting A Much-Needed Facelift - Solomon

Baseball Is Getting A Much-Needed Facelift - Solomon

The MLB announced today major changes to America's favorite past time.
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Funny story: Daniel Day Lewis and M Night Shamalyn to make Another Another 48 Hours

Daniel Day Lewis and M Night Shamalyn to make Another Another 48 Hours

Heavyweight film actor Daniel Day Lewis and spaced out director M Night Shamalyn are to make yet another version of Another 48 Hours, the sequel to 48 hours, which first united Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte together on screen.
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Funny story: Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Paris - (Zut Alors! Mess): France's newspaper editors have said they are flummoxed by the British pageantry laid on for their sitting duck president and advised readers to concentrate instead on the football (England 0- 1 France).
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Funny story: Roadkill millinery sales soar as Camilla sports beaver-trimmed dead duck fedora

Roadkill millinery sales soar as Camilla sports beaver-trimmed dead duck fedora

Windsor Castle - (Ass Mess): British couturiers are thronging to countryside game suppliers to pillage supplies of this season's dernier-cri fashion accessory, the barely-dead roadkill hat trim.
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Funny story: China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

Earlier this week, Dr. Pepper set forth a challenge to Axl Rose and the new crew of Guns 'n Roses: Release Chinese Democracy this year and everyone in the country gets a free Dr. Pepper (Slash and Buckethead not eligible to receive free...
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Funny story: Shannon takes on Madeleine

Shannon takes on Madeleine

In blatant plagiarism Terence Cloth reports that the British hide and seek champion, Shannon Matthews, is trying for European glory.
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Funny story: Red Arrows To Be Replaced By Red Bull Flyers

Red Arrows To Be Replaced By Red Bull Flyers

The Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced that the world-famous Red Arrows aerobatic team will not be representing the elite of British teamwork at the opening of the London Olympics in 2012.
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Funny story: Manchester United To Change Name

Manchester United To Change Name

Today the owners of the failing Manchester United were at a loss after the decline of fan support. After the loss of superstar David Beckham Manchester United ticket sales have plummeted like Prince Charle's pants during Camilla's monthly.
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Funny story: Congressional Junket to Iraq on Eve of Destruction!

Congressional Junket to Iraq on Eve of Destruction!

The US Justice Department decided to probe Congress persons' junkets to planned war sites instead of investigating torture, fantasy WMD's, destroyed intelligence emails and countless other Bushit during the Bush years.
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Funny story: Repubs Found in Pubs again and again!

Repubs Found in Pubs again and again!

Losing miserably in fundraising, voter enthusiasm and candidate recruitment US Republicans are putting the pub back in the GOP's grand old name.
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Funny story: US Arms Supplier Sends Blunderbusses to Afghanistan

US Arms Supplier Sends Blunderbusses to Afghanistan

In a too bad to be true replay of Arthur Miller's Wartime play, All My Sons, an arms scandal has broken out Afghani conflict. The US army contracted with a fledgling munitions company whose real business was the sale of antique rifles at southern...
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Funny story: Homeland Security Invades Detroit

Homeland Security Invades Detroit

The Department of Homeland Security went to Detroit and raided an Al-Qaline sympathy group huddled inside Comerica Park.
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Funny story: White House Sponsors Contest to Find a Purpose for the War in Iraq

White House Sponsors Contest to Find a Purpose for the War in Iraq

Washington, D.C. World War I was "The War to End All Wars", and World War II was "The War to Make the World Safe for Democracy....More-or-Less, Some of the Time". Now the White House has challenged classes of hig...
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Funny story: US Accidentally Ships Missile Parts to Taiwan, Accidentally Ships Back Money

US Accidentally Ships Missile Parts to Taiwan, Accidentally Ships Back Money

Last week the Pentagon discovered a mistake that took place 2 years ago involving a shipment of fuses for intercontinental ballistic missiles to Taiwan. News came of this just minutes after relations between China and Taiwan became heated.
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Funny story: PrayPal apologizes to nudists

PrayPal apologizes to nudists

The Christian financial company PrayPal has apologized to nudists everywhere. PrayPal had barred anyone selling photos of naked people from using its services. "Naked images are ungodly," said its website. "All those Renaissance paintings of the...
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Funny story: No More Midget in a Red Hat?

No More Midget in a Red Hat?

(Based on a story about a 'creepy gnome' terrorizing a small town in Argentina) Source: The Sun (UK)...
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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens. "Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a li...
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