Funny story: Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Much has been made about the waggle dance, a fox trot of sorts that campaigning politicians do to tell voter 'bees' they have found a good publicity source, 'issue' or a juicy scandal.
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Funny story: Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

Shuttle Endeavour pulls out, but promises to phone

The space shuttle Endeavour and the International Space Station parted ways early this morning with an emotional farewell that followed Endeavour's abrupt coitus interruptus maneuver.
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Funny story: Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata to Jaguar and Land Rover

Tata Mate Motor Company, the Indian motor manufacturer, has announced that it has agreed to buy Land Rover and Jaguar for around £1 from Ford if it includes the carpets.
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Funny story: Emma Watson Turns Nun

Emma Watson Turns Nun

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, 17, has got a calling from God and now realises that she can no longer go on working on the films because she must take her place in her local convent.
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Funny story: Early Egyptians revered the lowly turd

Early Egyptians revered the lowly turd

When archaeologists excavated brick tombs outside a ceremonial site for an early king of Egypt, they expected to find the remains of high officials who had been sacrificed to accompany the king in his imaginary posthumous travels.
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Funny story: Hillary's "Misspeak" on Bosnia

Hillary's "Misspeak" on Bosnia

After the CBS News video from Hillary Clinton's 1996 Bosnia visit contradicted her recollections of landing under sniper fire, Clinton recanted her earlier statements. She said the sniper fire she was remembering was actually inside the living qu...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud split up due to irreconcilable differences

Girls Aloud split up due to irreconcilable differences

One of the most popular girl groups of recent years has been forced to split due to irreconcilable differences. The girls, famous for their catchy songs and raunchy videos have been forced to break up due to deeply held views about whether the UK sho...
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Funny story: Three Men and a Little bit of middle age spread

Three Men and a Little bit of middle age spread

TV and Film Stars Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg and Tom 'Magnum Moustache PI' Selleck are to be re-united for the third installment of their hit movie franchise 'Three Men and a Little Lady'.
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes To Fall Down A Lot In Next Film

Amanda Bynes To Fall Down A Lot In Next Film

(Hollywood) - Amanda Bynes is hard at work on the upcoming Disney film Radioactive Romance. The plucky yet adorable actress is blinded by science and fun as a young Marie Curie.
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Funny story: Perfect - Wacky Races 'becoming unwatchable'

Perfect - Wacky Races 'becoming unwatchable'

Wacky Races star Peter Perfect has today sensationally commented on Dick Dastardly's current domination of the sport as a 'hindrance' and that it is 'damaging the brand'.
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Funny story: Carla Brunei naked internet video porn to be auctioned in New York

Carla Brunei naked internet video porn to be auctioned in New York

New York - (Naked Ass Mess): A naked pornographic video of France's Madame Carla Brunei is to be auctioned in New York next month.
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Funny story: Boiling the Frog

Boiling the Frog

Dateline 25 March 2010 - I'm talking to Tug Netlurker, CEO of Smurf, the Internet Intervention Tool providers; their motto 'Whenever you surf, we're the m(an) in the middle'.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...
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Funny story: Microsoft Announces the Dawn of a New Technological Era

Microsoft Announces the Dawn of a New Technological Era

Cyberland, just north-east of Tumbridge Wells - The age of electronic commerce is jumping forward again, much like a Mexican Jumping Bean on a trampoline.
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Funny story: Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

AP, SARASOTA - Prefer your fried food a la four pm? Like to eat your eel early? Beware: such habits may earn you a one-way trip to the nursing home.
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Funny story: King Tut Owned IPod and Cell Phone

King Tut Owned IPod and Cell Phone

(Memphis Egypt) Famed egyptologist Dr. Zany Hogwash announced to a stunned world that King Tutankhamun owned an Ipod and a cell phone. The items were discovered in 1922 by the Carter expedition but were misidentified as kitchen utensils. King Tut liv...
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Funny story: Capello offered $5 million bung for England 0-3 disaster in Paris

Capello offered $5 million bung for England 0-3 disaster in Paris

Stade de France - (Zut Alors! Mess): Football coach Fabio Capello has been offered a $5 million bribe for a Rio Ferdinand-captained England side to lose three nil to the Frogs tomorrow night.
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Funny story: Fake Researcher Targets London Offices

Fake Researcher Targets London Offices

Fake researchers have mounted a coordinated attack on some of the top offices in London's financial district. At least six office workers have fallen foul of the scam and police suspect many more are simply too embarrassed to come forward.
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Funny story: Herman Goering Suite awaits Rudolf Hess's son Sarkozy

Herman Goering Suite awaits Rudolf Hess's son Sarkozy

Windsor Castle - (Zyklon B Mess): The newly revamped Herman Goering Suite awaits France's Nazi collaborating President Nicholas Sarkozy and his Opus Dei fag hag Carla Brunei.
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Funny story: Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

A Merseyside Chief Constable has hit out at lenient sentencing of gun offenders by judges. Highlighting the often light sentences handed out to gun toting criminals, he explained "Take for example the case of Rhys Jones. His killer was filmed...
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Funny story: Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

CAMBRIDGE, MA - When King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable blade safety razor in 1904 he probably never imagined a third, fourth, or even fifth blade being added to his beloved shaver. Now, more than one hundred years later, the Gille...
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Funny story: Dora the Explorer Completes Journey

Dora the Explorer Completes Journey

Dora the Explorer, the animated children's television star, completed a difficult journey recently. Like many young celebrities, Dora had fallen into some bad behavior with alcohol a major factor. An affair with Clay Aiken and a foray into adult...
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Funny story: Shooting on the set of "That '70s Show -- The Movie" delayed Due to the Rearrest of convicted SLA Terrorist, Sara Jane Olson

Shooting on the set of "That '70s Show -- The Movie" delayed Due to the Rearrest of convicted SLA Terrorist, Sara Jane Olson

Hollywood, California - Hollywood movie executive producers of "That '70s Show" and former "Flower Children" of the turbulent '60s themselves, were eager to help re-assimilate convicted Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA) me...
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Funny story: Kidnap and sadistic murder to be banned in Basra outside daylight hours

Kidnap and sadistic murder to be banned in Basra outside daylight hours

In a crackdown on the increasingly criminal activities of the Mahdi army shi'ite militia, the authorities in Basra have banned murder, kidnap and extortion between 22:00 and 06:00 local time. The move is expected to be welcomed by all sides in t...
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Funny story: Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Eco-towns to reintroduce man with red flag for motorists

Housing minister Caroline Flint has announced that vehicles driving on roads into the planned eco-towns will be compelled to have a man walking in front of them waving a red flag. As part of the governments plans to minimise the carbon footprint of...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling fronting new Vegas casino licence

Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling fronting new Vegas casino licence

Las Vegas - (Rioters): UN humanitarian ambassadors Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling are the official backers of a new Las Vegas casino, the Pink Pellicano, scheduled for opening on July 4th this year.
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Funny story: Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

You've had enough. I've had enough. It's now always in our faces! How many more sex scandals are ready to be divulged? "Governors, virtually all married, with no affairs under their belts, are just not with the program," says Pe...
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