Funny story: Reality TV Gets an Overhaul - Newest Show on Fox for Spring Season is..."Maternity Ward"

Reality TV Gets an Overhaul - Newest Show on Fox for Spring Season is..."Maternity Ward"

New York- Move over "Prison Break." "Oz," Surely you jest? Imagine a high-powered reality show that would pick eight rich, dysfunctional housewives out of millions that would be incarcerated an entire month within the heavily guar...
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Funny story: Is that chimp angry? Facial cues used to interpret Bushisms

Is that chimp angry? Facial cues used to interpret Bushisms

CHICAGO- The arch of an eyebrow or the curve of a lip tells chimps not only a lot about one another, but also behavior exhibited by primordial pundits and dimly lit politicians given positions within our government despite fruitless credentials analo...
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Funny story: Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

In an effort to combat smoking the government has proposed legislation to force shopkeepers to hide cigarettes around their shops and time all customers attempting to purchase them. In a statement Public Health Minister Dawn Primarolo explained the...
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Funny story: Heather Mills commissions "World's Most Expensive Prosthetic"

Heather Mills commissions "World's Most Expensive Prosthetic"

Heather Mills is back in the news again after revealing her latest plans to buy herself the world's most expensive prosthetic leg.
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Funny story: Giant pandas marry outside in zoo ceremony

Giant pandas marry outside in zoo ceremony

CHIANG MAI, Thailand - Two pandas were married by a mammal-loving matrimonial minister that had nearly quit practicing until his phone rang relaying the good news. Thailand on Wednesday marks the 28th birthday of their zoo and what officials hope is...
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Funny story: Yorkshire town in Food, Fags & Booze Display Ban Trials

Yorkshire town in Food, Fags & Booze Display Ban Trials

Following the government's latest measures to discourage smokers by preventing shops from displaying packets of cigarettes, proposals have today been introduced to make Britain healthy again by extending the same proposals to food and drink.
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Funny story: National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

Imams, rabbis and priests should be allowed to offer religious instruction to pupils in all state schools, teachers' leaders have said. Speaking on behalf of the union Ron Cake explained that the move would promote community cohesion in modern B...
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Funny story: The S & M Band are Banned

The S & M Band are Banned

A group of students from Portsmouth were going to launch a band that sang about conspiracy theories. Commonly known as the "Drab Four" because of their geek-like appearance, they planned to make their debut next week.
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Funny story: New Horse Breed Discovered by Robin Williams

New Horse Breed Discovered by Robin Williams

"It took 4 and a half years, but I finally got it." Robin Williams says on his mare giving birth to the Acore breed.
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Funny story: High School Musical 3: Prom Night

High School Musical 3: Prom Night

In movie news- Warner Brothers studios has put in a bid to buy the rights to Disney's High School Musical franchise. It has been reported that the WB has offered up several million dollars for High School Musical, and Disney is interested.
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Funny story: Helium used by Queen

Helium used by Queen

A helium filled balloon will carry Her Majesty the Queen to a writers' festival to be held this Wednesday near London's financial district, a tabloid newspaper reported today.
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Funny story: Spitzer sting spreads to Detroit mayor

Spitzer sting spreads to Detroit mayor

Detroit - (Fetid Ass Mess): The Spitzer sex scandal has spread to Detroit.
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Funny story: Garys Busey, Coleman and Oldman Plan "Million Gary March"

Garys Busey, Coleman and Oldman Plan "Million Gary March"

Three Hollywood stars are making a difference, planning a march on Washington and being joined by those who share their first name. Imagine a march, a million strong, of people named Gary. This long sought after dream may soon be a reality.
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Funny story: JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling to write 'sleazy romance' novels from now on

JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, announced today that she has started a series of "sleazy romance" novels and hopes they become as popular as Harry Potter.
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Funny story: YouTube Pope-Music is the next best thing!

YouTube Pope-Music is the next best thing!

The Vatican: What's the common link between Rap bad boy Eminem, rehab-and-rehabbed star Amy Whine-house and a bunch of saints dressed in white, the choir singers of a local Gregorian chanting group in the Vatican city? Well, if a...
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Funny story: ACLU to NCAA: 'Let's call it March Irrationality.'

ACLU to NCAA: 'Let's call it March Irrationality.'

The American Civil Liberties Union has issued a statement urging NCAA officials to refer to the men's and women's championship basketball tournament as March Irrationality instead of March Madness.
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Funny story: Insight into Abductions

Insight into Abductions

In a previous report, we likened terrorist abductions by the CIA to alien abductions. Following that report, thousands of emails were received asking us to explain.
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Funny story: David Beckham to play for Villa

David Beckham to play for Villa

International star David Beckham has been linked to Birmingham based club Aston Villa.
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Funny story: Clown Out-wits President, Nation Mourns... Maybe.

Clown Out-wits President, Nation Mourns... Maybe.

At a recent charity event our President and Commander-In-Chief was seized by hours of stunned silence after Bonzo the clown made a coin disappear then, seemingly, reappear behind Bush's ear.
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Funny story: Ken Livingstone declares himself King of London and calls off elections

Ken Livingstone declares himself King of London and calls off elections

Ken Livingstone, prior to today the Mayor of London, has taken the dramatic step of declaring himself king of London and calling off the upcoming mayoral elections.
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Funny story: Government demands ban on fags, fairies, fruits

Government demands ban on fags, fairies, fruits

Ban on shop displays of cigarettes, fresh fruits, and popular sweets like 'Box O'Pixies' has been introduced in a move designed to discourage teens from smoking, eating, thinking, or acting for themselves.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.
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Funny story: 'Do not resuscitate' order on Puppet Monarch's NHS file

'Do not resuscitate' order on Puppet Monarch's NHS file

Windsor Castle - (Ass Mess): Doctors have ordered a non-resuscitation order to be attached to the Puppet Monarch's medical files following poisoned chalice rumors about Wednesday's state banquet for Nazi appeasing French president Nicholas Sa...
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Funny story: N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has filed a motion to limit the use of cocks in daily American life. The group, made up of mostly radical feminists and bull-dyke lesbians, feel that cocks are too plentiful and are over-saturating the mar...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

Tom Cruise is Gayest Guy in Hollywood

An insider has revealed that heart-throb movie star Tom Cruise is the gayest man in Hollywood history.
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Funny story: Special Branch lay Sarkozy/Brunei trap

Special Branch lay Sarkozy/Brunei trap

Windsor - (Rioters): Security preparations are well under way for this week's French state visit of Nazi collaborator Nicholas Sarkozy and his Opus Dei faghag wife Carla Brunei.
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Funny story: Britney is to be sold on eBay

Britney is to be sold on eBay

Pop sensation Britney Spears is to be sold on auction site, eBay. The seller, Sean Preston Federline, is said to be outraged at her behaviour.
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Funny story: Breathing Banned in California

Breathing Banned in California

(Sacremento CA) Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law today to immediately ban breathing in California. The ban would prevent the exhalation of 25 tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere each year by human beings and help stop global warming...
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Funny story: Slop Buckets And Morning Plop Plops

Slop Buckets And Morning Plop Plops

The gas station across the street from my apartment doesn't open until 7am, so I took my morning plop plops at the pay toilet down the hall from my apartment. Both stalls are a dime, and it would make more sense to shit in the pay hole down the hall, but now that the apartment house owner has added toilets for transexuals, bi, gay, men, women, and hermaphrodite's, plus extra toilets for un...
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Funny story: Robbie Williams To Marry Alien Bride!

Robbie Williams To Marry Alien Bride!

Robbie Williams, is set to walk down the aisle with his alien bride.
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Funny story: Xena The Movie Announced

Xena The Movie Announced

Xena The Movie starring Lucy Lawless is set to begin filming in June. The movie will have only tall muscular women in the cast and one male, a retired vet called on to tend the Amazon's horses.
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Funny story: New N.Y. Governor Patterson had less sex than previously reported

New N.Y. Governor Patterson had less sex than previously reported

Previous press reports indicating that newly install New York governor David Patterson has had sex over 2,000 times without the company of his wife have proven to be without basis. He actually had far less sex than has been widely publicized in the...
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Funny story: Man Loses Penis in Cockfight

Man Loses Penis in Cockfight

JIANGXI PROVINCE, CHINA - "A fool and his penis are soon parted." It was a lesson to be learned the hard way for local man Mi No Do, as the gambling addict wagered, and lost, his family's most prized possession - a preserved tiger peni...
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Funny story: Indian Spelling Bee Champ Can't Spell!

Indian Spelling Bee Champ Can't Spell!

An unidentified Indian kid who alleges that he is a 'Spelling Bee' champion has been discovered to actually not be able to spell at all. However he does posses a very good vocabulary when it comes to vile and abusive language.
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Funny story: Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

Boy from India has world's biggest zit removed

A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.
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