Funny story: Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.
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Funny story: Brown aide admits human/animal embryo plan backfired

Brown aide admits human/animal embryo plan backfired

A senior aide to the Prime Minister admitted that his plan to shake off his dour image and prove he had a sense of humour by authorising the creation of animal-human freak creatures has backfired.
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Funny story: Bastards Reunited Requests Sports Schedules

Bastards Reunited Requests Sports Schedules

Bastards Reunited, an organization attempting to match parents with their illegitimate children which was reported on by Carina Eta previously, is going after new source material. Knowing the propensity for professional athletes to pick up various wo...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Calling it her "Coronation Ceremony," Hillary Clinton has announced preliminary plans for her Inaugural Ball after her self-expected election to the White House in the U.S. Presidential race. In an "It's My Party" attitude pr...
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Funny story: British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

The British Army has had to admit that some of its personnel have been involved in acts of poetry whilst serving in Afghanistan and Iraq.
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Funny story: Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, have a released a lovers' guide DVD. The documentary, which they both wrote and star in, shows them demonstrating a number of sexual positions that allow maximum sensation but minimise the risk of conception.
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Funny story: Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.
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Funny story: POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.
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Funny story: 1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton is a man!

Hilary Clinton is a man!

A new headline, sweeping the US, is that presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, is actually a man. This shocking story was revealed by his husband, Bill after Bill and Hilary had a massive argument. Turns out Bill is a bit jealous of him.
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Funny story: A Dead Dr. Seuss Leaves Style That Inspires Students To Learn History

A Dead Dr. Seuss Leaves Style That Inspires Students To Learn History

Well, with all the sex scandals and other crap circulating briskly throughout the whole U.S., an enterprising scholar/writer has seized upon our childhoods to get important messages across to our school kids from 3rd grade through the senior year of high school.
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Funny story: Cliff Richard and Hazel Blears - Secretly dating

Cliff Richard and Hazel Blears - Secretly dating

Diminutive politico Hazel Blears is said to be in a secret relationship with Elvis Presley impersonator, Cliff Richard.
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Funny story: Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle

Dian Fossey studied gorilla activities in Africa and was murdered in 1985 for her efforts to protect gorilla populations. Jane Goodall has studied chimpanzee populations and groups since the 1960s in the African wild. This publication has just lear...
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Funny story: Sean Connery to run as SNP candidate

Sean Connery to run as SNP candidate

Actor of note Sir Sean Connery is to run as a candidate for the Scottish National Party. He is a patriotic Scot and a supporter of Scottish devolution.
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Funny story: Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.
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Funny story: Pope's Easter Message Condemns USA, Israel

Pope's Easter Message Condemns USA, Israel

VATICAN CITY (FMLiveWire) - Pope Benedict condemned the hatred and violence of the warmongering Americans and Israelis in his Easter message on Sunday.
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Funny story: Dig it

Dig it

Following on from news that his lyrics are under-attack, Robbie Williams has been banned from his favourite pastime, Gardening.
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Funny story: Bill Gates dumps Charles charity after vice cops' tip-off

Bill Gates dumps Charles charity after vice cops' tip-off

London - (Ass Mess): A very red faced Bill Gates has pulled out prematurely from the Prince's Truss - the official money laundering organ of the Pretender to the Puppet Throne - after a tip-off from UK vice cops.
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Funny story: Graham Norton Finds Oliver!

Graham Norton Finds Oliver!

Graham Norton host of 'Id Do Anything' gives an exclusive 'One Final Confession' to Father Ted.
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Funny story: Melted Faces healing quickly

Melted Faces healing quickly

Recently released medical records from the 1930's have revealed that the melted faces seen at the end of the Indiana Jones and the Raider's of the Lost Ark document healed quickly, and were not fatal, as had been first thought.
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Funny story: Sherlock Holmes - Real life father of Eamonn

Sherlock Holmes - Real life father of Eamonn

In the last ever romantic thriller written by Barbara Cartland, it is sensationally revealed that fictional detective Sherlock Holmes is in actual fact the real life Father of cuddly TV host, Eamonn Holmes.
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Funny story: McCain Supports Feudal System

McCain Supports Feudal System

John "Son of Cain" McCain, sure shot Repub candie for President in 2008 has supported the Five Year Fiasco in Iraq that was for the wrong reason and has swallowed up the lives of 4,000 US soldiers and 100,000's Iraqi's. He is ready...
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Funny story: Dingleberry Shaped Like The Pope's Nose Sells for Thousands on E-Bay

Dingleberry Shaped Like The Pope's Nose Sells for Thousands on E-Bay

Genevieve Ass-Scratcher of Hopalong-on-Avon found a dingleberry that had a particular and curious shape.
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Funny story: Admiral Willie Fallon Gets His Willie Whacked Off

Admiral Willie Fallon Gets His Willie Whacked Off

Admiral Willie Fallon, former US military head of operations for the Middle East colonies, suddenly resigned from that post without explanation from the Pentagon, the Square or the Rhombus.
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Funny story: White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

With judges breathing down the necks of White House IT techs in search of the millions of possible lost emails, the White House revealed that old hard ONS (official nomenclature systems) have been discarded.
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Funny story: Jordan's career nosedive.

Jordan's career nosedive.

Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.
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Funny story: Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

It seemed that something other than a double pleasure awaited Elliot Spitzer at room 222 of the New York Hilton yesterday evening.
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Funny story: Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

The former child star and Oscar nominated actress Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting again. This time, it was make-up from a Hollywood drug store (her previous shoplifting conviction was for $5000 worth of clothes). No charges will be filed agains...
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