Funny story: New species of sea cucumber found

New species of sea cucumber found

A new species of sea cucumber has been discovered today, according to Japanese researchers of note operating an unmanned deep sea submersible named Kaiko.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.
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Funny story: Spoof writers arrested in Irish police probe

Spoof writers arrested in Irish police probe

Shergar, County Louse - (Syphilitic Ass Mess): Spoof hacks are among eleven men arrested by Gardai in County Louse in a large-scale probe into paramilitary activity.
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Funny story: JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

It is a sad day for fans across the world as the millionaire authoress JK Rowling is uncovered as the cheating conniving conwoman she is.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Stars Reveal How They do IT

Harry Potter Stars Reveal How They do IT

It must be hard for the young stars to get a bit of action; what with all the tiresome hours of filming and the lavish social lives. Sure they have their fortunes and being loved my millions to make it all better, but how do they fit it into their ja...
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Funny story: Ex-New York State Governor, Eliot Spitzer, Has Guru-Rabbi At NYC Apartment For Two Days Following Resignation!

Ex-New York State Governor, Eliot Spitzer, Has Guru-Rabbi At NYC Apartment For Two Days Following Resignation!

Forget your commonly-held vision of the stereotypical guru, that smartass from India, who has been a guide to the rich and famous so much in the past 50 years. We all remember Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and how he helped the Beatles and other celebs fight off their demons and start charting a better course for these spoiled gazillionaires.
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Funny story: Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are married to their first spouse, according to documents recently uncovered by mainstream media.
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Funny story: Drunken Asshole Prepares For St. Patrick's Day

Drunken Asshole Prepares For St. Patrick's Day

(New York) - As New York City makes final preparations for the St. Patrick's Day Parade on Monday, thousands of assholes from the tri-state area are also gearing up to invade Manhattan, turning the annual celebration of Irish heritage into a dru...
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Funny story: Hillary's Never, Never Experience

Hillary's Never, Never Experience

Hillary said she has White House experience. So does Laura Bush. Said she passed the threshold. Bill carried her over the doorway on their wedding day? Said she played a role in bringing peace to Northern Ireland. Lord Trimble, recipient of the Nobe...
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Funny story: Congress to Pass Breathing Tax HR 1090

Congress to Pass Breathing Tax HR 1090

Crappers: 03/17/2008 Today congress is considering a bill to fight global warming today. The bill will cover every single aspects of your life. The tax will add another $2.00 per gallon of gasoline, diesel, kerosene, and heating oil. Also included in...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

The Dalai Lama called today for an international investigation into Eastasia's crackdown against protesters in Tibet, which he said is facing a "cultural genocide&qu...
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Funny story: Spoof writer confesses to a wet dream!

Spoof writer confesses to a wet dream!

Sometimes one has to examine the intentions of those who profess talent that can be above and beyond reasonable description. In the case of TheSpoof.com writer Duncan Whitehead, assumptions of true literacy can be so disappointing.
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Funny story: Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.
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Funny story: Taleban bride sues Prince Harry for desertion

Taleban bride sues Prince Harry for desertion

London - (Re:uterus & Ass Mess): A pregnant twelve year-old Taleban warlord's daughter is suing Prince Harry for desertion in the divorce courts in London.
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Funny story: Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Violence erupted yesterday in a busy market area of the Tibetan capital of Lhasa Apso as Eastasia's Big Brother 'security' forces brawled fatally with local Buddhist monks protesting repressive and invasive Party policies.
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Funny story: Spitzer brothel probe nets top Iranian morality cop

Spitzer brothel probe nets top Iranian morality cop

Tehran, Iran - (Reuterus & Ass Mess) Iran's top morality enforcer and head of the dreaded secret religious police has been arrested in a brothel run by the Holy Roman Emperor VIP escort agency's international division.
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Funny story: Spitzer gay porno video nasties seized

Spitzer gay porno video nasties seized

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD officers seized dozens of gay porn videos featuring Eliot Spitzer and Capitol Hill interns just hours before the Governor's March 10 televised press conference.
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton waits patiently for crack at Girls Aloud star

Lewis Hamilton waits patiently for crack at Girls Aloud star

Philandering Chelsea and England star Ashley Cole is in danger of losing his battle to hang on to pop star wife Cheryl Tweedie after it was sensationally revealed that F1 star Lewis Hamilton believes it's his turn for a crack at winning her affec...
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Funny story: 'Really good story' found alive and well in Yorkshire after 3 weeks

'Really good story' found alive and well in Yorkshire after 3 weeks

National newspapers were described as 'overjoyed' at the news that their 'really good story' had been found safe and well after going missing for three weeks. The story disappeared from newspapers without a trace and the editors had...
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Funny story: Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Tito Jackson has decided to convert a farm in Somerset instead buying a house in Devon, Reg Quantrill of The Wurzels has sold Tito one of his surplus farm properties.
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Funny story: Moon Landings Did Not Occur

Moon Landings Did Not Occur

Nearly 40 years since man was first said to have landed on the moon comes startling new evidence to suggest the whole thing was faked. The hoax created for reasons unknown until now.
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Funny story: IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has begun refusing payment of taxes by American taxpayers in US dollars, and now insists on payment in Euros, gold or Swiss francs.
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Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.
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Funny story: War Lord Condoleezza Rice Scolds Israelis and Palestinians for Failure to Make Peace!

War Lord Condoleezza Rice Scolds Israelis and Palestinians for Failure to Make Peace!

Condoleezza Rice, "wife" of GW Bush and co-architect of the war in Iraq that has killed about 4,000 US soldiers, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi people and cost the US trillions of dollars, chastised Israeli and Palestinian leaders for not r...
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Funny story: Barack Grows Balls!

Barack Grows Balls!

Barack Obama has a pastor who had the courage to point out that the arrogance of US foreign policy was related to the desire of Arab extremists to attack America.
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Funny story: Beijing Olympics to Introduce the Tibetan Monks Fiery Run!

Beijing Olympics to Introduce the Tibetan Monks Fiery Run!

Olympic enthusiasts around the globe have been greatly anticipating the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing, People's Republic of China.
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Funny story: Al Qaida in Iraq to Name Chapter After Worst President Ever GWB

Al Qaida in Iraq to Name Chapter After Worst President Ever GWB

Col. John Charleton Moses El Cid Heston, US military expert on Al Qaida in Iraq says that the terrorist franchise is here to stay in Iraq:...
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Funny story: Mohammad Rahim, Tora Bora Interior Designer, Totured For Design Secrets!

Mohammad Rahim, Tora Bora Interior Designer, Totured For Design Secrets!

Mohammed Rahim has been held by the CIA (Center for Interior Artistry) in a desperate attempt to discover the interior design secrets that he used to make Tora Bora the most 'tony' of Al Qaida hide-outs.
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Funny story: Bear Stearns' Bare-Ass Carressed By Adam Smith's Invisible Hand

Bear Stearns' Bare-Ass Carressed By Adam Smith's Invisible Hand

Free Market conservatives like George W Bush (Worst President Ever) have preach long and hard about the magic of capitalism's invisible hand and the importance of letting the market work without the semi-socialist interference of things like unio...
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Funny story: Web Site Bullies Outed By Mr Fergus McCarthy

Web Site Bullies Outed By Mr Fergus McCarthy

Two bullying members of an internet forum have been outed by a kind hearted Irishman who is the lone voice of reason admits an angry mob of comedy writers.
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