Funny story: Ahem! Terminal 5 'is not a hospice' Queen is told

Ahem! Terminal 5 'is not a hospice' Queen is told

London - (DaftAss Mess): It took a while before the penny dropped...
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Funny story: America's Bear Stearns goes bi-polar

America's Bear Stearns goes bi-polar

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Rioters): Amid echoes of a return to the 1990s' dreaded bear-markets one of the USA's biggest investment banks Bear Stearns is on the verge of going belly-up today.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

Michael Jackson London lawsuit: CIA testifies Yoko Ono is Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho's sister

London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
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Funny story: Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

AKRON, OHIO - When the family of centenarian Jeremiah Toumrok planned a surprise party for his 100th birthday, they never expected the surprise would be on themselves!...
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Funny story: Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

The government has today revealed plans to reclassify Broadband services within the U.K to a more recognisable structure that will be more easily understood by the U.K consumer.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Pointless airhead socialite Paris Hilton has today announced that she is seeking a new best friend, of the non-canine variety, who she can trust, swap clothes and tell girly secrets to.
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Funny story: Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

The hugely popular Manhunt 2 game is set to be released in the U.K over the next couple of weeks after gaining a special ruling from The Video Appeals Committee (VAC)that the game will only be sold to the over 55 years or above age group.
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Funny story: Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
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Funny story: Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.
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Funny story: Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old little Yorkshire girl, who went missing three weeks ago after leaving school with a lot of homework, has this afternoon been found alive asleep. The schoolgirl from Dewsbury was discovered by eagle-eared police mak...
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Funny story: Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"

(New York-NY) Visitors to the New York Auto Show got more than their share of pimped out rides to compensate for fear of inadequate penis length and three thousand dollar rims spinning on five hundred dollar cars. Al Gore, crusader a...
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Funny story: Travelocity Gnome Banned from United Airlines Flights, "Lewd Behavior" cited

Travelocity Gnome Banned from United Airlines Flights, "Lewd Behavior" cited

CHICAGO - Citing abuse of its Mileage Plus frequent flyer program, and on-board "lewd behavior", United Airlines (UA) indefinitely banned the Travelocity Gnome from its flights.
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Funny story: Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

A High Court battle over the ban of a controversial new video game has ended with the ruling that the game is safe to play, as long as players don't take the killing, shooting, stabbing, dismemberment and
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Funny story: Man on runway at Heathrow had merely missed his flight!

Man on runway at Heathrow had merely missed his flight!

The major security incident yesterday at Heathrow, which resulted in the northern runway closed for 2 hours and many flights being cancelled, was nothing more than a man running after the plane that he'd missed.
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Funny story: "TheSpoof" to Shut Down for Two Weeks

"TheSpoof" to Shut Down for Two Weeks

The Editorial staff of "The Spoof" has decided to shut down its website for two weeks in July. It will be during the same two week span that Chrysler will shut its doors.
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Funny story: Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

Richard Gere Found 'Not Guilty' Of Obscenity, 'Guilty' Of Obscurity

The Indian Supreme Court has thrown out a legal case which accused has-been Hollywood actor Richard Gere of obscene behaviour, ruling instead, that he is not 'obscene' but &...
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Funny story: FBI publishes Spitzer brothel client rankings numerology

FBI publishes Spitzer brothel client rankings numerology

Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Ass Mess): The FBI has issued the Emperor's Club VIP ranking tables that outed NY Gov Eliot Spitzer this week as 'Client No# 9/11'.
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Funny story: Cats May Have Killed Woman

Cats May Have Killed Woman

A 72-year-old man who, police had alleged, confessed to his cats that he had bludgeoned his partner to death, has been cleared of murder after his defence lawyers claimed the cats did it.
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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.
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Funny story: Convert Fights Unclean Balls

Convert Fights Unclean Balls

It has been reported in the Iranian Independent (15th May 2007) that Mohammed Azeri (formally Frank Shuttleworth, now converted) has refused to bowl for Yorkshire's 'Wharfdale 2nd 11' as the leather that covers cricket balls cannot be guaranteed to h...
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Funny story: In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.
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Funny story: Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Cancerous pint-sized Antipodean pop bint Kylie Minogue stunned fans yesterday as she announced dates for a new world tour to kick off this December, just in time to cynically fleece homosexuals and parents of pre-teen idiots everywhe...
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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

Scandals, Scandals, Scandals! It's more about the scandals on American Idol season 7 than it is about the singing.
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Funny story: John McCain and Ehud Olmert Thank Mossad for 'Taking Down' Eliot Spitzer

John McCain and Ehud Olmert Thank Mossad for 'Taking Down' Eliot Spitzer

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain formally thanked Mossad for 'taking down' Eliot Spitzer on Friday.
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Funny story: Strange, Yellow UFO Blinds Millions in USA

Strange, Yellow UFO Blinds Millions in USA

(Philadelphia PA) Scientists are still at a loss to explain the bizarre UFO seen in the nation's skies yesterday. The phenomenon was observed coast to coast. The UFO was described as shiny, and very bright with a yellowish colour. The phenomenon...
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Funny story: Dept. for Education Duped in Child Sex Abuse Case

Dept. for Education Duped in Child Sex Abuse Case

IN THE aftermath of the shock and horror expressed by politicians on both sides about the scandal of the abuse of children in Institutional Care, the most inane remark must be accredited to Taoiseach Eamon DeValera. Remember, the Child Abuse Commi...
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Funny story: Gingers For Justice

Gingers For Justice

Ever since Catherine Tate's 'Gingers for Justice' campaign, there has been an increase of attacks on unsuspecting ginger.
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Funny story: Roger Federer: I Want Pete Sampras' Babies! Britney's Dad is Right!

Roger Federer: I Want Pete Sampras' Babies! Britney's Dad is Right!

New York Terrier - After several exhibitions with his former childhood idol Pete Sampras, Roger Federer is beginning to sound and look like he has a crush on Pete.
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Funny story: Billy Crystal ignores Yankee Coach's advice to step into the pitch path to get on first base; chooses to go down swinging instead

Billy Crystal ignores Yankee Coach's advice to step into the pitch path to get on first base; chooses to go down swinging instead

Tampa, Florida - Living out every man's childhood dream and minor-leaguer's reality to play on a major league baseball team, Billy Crystal turned it into a nightmare by striking out today. Not because he went down swinging or because he did n...
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Funny story: NickFun's 100th Spoof story passes with little fanfare

NickFun's 100th Spoof story passes with little fanfare

Acclaimed spoof writer NickFun wrote his 100th spoof story with little fanfare from the media or from other Spoof writers, according to Mark Lowton, editor and sole proprietor of TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com - Your Home For World Class Snooker!

TheSpoof.com - Your Home For World Class Snooker!

Snooker, a sport that nobody knows or cares about will be reported in meticulous detail on your spoof.com. Why? Who knows? Who cares? We're like snooker!...
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Funny story: Spoof Gets First Crack At MP's Published Expenses!

Spoof Gets First Crack At MP's Published Expenses!

TheSpoof.com has scooped all dailies, weeklies and almanacs by printing the first unexpurgated list of the Members of Parliament's expense accounts. Hold on to your knickers and tie that French tickler in a knot, here it comes!...
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Funny story: Supreme's Diana Ross calls for Drug King's Extradition to US

Supreme's Diana Ross calls for Drug King's Extradition to US

BBC News reports: "Brazil's Supreme Court has authorised the extradition to the United States of an alleged leader of one of Colombia's most powerful drug cartels." All Day Sucker, Drug King Juan Carlos Ramirez Abada, alias "Ch...
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Funny story: US Couple Con Gullible British

US Couple Con Gullible British

A Father and daughter who set out to con stalwart British investors of their hard earned winnings, have been charged with countless counts of fraud in differing flavours, today.
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Funny story: Obama says: I'm Black and I'm Blind and I'm Proud!

Obama says: I'm Black and I'm Blind and I'm Proud!

In an unusual development in the Democandie Race, Race, BH Obama has revealed that like new NYS Governor superstar, Robertson he is a Black Blind Politician!...
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Funny story: 25% of US Female Teens Diseased; First Evidence of Virgin STD's!

25% of US Female Teens Diseased; First Evidence of Virgin STD's!

With 25% of US Female Teens infected with STD's most researchers expected to find significant numbers among US Teen Males.
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Funny story: India rise to 3rd place in world rankings

India rise to 3rd place in world rankings

It could be cricket or in neighbouring Pakistan it could be the amount of angry men with moustaches that can burn an American flag in front of one television camera, but neither is true.
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Funny story: Top 5 Ways to Know You Wrote a Turd Story.

Top 5 Ways to Know You Wrote a Turd Story.

Here are the top 5 ways to know you wrote a turd story. Whether by accident or on purpose.
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Funny story: Obama Declares "War…is not My Favorite Thing" in effort to Combat Vagueness

Obama Declares "War…is not My Favorite Thing" in effort to Combat Vagueness

GETTYSBURG - Confronting accusations of "vague-speak" and weak stands on issues, Barack Obama electrified a packed Gettysburg, PA arena yesterday. Boldly stating his position on Iraq, Obama declared "War, my friends, is not my favorite...
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Funny story: Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Yesterday a man attempted the most convincing entry to the Red Bull Flugtag by running across the runway at Heathrow. Detectives called in to arrest the man are working on the theory that he was going to attempt to strap an Airbus 500 onto his back,...
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