Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
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Funny story: UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

February 27th was a special day for the UK when the people of England, Wales and Northern Ireland were shaken out of their beds by what was apparently a 5.4 on the Richter scale earthquake, emanating from the Lincolnshire town of Market Rasen, near G...
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Funny story: Eliot Spitzer and the Illegal Alien Driver's Licenses for Sex Scandal

Eliot Spitzer and the Illegal Alien Driver's Licenses for Sex Scandal

If you have committed some act in the past couple of weeks that has been weighing heavy on your conscience, and you are an ardent believer in Karma, you may get a reprieve from the equatable "what goes around comes around" punishment you ma...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Open Garden Centre

Al Qaeda Open Garden Centre

Financially troubled terror organisation Al Qaeda are hoping to raise their flagging fortunes with the opening of their new garden centre in the small English town of Tipton.
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Funny story: Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Dr. Edward Maxwell Hospitalized Due to Adverse Reaction to Turd Stories.

Forum contributor and would be spoof writer, Dr. Edward Maxwell, was rushed to the hospital earlier today. It seems that Dr. Maxwell passed out on his bathroom floor due to severe abdominal pains.
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Funny story: Third suspicious top cop 'suicide' in one week

Third suspicious top cop 'suicide' in one week

Sandbanks, Dorset - (Co-incidental Mess): A third senior UK police officer was been found 'suicided' today following Monday's myserious death of Sgt Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, and Manchester Police chief Mike Todd on Tu...
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Funny story: Vital Bush-era questions answered as Hustler signs Spitzer call girl for $5 million centerfold

Vital Bush-era questions answered as Hustler signs Spitzer call girl for $5 million centerfold

New York - (Bare Ass Mess): Key political mysteries of the 21st century are about to be revealed with Hustler magazine's announcement today that it has signed a $5 million 10-page centerfold deal with Gov Spitzer's call girl Ashley A...
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Funny story: Alien Abducted By Humans

Alien Abducted By Humans

39 year old, Vzzt, is recovering in hospital after claiming to have been abducted by so-called 'humans'. The father of 297 minomotz says that he was innocently going about his business when all of a sudden an...
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Funny story: Florida to Redo 2000 Elections

Florida to Redo 2000 Elections

Due to the controversy of the Democratic Primary in 2008, the State of Florida has announced that the 2000 Presidential Election will be redone in June.
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Funny story: Spitzer, Jennifer Aniston nearly Entangled in Real-Life "Honeymoon in Vegas"

Spitzer, Jennifer Aniston nearly Entangled in Real-Life "Honeymoon in Vegas"

HOLLYWOD -- According to friends close to Jennifer Aniston, the famous actress was "solicited for a rendezvous" by Eliot Spitzer in what would have been a real-life version of the 1992 movie Honeymoon in Vegas.
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Funny story: John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

Tempe, AZ - Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain angrily denounced Washington insiders and politicians in Congress, such as Senator McCain of Arizona.
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Funny story: Alistair Darling Denied Use of Shoe Polish as Makeup

Alistair Darling Denied Use of Shoe Polish as Makeup

Two weeks ago, Anthony McNicoll, reporter of News of the World, broke the news that Alistair Darling, the Chancellor of Exchequer, has been using shoe polish as makeup to "enhance his manly brows." Not to be outdone, the Sun, on the followi...
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Funny story: Creepy Argentinean Gnome to Appear on Dancing With The Stars

Creepy Argentinean Gnome to Appear on Dancing With The Stars

The YouTube phenom "Creepy Gnome" has signed a deal for an undisclosed six-figure amount to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. The half-pint hoofer caused an international buzz when he was captured on video emerging from some brush...
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Funny story: Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Egypt - Scientists in Egypt working on the creation of a synthetic, clean burning fuel to replace fossil fuels in aid of reversing global warming discovered a solution after accidentally set fire to one of the laboratory's pet cats. They found t...
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Funny story: Missing Canoeist Goes Missing Again

Missing Canoeist Goes Missing Again

John Darwin, the canoeist who went missing for 5 years before turning up again at a London police station four months ago, has gone missing again.
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Funny story: Barnstaple residents' disgust amid Jackson reports

Barnstaple residents' disgust amid Jackson reports

Devon - (Ass Mess): "This is not some fetid sleazebag sex tourism hell-hole like Los Angeles but a beautiful, unspoilt holiday destination," a Barnstaple Rotary Club source complained today.
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Funny story: Lack Of Bridgend Hangings Means Town Is Improving, Says WTB

Lack Of Bridgend Hangings Means Town Is Improving, Says WTB

A distinct lack of any significant hangings in the Welsh town of Bridgend recently, is an indicator of just how far the town has come in such a short space of time, and how safe and idyllic
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Funny story: Apple Introduces Latest in I Technology

Apple Introduces Latest in I Technology

Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs announced today the latest additions to Apple's line of industry-leading entertainment technology.
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Funny story: Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

BERLIN--Next time you are complaining about the abnormal sweltering heat or that late season winter storm, don't blame yourself for driving that gas guzzling SUV or voting Republican. Rather, blame your dog.
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Funny story: Media Honors Spitzer with "Embattled" Moniker

Media Honors Spitzer with "Embattled" Moniker

NEW YORK (Heewack News Network)-- Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D), whose escapades with a high-priced prostitute forced him to resign in disgrace, has earned the highly coveted "embattled" moniker from the nation's media.
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Funny story: Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Los Angeles: American Idol contestant and future American Idol David Awwww-chuleta has already won many talent contests, regional as well as national, but the 17 year old still seems to be unaccustomed to all the media attention tha...
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Funny story: 75% of teenage girls show no signs of STD's. Bush's 'abstinence only' education proven effective.

75% of teenage girls show no signs of STD's. Bush's 'abstinence only' education proven effective.

The Centers for Disease Control proudly unveiled statistics today proving that 75% of teenage girls show no signs of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). President George W. Bush proclaims that the figures represent a triumph for his "abstinen...
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Funny story: Spitzer Swallows - Media Chokes

Spitzer Swallows - Media Chokes

Thursday is a truly dark day in the world of the news media. Many newspapers and other news outlets are struggling with a truly difficult decision - what to do with the perfect headline: "Spitzer Swallows".
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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Would Like to Be NYS Guuuvena!

I, ET McCrone Would Like to Be NYS Guuuvena!

Dear Supporter, With the Guuuvana of NYS bringin disgrace to the good peeple o dat county, I cannot help but expand me candidacy from Prezminister of the USUK to now Guuuvena of NYS. From what I, ET McCrone has heard York new is now as fucked as York old. And so I, ET McCrone, litevator operator from York to New and on to Tucson, Arizona wants to be, York New , Your New York Guuvena.
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Funny story: Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
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Funny story: Arnold "The Gropenator" Demands a Recount!

Arnold "The Gropenator" Demands a Recount!

As Eliot "The Whoremaster" Spitzer is being widely declared the Governor of sexsual perversion. Arnold held a news conference at the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner at his side.
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Funny story: AA Dupre Says: Hillary, Not Me, Is Monster!

AA Dupre Says: Hillary, Not Me, Is Monster!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre insists that "balling" the NYS Governor for the past year does not make her a monster. On the contrary, AA Dupre, named after the support group her entire family was attending when she was accidentally conceived in th...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy Revealed as One of Spitzer's Girls

Miss Piggy Revealed as One of Spitzer's Girls

Miss Piggy, of 'Muppets' fame has been outed as one of Gov. Eliot Spitzer's high priced call girls.
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Funny story: Pimp Daddy Spitzer Spits Governorship Back at Ungrateful NYS!

Pimp Daddy Spitzer Spits Governorship Back at Ungrateful NYS!

Pimp daddy, Eliot Spitzer, tells NYS citizens that they do not deserve the stud muffin of a governor that he is, was and will be no llloooonnnnggggeeerrrr! Whoremaster Spitzer reveled in the fact that he has been procuring and pandering for all m...
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Funny story: Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Tina Louise, better known as 'Ginger' from 'Gilligan's Island', issued a statement today denouncing fellow cast mate, Dawn Wells', aka Mary Ann, drug abuse. Louise, calling from Hollywood's famous 'Home for Aged Actors...
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Funny story: Hamburglar banged to rights

Hamburglar banged to rights

FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.
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Funny story: 3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

About 1 in 4 teenage girls, in the United States, have had at least one sexually transmitted disease according to a recent study released by the CDC.
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Funny story: Jimmy Choo launches My Little Pony shoe range

Jimmy Choo launches My Little Pony shoe range

East End cobbler Jimmy Choo has designed an extravagant range of footwear for the My Little Pony set of childrens toys.
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Funny story: PC User Group Publishes New Guidelines

PC User Group Publishes New Guidelines

Washington DC -- The nation's leading personal computer user group recently published guidelines that are intended to aid the average computer-using employee interact better with their organizations' computer tech support departments.
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