Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...
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Funny story: Hilary Out, Bill Jealous

Hilary Out, Bill Jealous

In political news, Bill Clinton is filing for divorce from President hopeful Hilary Clinton. There is much scandal and question as to why Bill would do something like this, when he has a good chance of being back in the White House. Sources close to...
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Funny story: Sieg Heil for the Puppet Monarch says Lord Goldsmith

Sieg Heil for the Puppet Monarch says Lord Goldsmith

London - (Third Reich Mess): People should dress up in Nazi uniforms and goosestep all the way down to Buckingham Palace on the Puppet Monarch's official birthday according to the UK's bird-brain ex-top lawyer Lord Goldsmith.
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Funny story: Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

Condeleeza Rice Caught in Male Prostitution Sting

March 11 - Washington, DC. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice has been identified as a frequent client of an underground male prostitution operation based in Gonzo Heights Housing Projects in Washington, D.C.
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Funny story: Hillary to Choose Client Number Nine to be her Number Two

Hillary to Choose Client Number Nine to be her Number Two

NEW YORK, NY - According to her aides, Hillary Clinton is going to ask Eliot 'No Condom' Spitzer to be her Vice Presidential running mate if she secures the Democratic Party presidential nomination. "If the floppy eared other guy thinks...
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Funny story: Hillary Converts to Islam

Hillary Converts to Islam

(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton shocked supporters at a Philadelphia rally today by showing up dressed in a chador and with her face and hair covered in a veil. Ms. Clinton announced that she had converted to Islam and her new name is Naze...
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Funny story: Geriatric Judge Cites Antiquated Teaching Processes, Incontinence As Motivation For Ruling

Geriatric Judge Cites Antiquated Teaching Processes, Incontinence As Motivation For Ruling

Brief argues counting change, person-to-person banking contributing to a "near antediluvian society."...
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Funny story: 'Prince' Hip Op Goes Wrong

'Prince' Hip Op Goes Wrong

It's emerged that pint sized Pop Star 'Prince' Rogers Nelson the artist formerly known as 'Thingy' has apparently for the last few months been doing more reeling than rocking. Sources close to the star said a secret operation was...
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Funny story: Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior

Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior

The up market Magazine The Titler has announced the forthcoming marriage between Norma Snockers and Ivor Biggun Junior.
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Funny story: REM's Stipe finds spine/Orange Crush, loses religion

REM's Stipe finds spine/Orange Crush, loses religion

In a remarkable turn of events, it was confirmed last night that, having found both his spine and his Orange Crush, two items believed to have been lost forever, Michael Stipe has now lost his religion. The leader singer is understood to be inconsol...
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Funny story: Another top cop suicide

Another top cop suicide

Snowdonia, Wales - (Rioters): Yet another top UK cop has been found dead just 24 hours after Sergeant Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, was found fatally injured with multiple gunshot wounds to his wallet, head and chest.
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Funny story: Lord Trimble Calls Hillary Clinton Silly

Lord Trimble Calls Hillary Clinton Silly

As an example of her foreign affairs experience, Hillary Clinton said she was instrumental in bringing about peace in Northern Ireland. However, Lord Trimble, the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize for the Belfast Accord of 1998, had a different view...
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Funny story: Aztlan Secedes!

Aztlan Secedes!

This morning Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia and Wen Jiabao, the Premier of China, addressed hundreds of thousands of jubilant Mexicans from in front of the former Los Angeles City Hall building. They congratulated the people, on this, the i...
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Funny story: Sweet FA

Sweet FA

When the name 'Brian Barwick' comes to mind, we presume that 'he' is a perfectly normal human being. Not any more.
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Funny story: Governor Spitzer of New York Caught With Pants Down And Going To The "Big House"

Governor Spitzer of New York Caught With Pants Down And Going To The "Big House"

OK. It happened again. Forget Obama and Hillary's ranting and raving for a few days. This time, the U.S. Congress isn't the target, but the conniving Governor of New York, the fighter of graft, corruption, and, in the present situation, espec...
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Funny story: Morph faces sexual assault allegations from 'underage' co-star Chas

Morph faces sexual assault allegations from 'underage' co-star Chas

Eighties TV star Morph is the latest celebrity to face investigation over sensational claims that he sexually abused co-star Chas during the making of his popular 80s kids TV programme. Chas, now 34, was below the legal age of consent at the time, ag...
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Funny story: Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Pompey to be awarded FA Cup

Following an amazing series of results, the FA Cup semi-finals were due to be contested by three lower league clubs and Premiership side Portsmouth.
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Funny story: Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...
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Funny story: Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Indian Men Have Small Penises - Fact

Scientists in India have concluded that Indian men have the smallest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mini condoms to help these poor afflicted men.
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Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Is A Lazy Idiot, Woman Tells Neighbour

Stephen Hawking Is A Lazy Idiot, Woman Tells Neighbour

Professor Stephen Hawking, the cleverest man in the world, has been dubbed "an idiot" by a lady on a bus in Yorkshire, over the paraplegic's dealings with his second wife.
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Funny story: Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.
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Funny story: Brown attacks gingers

Brown attacks gingers

After visiting the Anti- Racial Foundation in Bolton, Gordon Brown attacked the ginger leader of ceremonies as "useless and a waste of space".
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Fires Writers for Writing True Stories; Writers Fight Back

TheSpoof.com Fires Writers for Writing True Stories; Writers Fight Back

TheSpoof.com, one of the premier internet websites for fake news, has recently fired hundreds of its writers for submitting what editors claim are "true stories".
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Funny story: Bloomberg, Reuters & WSJ agree on headlines on crude, dollar and gold

Bloomberg, Reuters & WSJ agree on headlines on crude, dollar and gold

You know it. There should be innovations, originality, creativity in journalism. And all of them try to be creative to differentiate it from the rest, more so in the title, in headlines. It's a maddening crowd, thanks to wired and online news. Bu...
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Funny story: Heather Mills: knives out as Yoko Ono blocks iTunes deal

Heather Mills: knives out as Yoko Ono blocks iTunes deal

London - (Rotters): 'Expect an imminent celeb drive-by shooting' is this week's lead news-story in LA FagHagSlagMag as vexatious divorce litigant Heather Mills vies to erase Yoko Ono after yet another a bid to publish Be...
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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.
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Funny story: A Search For The Truth Does Not Question Reality

A Search For The Truth Does Not Question Reality

The inaccuracies and mischievous half-truths in the 'Paper of Record' article illustrate the impossible position of a person who has been misrepresented, writes Sister Breathless Sobriny. A friend of mine rang me after reading Maddeby Ruination's column of December 20th, 2007. "Congratulations," he said sardonically. "I see that the 'paper of record' has not only allowed Francie Plane to p...
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Funny story: Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.
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Funny story: 'Client No 9/11' a victim of Bush's warrantless wiretaps Spitzer lawyers argue

'Client No 9/11' a victim of Bush's warrantless wiretaps Spitzer lawyers argue

New York - (Rioters): Attorneys acting for beleaguered Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer say the vice sting outing him as 'Client No 9/11' in the Emperor's Club VIP investigation is part of an illegal White House wiretap run by George W...
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Funny story: New evidence of life from mars found!

New evidence of life from mars found!

Scientist today released a report which has said that they have conclusive proof of life from Mars. And apparently it's right under our noses.
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Funny story: "Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

"Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

Following the violent storms the UK has been experiencing. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says:...
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Funny story: Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Following yesterday's closed-door meeting with top Nazgûl advisors, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama, U.S. Senator and newly revealed Dark Lord...
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Funny story: Spitzer, NY Gov, Fought Corruption and Comforted Hoes!

Spitzer, NY Gov, Fought Corruption and Comforted Hoes!

Eliot Spitzer fought corruption all the way to the Governor's mansion in Albany, NY. Scourge to Wall Street crooks and liars, the AG Spitzer had the liars laying low and the crooks hiding in every cranny and nook. His reputation for incorruptibil...
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Funny story: Obama Revives Puritanical Streak in Democrat Party

Obama Revives Puritanical Streak in Democrat Party

Wonks, pollywogs and politgeeks have been feverishly studying why new-comer BH Obama has driven experienced as the hills Hillary Clinton to the brink of defeat. One theory seems to have emerged to the forefront of the analysis. American liberalism mo...
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Funny story: Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Los Angeles, California - A pilot project leaked to the media that local water districts were working with pharmaceutical companies on a new, faster and more efficient drug delivery system to handle the anticipated increased needs of retiring Baby Bo...
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Funny story: Gone, Baby, Way Gone Receives the Oscar for the Most Anti- Les Miserable Miserable Film!

Gone, Baby, Way Gone Receives the Oscar for the Most Anti- Les Miserable Miserable Film!

Gone Baby Way Gone is the story of a sensitive, hurt man who has lost his beloved child and miraculously finds a way to rescue another little girl from a doomed life. Debut director, Bennies Inflict found the incredible path to turn...
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Funny story: BBC to broadcast exclusively in Arabic

BBC to broadcast exclusively in Arabic

Shock greeted the surprise announcement that from the end of the year the BBC will no longer broadcast in English - only Arabic.
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Funny story: Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

"We ain't got enough water," said Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, "git some."...
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Funny story: New Princess On The Block

New Princess On The Block

Princess Mary has a new rival. New princess on the block, Athena Alexiadis, has made a name for herself very quickly, being just named the princess of a newly-discovered, luxe European island named Florenza.
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Funny story: Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Statue to Commemorate Bush Legacy at Vatican

Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world...
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Funny story: California parents arrested -- Caught Home-schooling their children without a teaching credential

California parents arrested -- Caught Home-schooling their children without a teaching credential

Sacramento, California - A three-judge panel from the 2nd District Court of Appeals made it illegal on February 28 for any parent to home school their child, unless they have a teaching or tutor credential. Upon hearing the ruling, school districts o...
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Funny story: Doomsday Vault opens

Doomsday Vault opens

Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.
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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Spur Reunion of Supremes to Honor Slain Hawk

Animal Rights Activists Spur Reunion of Supremes to Honor Slain Hawk

In a glorious vocalization of the adage "out of all evil can come some good", Diana Ross and Mary Wilson, the two surviving members of Motown super girl group The Supremes, reunited Sunday night in a benefit for the hawk killed by pro golfe...
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Funny story: Drugs in our drinking water

Drugs in our drinking water

Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.
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Funny story: Wacky wiccan chokes Potter's chicken

Wacky wiccan chokes Potter's chicken

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in mourning this evening after a crazed and delusional stalker broke into his London home and strangled his pet chicken 'Paxo'.
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Funny story: Guitar Player Sucks At Guitar Hero

Guitar Player Sucks At Guitar Hero

(New York) Local musician Eric Krane has been playing guitar all his life, yet cannot make it through the easiest levels of the popular video game Guitar Hero.
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Funny story: Dumbed down generation

Dumbed down generation

A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
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