Funny story: Book at Bedtime choices defended

Book at Bedtime choices defended

The woman in charge of BBC Radio 4's Book at Bedtime has defended her decision to pick books that listeners have branded 'disturbing.'...
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Funny story: ABC Channel Creates New Television Program!

ABC Channel Creates New Television Program!

Buck Swope, president of American Broadcasting Company, announced today that the station will soon be producing a television program aimed specifically for their regular viewers.
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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale

Blackburn Rovers put Bentley up for sale

BLACKBURN is in complete and utter shock after learning that one of their prize assets could in fact be leaving the town in a matter of weeks.
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Funny story: Duck Restaurant To Open In England

Duck Restaurant To Open In England

An exclusive restaurant for wild ducks is to open in Worcester, it was announced today.
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Funny story: Kitten Poetry is New Black Death

Kitten Poetry is New Black Death

Kitten poetry is the new Black Death according to sociology expert Dr. Erica Mans.
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Funny story: Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
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Funny story: Americans Getting Uglier, Study Concludes

Americans Getting Uglier, Study Concludes

Chicago, IL - We've all heard the phrase, "Ugly American". Now it appears that science may lend some credence to the stereotype. Researchers at the University of Chicago Center for Bioaesthetics have announced results of a study indic...
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Funny story: John Terry for Hull City-Betting Suspended

John Terry for Hull City-Betting Suspended

A general alert was issued by bookmakers earlier toady after a large man in a Hoofer of St George top was seen with a large kit bag of cash entering betting shops in the surrey area looking for eleven to four for penalty king John "Dr Foster&quo...
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Funny story: Stunned Sheva wins World Player of the Year

Stunned Sheva wins World Player of the Year

The football world is scratching its head this morning over the results of the FIFA World Player of the Year award, announced last night in a lavish ceremony in Milan. The surprise winner was Chelski bench-warmer Andriy Shevcenko following a season t...
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Funny story: Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday ended speculation about his future by declaring 'Manchester United are the biggest club in the world, and are the only team I will ever play for'.
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Funny story: Oasis get the As Bad As Cliff Award

Oasis get the As Bad As Cliff Award

Oasis today received the As Bad As Cliff Award, at the Park Lane Hilton in London. The award is given to people who have had a lifetime of a lack of achievement, such as Sir Cliff, Oasis, Blur and Paul McCartney.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.
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Funny story: Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown apologises to taxpayers

Gordon Brown apologises to taxpayers

Gordon Brown today cause shock and horror among Government ministers by admitting that he has been overtaxing the British public for years by stealth.
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Funny story: Ninety percent of men will be forced to have sex change

Ninety percent of men will be forced to have sex change

In the year 2025, when the new World Leader takes control, Princess Kara Kent, will sign into law that all but ten percent of men, will be transformed into women whether they want to be or not.
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Funny story: Prince Harry of Wales seen recruiting in Cardiff

Prince Harry of Wales seen recruiting in Cardiff

Prince Harry Wales the decorated Afghan war hero who will be leading the crusade to Jerusalem of 2013 was spotted at a school in Cardiff yesterday on what was clearly a recruiting drive, younger members of Cardiff City's soul crew were seen in th...
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Funny story: US Government in fix after Bush goes missing

US Government in fix after Bush goes missing

Yesterday, there was pandemonium at the White House when President George W. Bush went missing.
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Funny story: Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.
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Funny story: DHS and MI5 Begin Mass Arrests and Executions of Spoof Writers and Readers

DHS and MI5 Begin Mass Arrests and Executions of Spoof Writers and Readers

New Yawk NY-- Department of Homeland Security and MI5 began a coordinated effort yesterday against TheSpoof.com. Arrests and summary executions of all spoof writers and readers were initiated to protect the population of the US and UK. Arrest warrant...
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Funny story: McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...
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Funny story: NASA Claims Moon Landings Actually Happened

NASA Claims Moon Landings Actually Happened

In an extraordinary move today, NASA tried to claim that the American Moon landings really happened.
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Funny story: Hull City - The new Watford?

Hull City - The new Watford?

The until recently little heard of Hull City football club, who are based on the English northern riveria at the join of Europe's two largest freshwater rivers. The Ull and the Umber have been described by some pundits as the lottery louts of the...
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Funny story: Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Diving Hall Of Fame To Be Set Up

Following endless diving incidents by overpaid stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo, an FA Diving Hall of Fame is to be set up. There are various qualifications for entry into the hall, though a surname ending in the letter 'o' is a probable point...
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Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.
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Funny story: Germany Invades Austria Again

Germany Invades Austria Again

German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.
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Funny story: Poland To Become Part Of UK

Poland To Become Part Of UK

Poland, the dark and eerie Eastern European country, is to become the fifth member of the United Kingdom, and immigrants from Poland will, from 10 June, be accorded the same rights as those accorded to UK-born citize...
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Funny story: Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Following a four year investigation it has come to the attention of anti- terrorism chiefs that throughout history, the people who have threatened world peace have all sported facial hair.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton joked with female family cook

Bill Clinton joked with female family cook

Bill Clinton joked with his family cook according to Vanity Fair.
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Funny story: All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.
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Funny story: Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...
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Funny story: Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

(Washington & Chicago & Points In Between) - Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama decided to get his relationship with the press off to a strong start by playing a game of hide and seek with with them yesterday. Aides suggested this game play...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum: Have I got some new sexsual vocab4U...

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum: Have I got some new sexsual vocab4U...

Dear P4YG, I have a new boyfriend who has been suggesting to me some interesting yet scary sounding sexventures. I have been a faithful...
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Funny story: McGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!

McGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!

Repub candie John McGoon has joined enemies of privacy rights like Joe McCarthy, J. "Evening Gown" Edgar Hoover and George W. Bush. McGoon stood before the Liberty Bell ijn Philadelphia and declared that the true meaning of the cracked bell...
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Funny story: McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.
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Funny story: Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...
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Funny story: Air Force Misplaces Weapons of Mass Destruction

Air Force Misplaces Weapons of Mass Destruction

Unlike delusional or downright deceptive Bush and the non-existent WMD's of Sadamm Hussein (No relation to B. Hussein Obama until the desperate Republican attack dogs fake genetic evidence), US Air Force Secretary Loser and chief of staff, Gen. M...
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Funny story: Mortgage crisis spreads to the afterlife as cemetery plot prices plummet

Mortgage crisis spreads to the afterlife as cemetery plot prices plummet

Los Angeles, California - Real estate was once considered a sound investment simply because God is not making anymore more of it, but even the best of things can be undone by the devil that lives in the details. So, as real estate prices continue to...
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Funny story: Red Sox Manny Being Maniac!

Red Sox Manny Being Maniac!

While the Boston Red Sox were sockin their opponents in one of their many drunken Irish brawls, Manny Ramirez was being Manny smokin' the gange in the clubhouse(Manny asked to be excused to do #1 when he saw a fight brewing). The Red Sux got their asses kicked the way they have for most of Major League baseball history both on and off the field.
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