Funny story: New Discovery Of Aliens

New Discovery Of Aliens

Daniel Kilduff, a student from the small town of Ashby, discovered an extra-terrestrial MARS bar in the early hours of yesterday night.
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Funny story: CBI suggests bonus scheme for job botchers should be available to all British workers

CBI suggests bonus scheme for job botchers should be available to all British workers

Taking the lead from Network Rail management, the CBI have suggested that all British companies should introduce special bonus schemes for poor and shoddy workmanship.
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Funny story: French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

There were scenes of pandemonium and chaos outside Disneyland last night when a garrison of French soldiers stationed there surrendered to a coach-load of Norwegian school children on their way back from seeing Mickey Mouse and his friends.
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Funny story: Mclaren Appointed As Argie Boss

Mclaren Appointed As Argie Boss

Total twat, Steve Mclaren, has declared his love for Argentina, as a result of this, the Argentinian FA have appointed the prick as manager.
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Funny story: Bob Geldof appeals for more publicity

Bob Geldof appeals for more publicity

Bob Geldof today forgot about Ethiopia, and Sudan, and Zimbabwe, and asked the world to give him more publicity.
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Funny story: Clinton haggling to get her money back

Clinton haggling to get her money back

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Pathetic Mess): Market watchers beware. Some megabux US energy speculators have come out in a rash with the news today that Hillary Rodham Clinton wants her money back, all eleven and a half million dollars in mortgages, cred...
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Funny story: Henry Allingham rejoins RAF at 112

Henry Allingham rejoins RAF at 112

With concern that the British Armed forces are becoming rapidly depleted, Mr Henry Allingham has decided to do his bit for Queen & Country by re-enlisting for active service in the Royal Air Force.
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Funny story: Past 8 Years 'A Gag', Bush Admits

Past 8 Years 'A Gag', Bush Admits

Washington, D.C. - George W. Bush disclosed yesterday that his entire presidency was part of an elaborate "gag" concocted by himself and Vice President Al Gore that "just got out of control".
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Funny story: Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.
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Funny story: Kids Dig Hole All The Way To China

Kids Dig Hole All The Way To China

Lancaster PA -- Seismologists from the University of Pennsylvania discovered the world's deepest hole today in Lancaster. The hole was dug in a sandbox by two boys playing with a plastic shovel. The hole is one foot wide and 18,000 miles long. It...
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Funny story: Celts Chase Huntelaar

Celts Chase Huntelaar

Dutch International striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar is set to complete a sensational move to Glasgow giants Celtic.
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Funny story: Source Of Nile Goes Deep

Source Of Nile Goes Deep

From our Honduras correspondent:...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...
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Funny story: Hillary to Supporters: Submit or Piss Off

Hillary to Supporters: Submit or Piss Off

(HADES, Arkansas) - Following her disastrous failed effort to sabotage the Democratic party's chances in the upcoming General Election, Hillary Clinton has directed her campaign to start using the internet to try and screw things ups.
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Funny story: Catnip Paste Leads to First Cat-Dog Birth

Catnip Paste Leads to First Cat-Dog Birth

The first cat-dog hybrid was born this week in the U.S, inciting anger from anti-interspecialists. Oscar, a four year old Persian-Siamese crossbreed successfully impregnated Marlee, a four year old Saint Bernard.
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Funny story: Senator Clinton Becomes a Republican

Senator Clinton Becomes a Republican

Washington DC: Senator Hillary Clinton (D) NY announced today that she was becoming a Republican.
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Funny story: Justin Lee Collins Charged With Affray After Attack On Hull City Fan

Justin Lee Collins Charged With Affray After Attack On Hull City Fan

Justin Lee Collins, the 'lifelong' Bristol City supporter and co-host of Channel 4's The Friday Night Project, has been charged with affray by police, after he was involved in an ugly inc...
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Funny story: Beggar is given country-wide Asbo

Beggar is given country-wide Asbo

A man has been given an anti-social behaviour order (ASBO) banning him from begging anywhere in England and Wales and Scotland.
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Funny story: Unique Edinburgh Flat Opens To Public

Unique Edinburgh Flat Opens To Public

Prince Charles is to officially open an Edinburgh council flat he saved for the public.
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Funny story: Hampstead luvvies gobsmacked at nuke bomb discovery

Hampstead luvvies gobsmacked at nuke bomb discovery

London - (Cash-for-Honors Mess): Residents of a wealthy North London enclave are frantic following the discovery of an unexploded nuclear device in safe deposit vaults owned by business pals of Lord Levy.
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Funny story: Brown in the Pink

Brown in the Pink

LONDON: Advisors to Gordon Brown have suggested the Prime Minister should take to wearing pink suits and platform heels in an attempt to raise his public profile.
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Funny story: Ex Hull City Owner favourite for award

Ex Hull City Owner favourite for award

Bookmakers are making Derby County CEO and Former Hull City owner clear favourites in both the club owner's and big time Charlies categories of this year's prestigious WPFA dickhead of the year awards.
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Funny story: Victorians were on Mars

Victorians were on Mars

Mars Lander's robotic arm has uncovered yet more evidence that the Victorians successfully established a camp on the red planet. NASA had earlier hinted that magnified images from the Mars Orbiter appeared to show the letters 'ADE IN BIRMING...
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Funny story: Arsenal sign Steptoe and Son

Arsenal sign Steptoe and Son

After much speculation relating to the transfer of Samir Nasri, Ben Arfa and even rumours of David Villa coming to Arsenal, Arsene Wenger has finally confirmed Albert and Harold Steptoe as his first big name(s) signing of the summer.
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Funny story: Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City, the side newly-promoted to the Premier League after a thrilling win against West Country oiks Bristol City, are faring well in their first season in the top flight, and are currently in 8th position.
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Funny story: Bush Administration Hides US Dead from Iraq and Afghanistan

Bush Administration Hides US Dead from Iraq and Afghanistan

The New York Times Book Review revealed this week that the Bush administration has tried to hide more war casualties and fatalities than any US administration in history.
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Funny story: Billius Clintonensis Proposes Roman Triumvrate

Billius Clintonensis Proposes Roman Triumvrate

Dressed in a pure white toga, the former US President now known as Billius Clintonensis proposed to the American public a new model of leadership.
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Funny story: Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

The Revolutionary Fashionista of the late 20th Century Yves Saint Laurent became biologically out of style this week. The wake and funeral however set the newest, latest trends for 21st century styles.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
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Funny story: Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Want away genius and new George Best, Cristiano Ronaldo has ordered some natty little tiger patterned boots, some with cuban heels some not so. The little wing maestro is yet to order similar boots for playing football in as doubts began to arise ove...
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Funny story: Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Reports coming in from Manchester indicate that united supremo Sir Alex Ferguson is thinking of getting a new car possibly a Bentley.
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Funny story: Cher older than the Universe

Cher older than the Universe

Recent carbon dating on aged singer Cher has revealed that she is actually over 5 million years old!...
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Funny story: Steve McClaren poised to become new Hull manager

Steve McClaren poised to become new Hull manager

Former England boss and ex Hull City midfield stalwart Steve "Ashby" Mclaren was today confirmed as the shop manager of Global Brands Globally's latest retail outlet, situated in the brand new recently opened state of the art St Stephen...
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Funny story: Senator Clinton Offered New Job

Senator Clinton Offered New Job

St. Louis MO: The Democratic presidential primary elections are finally over, with the presumptive Democratic nominee being Senator Barack Obama. Senator Hillary Clinton is expected to possibly, perhaps, maybe, could be announce that she has finally...
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Funny story: McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.
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Funny story: "Stick With Us": Bates

"Stick With Us": Bates

Leeds United chairman Ken Bates today launched an impassioned plea to supporters of the 3rd division team to show loyalty following their failure to overcome Doncaster Rovers in the playoff final last month.
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