Funny story: McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.
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Funny story: Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...
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Funny story: Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...
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Funny story: Govt. blocks cerealmaker from disease testing

Govt. blocks cerealmaker from disease testing

WASHINGTON--The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep a packaged food manufacturer from testing all of its products for rat-borne diseases.
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Funny story: Sticks and stones my break my bones but a name like Obama wont scare me!

Sticks and stones my break my bones but a name like Obama wont scare me!

Well our candidates have poked their heads out of the sand and while Mc Cain was under cover a dark cloud has appeared and now he is facing a BLACK day.
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Funny story: Nickels and dime by the airlines does not make CENTS to us but makes profits for them.

Nickels and dime by the airlines does not make CENTS to us but makes profits for them.

I have a solution for the airlines and the soaring prices of fuel . . . go SOLAR!...
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Funny story: Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Compulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent

Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
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Funny story: Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
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Funny story: Pleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment Abuses cock-a-hoop at court ruling

Pleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment Abuses cock-a-hoop at court ruling

Fort Worth, Texas - (Superstitious Mess): A serpentological fundamentalist nutters church (sick) is over the moon at the quashing of torture and abuse damages by the Texas Supreme Court.
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Funny story: Secrets of the Disappeared No #666: The Blue Peter Garden

Secrets of the Disappeared No #666: The Blue Peter Garden

London - (Ass Mess): Frantic Hellfire Club attempts to 'list' the BBC Television Centre in West London as a Grade 1 erection are shielding the notorious IRA Provos' burial ground known as the Blue Peter Garden from being bulldozed.
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History

Robert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History

Robert Mugabe, the zany African dictator, has been called the Blackest Leader in the World, by UN leaders at an emergency meeting of the African Union in Egypt today, says Wonkey Moods.
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Funny story: Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Tampa, FL -- A Midwestern man plans to drive solo across the United States to make a point about gas prices.
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Funny story: Transport for London offer cure for loss of sensitive government documents

Transport for London offer cure for loss of sensitive government documents

Transport for London has responded to the recent spate of mislaid confidential documents and miscellaneous computer disks by government officials with what it feels is a novel and relatively cheap solution to the problem.
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Funny story: Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Conservative Anglicans meeting in Jerusalem will create a global multi-faith network to combat modern trends in the Church, like birth control, independent thinking and insufficient tithing.
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Funny story: Zimbabwe election results - an exclusive retrospect by the newly-elected president

Zimbabwe election results - an exclusive retrospect by the newly-elected president

With the presidential election now over, and the results in within 7 minutes of the polls closing, our man on the spot, Daz "I'm standing on the spot" Persil reflects on recent events.
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Funny story: Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

A clinically depressed Australian living in America has agreed to a bid of £5 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a weekend-long drinking binge with friends.
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Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager was decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride but apparently slipped in unnotice...
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Funny story: German Fans Go On Rampage After Defeat

German Fans Go On Rampage After Defeat

Austrian police arrested 2 German football supporters after one of the worst nights of soccer violence ever seen in Vienna last night, after the final of the Euro 2008 championships in which Spain beat Germany 1-0.
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Funny story: Salesman of the Year

Salesman of the Year

New York NY, June 2008: All of Madison Avenue was saddened to learn that Filbert "Flim" Flam had passed away at 93 years of age. His friends and acquaintances remembered Flim as Time Magazine's choice for Salesman of the Year in 2002.
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