Funny story: Abu Dubai Hotel Will Dance And Sing Like Michael Jackson

Abu Dubai Hotel Will Dance And Sing Like Michael Jackson

Abu Dubai-- This tiny emirate of Abu Dubai continues to capture the world's attention with its daring architecture. Michael Jackson is working with architects on a 57 story hotel that can sing and dance. Mr. Jackson says the building will be name...
View 'Abu Dubai Hotel Will Dance And Sing Like Michael Jackson'
Funny story: Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

In a speech today, Senator Barack Obama claimed that he didn't 'hate that ugly poisonous piece of bloodsucking trash Hillary Hitler Clinton', to make peace with his former rival.
View 'Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart''
Funny story: Bush tells Kyoto commitee to deal with it

Bush tells Kyoto commitee to deal with it

Kyoto, Japan - In a first time appearance, President George W. Bush made one thing clear. "If you don't like it, then you get out of America." When a French reporter pointed out they weren't in America, the president shot right back...
View 'Bush tells Kyoto commitee to deal with it'
Funny story: Big Brother Dennis Evicted For Saliva Abuse

Big Brother Dennis Evicted For Saliva Abuse

Big Brother inmate Dennis McHugh was sensationally evicted from the show today, after he broke Channel 4 Saliva Rules during a heated discussion with Mohamed, which also included several other moroni...
View 'Big Brother Dennis Evicted For Saliva Abuse'
Funny story: Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory

Robert Mugabe announced today that he was quietly optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory in the run-off against his long time rival Morgan Tsvangirai.
View 'Robert Mugabe Quietly Optimistic of pulling off a Surprise Election Victory'
Funny story: Spanish Claim To Be A United Country To Try And Win Euro 08

Spanish Claim To Be A United Country To Try And Win Euro 08

Today, people all across Spain tried to claim that it was a real nation, to try and boost morale for the Euro 08 final against Deutschland.
View 'Spanish Claim To Be A United Country To Try And Win Euro 08'
Funny story: Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...
View 'Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape'
Funny story: Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann, the host of "Countdown" an MSNBC news program, has renewed his contract with MSNBC to hate George Bush for another year.
View 'Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush'
Funny story: President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

President Bush in Awe of Mugabe

(Washington, DC) - President Bush today said that he was watching the election in Zimbabwe "very closely," and hoped to pick up more reelection tips as the process continued. Referring to the current president of the African nation alterna...
View 'President Bush in Awe of Mugabe'
Funny story: Bits of fabled Atlanits castle found on dark side of the moon

Bits of fabled Atlanits castle found on dark side of the moon

Joderell Bank - (Lunatic Mess): Huge chunks of the former palatial fortress of Atlantis have been photographed on the dark side of the moon by International Space Station cameras tracking a meteorite strike that destroyed the fabled ancient kingdom t...
View 'Bits of fabled Atlanits castle found on dark side of the moon'
Funny story: Jaded tennis pro Gimelslob slams women with balls

Jaded tennis pro Gimelslob slams women with balls

Wimbledon - (Grand Slam/Thank You Ma'am Mess): Wimbledon slagging-off fortnight has kicked off with a ballsy attack on the monstrosity of women players by a spokesman for the Association of Male Tennis Wannabes.
View 'Jaded tennis pro Gimelslob slams women with balls'
Funny story: North Koreans Refuse To Adopt Shania Law

North Koreans Refuse To Adopt Shania Law

George W Bush looks set to leave the world stage on an all-time high after talks with North Korea broke down with accusations that there was 'way too much' Shania Twain in the negotiations.
View 'North Koreans Refuse To Adopt Shania Law'
Funny story: Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

At a glittering film award presentation ceremony held in Geneva last night, one of the world's largest manufacturers of escalators, walkways and lifts received a European Oscar before anyone realised it was in error.
View 'Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award'
Funny story: World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

Yesterday in Geneva a spokesman for the World Sperm Bank Dr Dick Cumalott announced that a Giant Freezer stored at St. Peters Hospital had defrosted in the middle of night meaning that several million gallons of Love Juice had been irreparably damage...
View 'World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down'
Funny story: Labour misplaces deposit in Henley by-election

Labour misplaces deposit in Henley by-election

The Conservatives have won the Henley by-election, with Labour candidate Richard McKenzie losing his deposit as he trailed in behind the Greens, the British National Party, the British Library, the Sinclair C5 and even the Co-op.
View 'Labour misplaces deposit in Henley by-election'
Funny story: Love to Love You Baby

Love to Love You Baby

The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.
View 'Love to Love You Baby'
Funny story: New car expected to attract pricks and douche bags

New car expected to attract pricks and douche bags

Hiroshima, Japan- Acura unveiled its new luxury line of sedans at a Japanese auto show last week. Honda, which owns the luxury line acura, intended the new A/SS for American sales only because of the abundance of pure uncut assholes who need cars thi...
View 'New car expected to attract pricks and douche bags'
Funny story: Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
View 'Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.'
Funny story: Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

NEW YORK, NY - David White, station manager of WABC New York, is claiming ignorance as a defense after finding himself at the center of the latest debacle involving shock-jock Don Imus.
View 'Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"'
Funny story: Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...
View 'Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat'
Funny story: Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

1.) STD's are hot. What is more fun than having chronic genital herpes the rest of your life? Warts are a great way to attract suitors; those sexy blisters are a red light to the opposite sex signaling a great partner.
View 'Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!'
Funny story: Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin...
View 'Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change'
Funny story: Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Houston TX-- Red-eyed NASA scientists glowed with pride today when they announced the first results from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The lander was sent to test the Red Planet's soil and it arrived last month. The results show the soil is full of nu...
View 'Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA'
Funny story: Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink, the coach of beaten Euro 2008 semi-finalists Russia, has been summoned back to Moscow by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, and will be sent to a Gulag - never to be seen again. Hiddink was the toast of the Kremlin last week after gu...
View 'Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag'
Funny story: God Speaks Out On Mugabe

God Speaks Out On Mugabe

God, the Supreme Being and Creator Of All Mankind, has responded to a challenge thrown down by the out-of-control Zimbabwe dictator Dr Robert Mugabe.
View 'God Speaks Out On Mugabe'
Funny story: Spanish Parliament Goes Ape

Spanish Parliament Goes Ape

The Spanish parliament today announced new human-like rights for the great ape. Many animal rights groups have been greatly disappointed at the announcement, however, saying it doesn't go far enough.
View 'Spanish Parliament Goes Ape'
« May 2008 June 2008 Jul 2008 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
31
2nd
56
3rd
40
4th
39
5th
50
6th
36
7th
38
8th
31
9th
30
10th
37
11th
40
12th
45
13th
45
14th
29
15th
31
16th
37
17th
39
18th
33
19th
33
20th
37
21st
20
22nd
26
23rd
32
24th
13
25th
30
26th
28
27th
26
28th
20
29th
17
30th
19
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 1?

2 10 24 3


69 readers are online right now!

Go to top