Funny story: Mugabe's Escape Plan Foiled

Mugabe's Escape Plan Foiled

Robert Mugabe's cover for an escape from strife torn Zimbabwe was blown yesterday following the accidental release of a photo of his alter ego Jessie Kanobe a travelling Elton John impersonator.
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Funny story: 22 Caught

22 Caught

Elusive since 1961, 22 has finally been caught, putting an end to one of the last century's most enduring mysteries. The capture of 22 means Orr and the rest of the Fighting 256th Squadron can finally hang up their flying helmets and enjoy life.
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Funny story: Wachowski Brothers Hired to Fake Future Moon Landings

Wachowski Brothers Hired to Fake Future Moon Landings

Houston, TX - Anonymous sources at NASA have revealed that the Wachowski Brothers, famous for the Matrix series, have been hired to fake the next generation of moon landings late in the next decade.
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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon got another shock to its system today, when Maria Sharapova, the number 3 seed, crashed out to world number 154 Alla Kudryavtseva, but the biggest shock was saved for the very last point of the game, when S...
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Funny story: Americans will win Euro 08 Championships

Americans will win Euro 08 Championships

The USA will later this year suddenly win the European Championships, months after Germany do.
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Funny story: Americans Finally Understand What The Word 'Satire' Means

Americans Finally Understand What The Word 'Satire' Means

In a surprise finding, Americans today finally understood what the word 'satire' means.
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Funny story: Al Jolson To Headline Glastonbury

Al Jolson To Headline Glastonbury

Today the list of performers at this year's Glastonbury Festival was announced, and it will be headlined by wild man of rock Al Jolson.
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Funny story: Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Normally sex and animation don't mix. But with the success of the Jack Black bestiality and violence cartoon Kung Fu Panda paving the way, Pixar heads back into theaters this week with WALL-E,...
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Funny story: Supreme Court: Second Amendment Rights Apply Only to Child Rapists

Supreme Court: Second Amendment Rights Apply Only to Child Rapists

In a decision that legal experts have referred to as "colossally confusing" and "precedent-setting in its dumbness," the U.S. Supreme Court found, in a 5-4 ruling, that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution only applies to...
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Funny story: Britney Spears- foopS I Did It Again Spoof

Britney Spears- foopS I Did It Again Spoof

Once again poor little Britney "empty pram" Spears is in the news for all the wrong reasons and it is to be hoped that one day soon we may get to read a happy jolly Britney story, one that may reflect in a good light the ernomous reality of...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Harriet Harman pushes dodgy female haircut plan

Equality minister Harriet Harman has set out plans to allow positive discrimination towards female job candidates with iffy hairdoes. She said firms should be able to choose a woman with a pudding bowl hairstyle with a long side parting stuck on it o...
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Funny story: WTF are they doing in North Carolina?

WTF are they doing in North Carolina?

(Raliegh, NC) - Thanks to some sharp eyed grandchildren and one overly sensitive grandparent, the North Carolina DMV has decided to replace for free any license plate containing the letter combination "WTF." Told of this potentially $400,0...
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Funny story: Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...
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Funny story: Riot at Hot Dog Eating Contest

Riot at Hot Dog Eating Contest

Riverdale, The Bronx: A near-riot broke out at the Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dog Eating Contest when local favorite, Constantine Thessalonikos, was disqualified after apparently winning first prize for eating 72 frankfurters in 15 minutes.
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Funny story: Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Massive Oil Reserves Found In Zimbabwe - US "peacekeeping" Forces Prepare For War

Reports coming out of Africa have indicated that a "substantial and significant" amount of oil has been discovered deep below the earth in strife torn Zimbabwe.
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Funny story: Fire rocks Glastonbury Festival as Winehouse beehive hairpiece-shaped UFO scrambled

Fire rocks Glastonbury Festival as Winehouse beehive hairpiece-shaped UFO scrambled

Worthy Farm, Somerset - (Freaky Mess): RAF jets scrambled a mysterious UFO shaped like Amy Winehouse's bouffant beehive hairdo today just as a curious bong-like object emerged from inside, smouldering and spluttering ominously over the Glastonbu...
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Funny story: Tempera Re to begin operations in London

Tempera Re to begin operations in London

Tempera Re, the latest start-up off-the-peg turnkey multi-line disaster-in-the-making reinsurer, is to commence writing business in London's LUC in the near future, having been granted a licence by the Fiscal Stupidity Authority. According to its...
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Funny story: Queen Reverses Robert Mugabe Honour

Queen Reverses Robert Mugabe Honour

Her Majesty the Queen has reversed an Honour given to Zimbabwe dictator Sir Dr Robert Mugabe, it has been announced, with the reversal to take immediate effect.*...
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Funny story: White Male Workers Banned in Britain

White Male Workers Banned in Britain

After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.
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Funny story: New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

The recently announced government committee to look into future power for the railways - The Solar Panel - headed by Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, is to receive major sponsorship from the opticians' British Ophthalmic Anaesthesia Society.
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Funny story: DBC annouces title fight!

DBC annouces title fight!

The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.
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Funny story: Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Mugabe refuses to take part in run off

Robert Mugabe announced today he would not take part in the vote in the poll of the world's greatest living dictators...
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Funny story: Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

The Zimbabwe cricket team has cancelled its tour of England next year, amid growing unrest in Harare over the conduct of some BBC reporters, who are still transmitting reports from within the country.
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Funny story: Hull City Withdraw Mugabe's Season Ticket-All Out War Expected

Hull City Withdraw Mugabe's Season Ticket-All Out War Expected

Dictator of Zimbabwe Sir Robert Mugabe yesterday suffered a series of humiliating blows which will no doubt lead to genocide, bloodshed, all out civil war and the inevitable end of his dictatorial reign.
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne Finds Mars Lander in Fridge

Ozzy Osbourne Finds Mars Lander in Fridge

Beverly Hills - Phoenix Mars Lander malfunctions have been explained by accidental discovery of the Lander in the freezer of famed singer Ozzy Ozbourne. "I was just looking for some ice to mix a drink when the thing shouted at me like a...
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Funny story: Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Black Messiah In Promised Land Promise

Handbills and flyers with the words. I shall lead you my people to the promised land for I am the truth the light and the guvnor and you can call me the guvnor. Have been found discarded on the floor of the small Lancashire Village of Blackburn.
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Funny story: Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Zimbabwe Holiday Bookings Down, Say Travel Agents

Travel agents say that the number of holidaymakers planning to travel to Zimbabwe this year is down more than 90% on last year's figure, owing to exceedingly warm temperatures in the country.
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Funny story: The George W. Bush Sewerage Plant Of San Francisco

The George W. Bush Sewerage Plant Of San Francisco

On the ballot for the November election in San Francisco, California, is the proposal to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant, the George W. Bush Sewerage Plant. Over eight thousand signatures have been collected and voting officials ar...
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