Funny story: More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

MI6 has today revealed that yet more important documents have been left on a train despite recent publicity and a tightening up of procedures.
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Funny story: Spoof shrink Dr Raj Perfraud guilty of plagiarism

Spoof shrink Dr Raj Perfraud guilty of plagiarism

Manchester - (Whopping Porkies Mess): Celebrity TV shrink and consultant plagiarist Dr Raj Perfraud was branded a thieving rat by the General Medical Council in Manchester today after ripping off countless eminent colleagues' work as his own.
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Funny story: "Israeli Idol" show a disaster for Simon Cowell

"Israeli Idol" show a disaster for Simon Cowell

It appears that "Israeli Idol" - loosely based on Pop Idol and American Idol - has been an unmitigated disaster for Simon Cowell with his Sam-the-Eagle-Muppet hair style.
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Funny story: A guide to computer viruses

A guide to computer viruses

Fern Britten Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Jonathan Ross Virus: Not much use but still manages to get money out of your computer BT Virus: Every three minutes tells you what great service you are getting. Virgin Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the BT virus. Politically Correct Viru...
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Funny story: Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Contaminated Toilet Paper Found

Washington DC: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced today that Salmonella bacteria have been found in rolls of toilet paper. This finding was withheld from the general public for five days pending verification that it is the same strai...
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth to Girl. It Immediately Becomes Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth to Girl. It Immediately Becomes Pregnant

(Jackson, Miss.) - Television star and slut extraordinaire Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth today in a mud hollow in Jackson, Mississippi. Within ten minutes the baby girl was pronounced healthy and also pregnant.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the sta...
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Funny story: Wanted Nazi found at Euro 2008

Wanted Nazi found at Euro 2008

A wanted Nazi war criminal has been found at the Euro 2008 championships. The elderly Second World War veteran is wanted for countless acts, including genocide.
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Funny story: 'Smart,' 'Guru' Invade Theaters, Moviegoers Yawn

'Smart,' 'Guru' Invade Theaters, Moviegoers Yawn

(La La Land, CA) - Originality is under attack this weekend at the box office, as Get Smart and The Love Guru, both opening wider than Oprah's vagina, recycle themes, jokes, and characters we have all seen many,...
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Funny story: Numerology scare behind Stonehenge Druids' preparations for summer solstice funerary rite

Numerology scare behind Stonehenge Druids' preparations for summer solstice funerary rite

Stonehenge, Wilts - (Neolithic Mess): Druids' annual Stonehenge summer solstice ramblings have suffered a major setback.
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Funny story: Einstein's Folly

Einstein's Folly

Inside the small town of Caputh just outside of Berlin lies the summerhouse of world famous Albert Einstein. Purchased in 1929 by the celebrity physicists, Einstein spent three summers there before the Nazis took command in 1933.
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Funny story: Hellfire Club's June 19 fears

Hellfire Club's June 19 fears

London - (Premonitions Mess): Hellfire Club members have barricaded themselves behind Joseph Fritzl-style subterranean bunkers today amid fears that the June 19 Avenging Angel will strike before midnight.
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Funny story: Indian Gaming Casino to Open on Wall Street

Indian Gaming Casino to Open on Wall Street

Manhattan NY: A new Indian casino is moving to Wall and Broad streets in lower Manhattan. It seems fitting that a tribe of the Wappinger Confederacy Indians should return to this place. In 1626 these Indian's sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch fo...
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Funny story: Bush Calls For Offshore Drilling

Bush Calls For Offshore Drilling

President Bush today called on Congress to end a ban on offshore drilling. In a news conference at the White House, he said there was 'no excuse for delay' in lifting the ban. 'We want drilling to start again offshore', he continued, 'and for gove...
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Funny story: Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.
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Funny story: Will Smith Superb As Tony Hancock

Will Smith Superb As Tony Hancock

Will Smith's latest film, Hancock, opened today in London. In it, Smith plays the legendary English comedian Tony Hancock, made famous by his radio show, which was successfully transferred to TV. In the film Hancock is an embittered, sarcastic, ma...
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Funny story: New drinks sponsor for Wimbledon

New drinks sponsor for Wimbledon

In an effort to broaden the appeal of lawn tennis, the Lawn Tennis Association has decided not to renew the sponsorship on offer from squash drinks manufacturer Robinson.
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Funny story: Plaid Cymru To Change Its Name To Died Cymru

Plaid Cymru To Change Its Name To Died Cymru

Today the Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru, changed its name to Died Cymru, in honour of the suicides sweeping across Wales like an Australian bush fire.
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Funny story: Dentists back Bush's offshore drilling proposals

Dentists back Bush's offshore drilling proposals

Washington DC - (Novocaine Mess): American Dentists Association members have welcomed George W Bush's call to lift a 27 year moratorium on offshore drilling.
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Funny story: Alternative Zoe Heller - Diary

Alternative Zoe Heller - Diary

Written to the editor of the Sunday Times to demonstrate that I, like some of his regular contributors, could also write absolute drivel. Main problem being I don't get paid for it.
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Funny story: Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's, the well-known purveyor of groceries, electrical items, clothes and insurance, has cancelled its online shopping arm due to technical difficulties, and has offered subscribing shoppers a one-off £10 compensat...
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Funny story: EU Referendum Lost On Train & Given To TheSpoof.com

EU Referendum Lost On Train & Given To TheSpoof.com

After a flurry of secret government documents and databases holding the personal details of many UK residents conveniently going missing on trains and in the post, TheSpoof.com now brings you the latest piece of confidential government info to go ast...
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Funny story: German Coach Banned From Touch Football!

German Coach Banned From Touch Football!

Germany coach Joachim Low has been banned from the touchline for his side's Euro 2008 quarter-final against Portugal on Thursday. Touch Footballers from across the world of the most popular sport on the globe cannot believe that a coach has been...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Reverses Gore Endorsement, Awarding it to McCain

Supreme Court Reverses Gore Endorsement, Awarding it to McCain

Mere moments after formally announcing his backing for Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama in an email to supporters, former Vice President Al Gore's endorsement was blocked and reversed by a 5-4 Supreme Court decision, handing the Nobel...
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Funny story: Female Chimps Fake It Too!

Female Chimps Fake It Too!

Chimpologists studying the female chimpanzee sexual response have discovered something truly amazing. The ladies are faking it! After recording literally kilometers of tape of female chimps caught in flagrante delicto, researchers have unanimously co...
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Funny story: Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice Writes New Vampire Novel: My Sister, Condoleeza The Blood Sucker

Anne Rice has written whole series of Vampire novels. Her undead have been philosophers, rock stars and everything in between. But in her latest oeuvre, the blood sucking child of the night is the US of A's Secretary of State. Ms Rice outs her si...
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Funny story: Pakistani F-Troop Can't Keep the Injuns Down!

Pakistani F-Troop Can't Keep the Injuns Down!

Frontier troops have a long history from Roman legions on the outskirts of the empire near Buckingham Palace to US Calvary guarding stolen land from American Indigenous peoples. Pakistan may be the setting for the latest in the Frontier towns erected...
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Funny story: Michelle "Wheezy" Obama Denounces George Jefferson's Hate Whitey!

Michelle "Wheezy" Obama Denounces George Jefferson's Hate Whitey!

Right wing blogosnipers have been accusing highly educated and very cultured jurist Michelle Obama of denouncing Caucasians as "Whities".
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Funny story: Hollywood Stars Aid Homeless; Winehouse and Spears Say Thanks in Advance!

Hollywood Stars Aid Homeless; Winehouse and Spears Say Thanks in Advance!

Hollywood Stars like Ashton Kutcher and Brooke Mueller and their respective baby sitters Demi Moore and Charlie Sheen have hosted the Butterfly Ball to aid the homeless and near homeless persons of Southern California.
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Funny story: Clerk Tricks Blind Man to Shit in Public

Clerk Tricks Blind Man to Shit in Public

London - A clerk for the Old Bottleman in Camden Market recently tricked a blind man to shit in public on a busy Saturday afternoon.
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Funny story: White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...
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Funny story: Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.
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Funny story: Presumptive President Obama's Cabinet

Presumptive President Obama's Cabinet

Washington DC: The presidents Cabinet includes the Vice President, the heads of 15 executive departments plus various agency administrators/directors. Here are some educated guesses by Karl Rove of the Fox News Channel for the presumptive Democratic president Obama's cabinet.
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