Funny story: Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

A mystery murder of an elderly man suspected of being killed by maggots, that has confounded police experts and forensic scientists for more than 7 years, has finally been solved by a quick-thinking schoolboy.
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Funny story: Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Retired Nascar driver Dale Jarrett was involved in a incident Monday night. Jarrett was involved in a crash involving a UPS truck and a Dodge Neon. It appears that Jarrett was drag racing the UPS Truck.
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Funny story: Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Arrived At Hull City Match 15 Minutes After Final Whistle

Spoof Writer Arrived At Hull City Match 15 Minutes After Final Whistle

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, once travelled from Hull to Torquay to attend a football match, only to arrive fifteen minutes after the game had finished, says a report from a pub Up North.
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Funny story: Congressional Dems to Grill Rove During Golf Outing

Congressional Dems to Grill Rove During Golf Outing

Washington, D.C. - Backing off their insistence that former Bush advisor Karl Rove appear before congress and testify under oath, a spokesperson for Representative John Conyers said today that congressional Democrats have decided to change their tact...
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Funny story: Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Zero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School

Slumville, Texas - Jimmy Rock, 6, carried out his plan for mass destruction at his elementary school last Wednesday at Hell-Hole Elementary. He brought his Nerf gun (a high powered toy gun equipped with scary bullets) to school and held Sally's...
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Funny story: California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

County clerk offices opened today to hundreds of gay couples with appointments to exchange vows, and thousands of divorcing straight couples exchanging blows, on the first full day that drive-thru nuptials became legal throughout California.
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Funny story: Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
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Funny story: Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.
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Funny story: Gazza To Become 'Amber Gascoigne'

Gazza To Become 'Amber Gascoigne'

Paul Gascoigne, the ex-Newcastle United, Tottenham, Lazio Burnley, Boston United and England midfielder is to sign for Premier League newboys Hull City, and will be henceforth known as 'Amber Gascoigne'.
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Funny story: Hull City Get Easy Start

Hull City Get Easy Start

Premiership newboys Hull City have been given one of the easier starts to their first Premier League campaign, and expect to be top of the league by the beginning of September, says manager Phil Brown.
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Funny story: George Bush Makes Speech In French

George Bush Makes Speech In French

In Paris today, President George W Bush made an impressive speech in French to a packed audience. 'Mesdames et monsieurs', he began. 'Mais oui, c'est moi, le gaffeur! Le lunch etait bon, les legs du froggies superbes, et le vin magnificique. Le Pr...
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Funny story: McCain Names Running Mate

McCain Names Running Mate

In an astonishing, rambling announcement tonight, Senator John McCain shocked even some of his closest advisers when he announced his choice of running-mate: The late Charlton Heston.
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Funny story: In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

In The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney

31 Nov 07, EFFINGHAM, GA, USNA-- For many years, Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney was an apathetic voter busy struggling to make a living in the cutthroat field of nuclear physics, until he discovered a presidential candidate that inspired his passion, commitment and servile devotion: namely, himself. "Ray" had dreamt the impossible dream, and windmill owners have feared him ever since.
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Funny story: Streisand Says She'll Move Out of Country if Bush Re-elected

Streisand Says She'll Move Out of Country if Bush Re-elected

Singer/actress/activist Barbra Streisand has posted the following message on her website:...
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Funny story: Prince William IS a Spoofwriter!

Prince William IS a Spoofwriter!

A little known fact until now is that Prince William is a prolific spoof writer and is one who appears in Lowton's top 15 list of 20 writers on a regular basis. Being an insider, the future King wants to move incognito am...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.
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Funny story: Crude prices set to plummet after pre-Summer Solstice Pluto/Sun showdown

Crude prices set to plummet after pre-Summer Solstice Pluto/Sun showdown

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Crude Ass Mess): Oil prices are set to drop dramatically after Friday's 19.42GMT solar clash with Pluto, planet of immense riches, karma and vast crude stockpiles, which heralds this year's Summer Solstice on Satur...
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Funny story: English Singer Famous For Singing

English Singer Famous For Singing

In a major shock today, an English singer became famous for singing.
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Funny story: TARDIS Materializes on Enterprise Bridge

TARDIS Materializes on Enterprise Bridge

London - The sci-fi universes of Dr. Who and Star Trek are combining to make Hollywood's newest blockbuster. The TARDIS will land on the bridge of television's original USS Enterprise to fight an alliance between the Daleks and the Romulans.
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Funny story: USA attacked by wave of satire

USA attacked by wave of satire

The United States of America was today attacked by thousands of satirists.
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Funny story: Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

As the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" approaches, it has been exclusively revealed to 'The Spoof' that the dead parrot in said sketch wasn't actually dead.
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Funny story: Government to encourage Binge Drinking

Government to encourage Binge Drinking

As this country sinks further into the slough of despond, the Home Office is to launch a series of adverts encouraging 18- to 24-year-olds to drink more in order to forget about their troubles. Idiotic behaviour shou...
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Funny story: Funny Scotland Squad

Funny Scotland Squad

It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.
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Funny story: Lyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal

Lyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal

A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.
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Funny story: People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

Today, people from a country that has never won a war lampooned the Italian people. Italians of course created the world's first superpower, the Roman Empire, and fought and conquered almost every people they came across - apart from the Scots - b...
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Funny story: Bush fails to quash London embassy coke dealer charges

Bush fails to quash London embassy coke dealer charges

London - (Ass Mess): A last ditch attempt by George W Bush to hush up Tetra Pak heir Hans Kristian Rausing's US embassy drugs bust has failed.
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Funny story: Triskaidekaphobic police round up 'killers'

Triskaidekaphobic police round up 'killers'

Police forces across Britain worked together today to round up a large number of suspects in the country's biggest ever pre-emptive strike against potential serial killers. Recent data analysis lead by the Home Office, counter-terrorist agencies a...
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Funny story: ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

ASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad

ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads. In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...
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Funny story: Man found in vacuum survives on thin air

Man found in vacuum survives on thin air

A direct descendant of J Edgar Hoover, inventor of the dam*, has been discovered by builders during refurbishment work at the BBC. He is thought to date from the early 19th century and claims that he was 'bricked up' as he dozed off after ta...
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Funny story: Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.
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Funny story: Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.
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Funny story: Welsh assembly decries lack of popular stereotypes

Welsh assembly decries lack of popular stereotypes

Cardiff (Faux News) - Walk into any city in America and mention the Irish, you'll get an easy dozen jokes about drinking. Mention the English and a discussion of bad teeth ensues. Mention the Scottish and people will visualize kilts and the angry...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".
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Funny story: Top 5 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to be on Hardcore Drugs:

Top 5 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to be on Hardcore Drugs:

1.) Drugs are insanely cool. Teens can jump start their popularity status by just injecting a couple of heroin shots-it's just that easy. Try mixing different hardcore drugs to get stronger effects; plus the higher you get, the cooler you become.
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Funny story: President Bush Writes Book

President Bush Writes Book

Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.
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Funny story: Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.
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Funny story: Euro 2008 cancelled by host nations

Euro 2008 cancelled by host nations

Euro 2008 has been sensationally cancelled only hours after the two host nations had suffered the ignominy of a first round exit in their respective groups.
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Funny story: Corn Crisis

Corn Crisis

Washington DC, June 15, 2016: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has requested a meeting with President McCain concerning the high price of a bushel of corn. Dubbed the Geriatric Summit, these two leaders will meet at Camp David next week...
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