Funny story: Albert Twaddle Held On Terrorism Charge

Albert Twaddle Held On Terrorism Charge

Albert Twaddle, the man who found the missing government al-Qaeda dossier and delivered it by hand to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, has been arrested by police and charged with various offences under the Prevention of Terror...
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Funny story: Tony Benn To Star In Movie Version Of Mr Benn

Tony Benn To Star In Movie Version Of Mr Benn

Former MP for Chesterfield, Tony Benn, is to star in the title role in a movie version of the David McKee-created children's TV character, Mr Benn.
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Funny story: Greggs Pull Off Military Coup In Britain

Greggs Pull Off Military Coup In Britain

Greggs the bakers today took over Britain in a sudden military coup. Martial law will begin tomorrow, and anyone visiting any other shop will be detained without trial indefinitely. There was little surprise at the action, as for years every stree...
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Funny story: College Drinker's Alphabet

College Drinker's Alphabet

A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

Tiger Woods kills Bald Eagle with golf ball

The U.S Open was marred Monday when Tiger Woods killed a Bald Eagle with one of his tee shots.
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Funny story: Winehouse pregnancy rumor

Winehouse pregnancy rumor

London - (Ass Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to North London's Royal Freak Hospital after fainting at home over a line of coke.
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Funny story: At Last - Big Brother Gets Intellectual!

At Last - Big Brother Gets Intellectual!

After nine series it seems the public has finally been granted the Big Brother moment it has wanted all along. Last night's episode provided viewers with the kind of titillating moment they have been expecting since the show's inception in t...
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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS Over the weekend, a pest-removal company trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house in Sutherland, Oregon. No police report was filed after they learned it was just President Bush holding a cabinet meeting.
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Funny story: Sen. Larry craig to start escort service

Sen. Larry craig to start escort service

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig announced plans to open an escort service in Minneapolis this summer. The escort service is reported to be located just minutes from the airport, clients will have the choice of escorts coming to their home or the option of goi...
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Funny story: Bill Gates caught buying the new Iphone

Bill Gates caught buying the new Iphone

Microsoft CEO Bill Gates was caught earlier today buying the latest Apple Iphone. This comes as a great shock to many in the industry as Apple and Microsoft have been fierce competitors for the last several years.
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Funny story: Che Guevara Honored In New York City

Che Guevara Honored In New York City

Che Guvera, legendary revolutionary leader born 80 years ago today in Argentina, was honored in New York City, at a special ceremony...
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Funny story: Local IKEA store collapses, authorities blame shoddy construction

Local IKEA store collapses, authorities blame shoddy construction

Authorities are still trying to determine what caused the total collapse of a local IKEA store yesterday morning, which resulted in 17 people losing vital parts of their flat-pack kits.
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Funny story: Salt Lake City to import 3,000 gay actors in anticipation of Broadway-style theater

Salt Lake City to import 3,000 gay actors in anticipation of Broadway-style theater

It may prove to be one of Salt Lake City's most creative and promiscuous imports to date.
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Funny story: Mansonette Plays Sympathy Card

Mansonette Plays Sympathy Card

In August of 1969, actress Sharon Tate was two weeks away from giving birth to a child. On the night of August 8th, she was stabbed 16 times by Susan Atkins and friends. She died pleading for the life of her baby. The last words she heard were &qu...
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Funny story: Brown and Bush Warn Iran

Brown and Bush Warn Iran

Gordon Brown and George Bush have warned Iran not to 'act like an uncolonialised, independent sovereign country.' Mr Brown said: 'The people of Iraq and Afghanistan are very grateful to our 2 countries, for turning the area back into the Middle Ag...
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Funny story: Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

Dick Durbin Inks Two Book Deal to Re-Wright Devine Comedy

When Rep. Dick Durbin was asked about Maureen Dowd's article in the New York Times concerning the Republican's targeting Michelle Obama:...
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Funny story: It's My Funeral!

It's My Funeral!

Recently, I attended a "wake" and it gave me pause. While my life has been devoted to family and service, no small part of it has also been devoted to sarcasm, cynicism, and irony intermingled with equal portions of low- and high-brow humor.
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Funny story: Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up

Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up

With less than a week to a wedding in Merthyr Tydfil, and despite the imposition of a media blackout, the bidding war between Hello! and OK!, the two main social magazines featuring that sort of thing, has heated up to near boiling point.
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Funny story: carina-eta Falls Out Of Top 20 - Rescue Bid Planned

carina-eta Falls Out Of Top 20 - Rescue Bid Planned

Spoof writer carina-eta today announced pre-tax losses of nearly 2000 points, as she fell out of the Top 20 ratings for the first time in several months. Investors have been notified, and are planning a rescue bid.
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Funny story: 'Chuck Berry isn't white', claims John McCain

'Chuck Berry isn't white', claims John McCain

Today Republican election candidate John McCain made the astonishing claim that rock'n'rolling legend Chuck Berry isn't white.
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Funny story: Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Paris, France - (Olfactory Mess): Fabled Parisian perfumier Chanel No 5 has launched a new fragrance for punch-drunk Harry Potter fans called Mademoiselle Hogwarts which combines traces of Daniel Radcliffe's pheromones and JK Rowling'...
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Funny story: Gravity is wrong

Gravity is wrong

New research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
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Funny story: Stone of Destiny is dinosaur excrement Scottish scientists claim

Stone of Destiny is dinosaur excrement Scottish scientists claim

Hollyrood, Scotland - (Soothsaying Mess): Scottish scientists believe they have found the holy grail of all fortune telling whoppers after carbon-dating the fabled Stone of Destiny.
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Funny story: Nature Poem

Nature Poem

The Ostrich that keeps...
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Funny story: Poisonous Hydric Acid Now Widespread in Environment

Poisonous Hydric Acid Now Widespread in Environment

Philadelphia PA -- University of Pennsylvania scientists announced today that deadly hydric acid has wormed its way throughout the biosphere. The caustic poison is also in many consumer products, especially tomatoes, baby food and all frozen foods. T...
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Funny story: Video Game Superstar In Steroid Scandal

Video Game Superstar In Steroid Scandal

Hayward, California - Today, in breaking news, video game superstar, Sonic The Hedgehog was arrested with a pocketful of performance-enhancing steroids.
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Funny story: David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis Didn't Resign; Claims He Was Pushed

David Davis, the Conservative MP for Haltemprice & Howden, who was reported to have resigned his post last Wednesday, has said in an interview in the Mail on Sunday, that he didn't resign, but was, instead, pushed
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Funny story: Bret Michaels Announces New Reality Show

Bret Michaels Announces New Reality Show

Hollywood, California - Today in entertainment news, Poison singer/"Rock Of Love" star Bret Michaels announced that he will be starring in a new reality show, entitled, "Am I Your Babydaddy?"...
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Funny story: New Chelsea Coach Strict Disciplinarian Scolari: Just Ask My Wife!

New Chelsea Coach Strict Disciplinarian Scolari: Just Ask My Wife!

Scolari's reputation as a strict disciplinarian precedes him as he takes the helm of Chelsea football on July one. His present and former players say things like: He's his own man...Keeps his own counsel...demands respect.
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Funny story: Scots Twice as Likely to Kill Self and Others, Not Necessarily in that Order!

Scots Twice as Likely to Kill Self and Others, Not Necessarily in that Order!

The BBC reports that a recent study of mental health in Scotland shows a dramatic north-south divide over homicide and suicide.
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Funny story: McCain Fundraiser: "Head her and Hoof her and Drag her through the Dirt!"

McCain Fundraiser: "Head her and Hoof her and Drag her through the Dirt!"

RepublicanTexas Oilman, Claytie Williams is a McCain fundraiser who once ran against famous Texas Governor Ann Richards. It was during that campaign that the man who has raised thousands for McCain talked of heading, hoofing and dragging his opponent...
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Funny story: The Earth Opens

The Earth Opens

Large sections of the Earth didn't disappear today, as earthquakes didn't open the Earth's crust.
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Funny story: German Chancellor Merkel Refuses to Kick a Bush When it is Down!

German Chancellor Merkel Refuses to Kick a Bush When it is Down!

During the W failed well tour of Europe, a place the dolt had never visited until it was required by the job, European leaders were kind and considerate to the President with a 30% approval rating in his own country.
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Funny story: Starry, starry night

Starry, starry night

After my encounter with Osama Ben Laden, in the veggie market of Kabul, I returned home to spell out the details to my partner. Using a magnifier, we examined the images in the translucent precious stone given to me by Osama. They were very impressive, particularly the image of a hooded crow.
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Funny story: Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional.
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Funny story: Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

New Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari raised eyebrows at Stamford Bridge today, when he attended his first Press conference dressed in a shabby suit and a porkpie hat, moving one journalist to addr...
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Funny story: Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

There was great excitement and anticipation last night in the Big Brother house, when, given a task to learn how to play an instrument, housemates discovered they each had musical ability, and formed an orchestra.
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