Funny story: Nintendo saves the verb

Nintendo saves the verb

Verbs, those 'doing words' shunned by couch potatoes and politicians alike, have been rescued from extinction by the advent of the Nintendo Wii (or Wi-aye as they are known in Newcastle).
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Funny story: Manchester City Ban Blue Moon

Manchester City Ban Blue Moon

Manchester City football club today announced to their long suffering fans, the singing of the song blue moon has been banned from their ground. Once and for all. The song which is said by many to be the only thing that has kept them together and st...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila named John McCain's running mate

Tila Tequila named John McCain's running mate

In a move that had many Washington insiders scratching their heads Sen John McCain named Tila Tequila as his running mate for the 2008 election.
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Funny story: Former President Jimmy Carter Speaks Before an Entenmann's Cake

Former President Jimmy Carter Speaks Before an Entenmann's Cake

Jimmy Carter addressed several friends and a guy who was looking for nails at a local Home Depot today and made it official: he will endorse Barack Obama for president.
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Funny story: Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...
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Funny story: Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Clau...
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Funny story: Man Jailed For Binning Stray Cat

Man Jailed For Binning Stray Cat

Amicable pensioner Mr Albert Potwhistle was today horrified to find himself thrown into jail with the likes of Ian Huntley for binning a dead cat he found in the gutter near his home.
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Funny story: Warnings against panic cause panic, warn panic-merchants

Warnings against panic cause panic, warn panic-merchants

Panic-merchants today in the Daily Telegraph warned that asking the public not to panic will only cause mass panic. The warning comes ahead of a planned panic by large sections of the public who haven't had the opportunity to panic since the last ma...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Is Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse Is Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse is actually Amy Winehouse, a shock report revealed today. Speaking from her house in Aimes, Ms. Winehouse said: 'Yes, I am Amy Winehouse. My first name is Amy, and my second one is Winehouse.'...
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Funny story: George Bush's Latest Speech

George Bush's Latest Speech

'My fellow Pelmanians. This is not about Friday, or about thirsty, or even about demotractic partings of the Red menacings - it's about them Burger Kingings.'...
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Funny story: I will bed X-Factor host says BB chairman

I will bed X-Factor host says BB chairman

Sensational chairman of Bradford and Bingley building society Reg Cashister says he will not be happy until he has thrown a bed at Simon Cowell for a whole host of dire programmes such as Britain's Got Tarrant an...
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Funny story: Understanding Your MP

Understanding Your MP

With a general election soon to be in the offing, when the run-up begins, you are bound to receive a visit to your door from at least one MP. Here is a definitive guide to what they say and mean.
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.
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Funny story: Former American King To Leave Palace

Former American King To Leave Palace

America's former king, George H Bush, will shortly leave his Washington DC palace complex, after 19 years of occupance.
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Funny story: Hull City Sign Wonderkid

Hull City Sign Wonderkid

The ever expanding squad of players being assembled at the Casey Jones stadium has increased by one more today with the arrival of former South Park junior, Mr Eric Cartman.
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Funny story: Bush Says No Regrets About Iraq; Dead Feel Somewhat Different

Bush Says No Regrets About Iraq; Dead Feel Somewhat Different

(Meseberg, Germany) - President Bush today, while visiting "main squeeze" Angela "Angel-A" Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, let everyone know that he was as happy as a clam about the Iraq War, while sending a message to Iran that &q...
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Funny story: British Regional Accents Abolished

British Regional Accents Abolished

As from today, the Labour government has made British regional accents illegal. All speaking in silly dialects will be oot the windae, tha knaws, and if ya dinnae like it then it's a Weegie kiss from Glesgae, ya bam.
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Funny story: New Shakespeare Play Opens

New Shakespeare Play Opens

A new until-now undiscovered play by William Shakespeare will be opening soon in London, at the Flea Market and Hamsterdam Theatre. 'A Tale Of Two Xerox Machines' will be performed by a cast from the Royal Shakespeare Company, and will featur...
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Funny story: Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Traditionally a male domain, vast Cattle ranches in the Australian Outback are being inundated by record numbers of job-seeking girls from all over the World. Ranch owners are facing acute recruitment problems because so many 'Co...
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Funny story: Tobacco manufacturers vindicated as throat cancer blamed on oral sex

Tobacco manufacturers vindicated as throat cancer blamed on oral sex

London - (20-a-day Mess): British Imperial Cancer Industries are feeling very pleased with themselves after successfully hiring Dr Andrew Wakefield-type quacks to blame throat cancer on dodgy oral sex practices.
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Funny story: Blind Fish Monger Discovers New Species

Blind Fish Monger Discovers New Species

St. John's, Newfoundland - Varick Pilgrim, a sixty-two year old blind fish monger stumbled into a the local Nude Lesbian Association (NLA) convention and claims to have discovered a new fish species.
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Funny story: Prince Jefri Archer behind Brink's-Mat bullion heist

Prince Jefri Archer behind Brink's-Mat bullion heist

London - (Michail Gorbachev Mess): Top Brunei mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been branded an ex-KGB/Mossad double agent whose hand-picked gang robbed Brink's-Mat of twenty tonnes of gold bullion in 1983.
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Funny story: Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident

Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident

Retired singing sensation and pop legend Britney "empty pram" Spears has been involved in a minor incident with a camel whilst visiting a Zoo. Miss Spears who was knitting for relaxation as she strolled the zoo grounds was seen to trip and...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

More than 200 paintings in an exhibition at the Halcyon Gallery in London's Mayfair, really are the work of music legend Bob Dylan, according to the singer's agent.
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Funny story: Stonehenge has been Pilfered!

Stonehenge has been Pilfered!

Police received an anonymous phone call today to say that Stonehenge, the ancient site, has been stolen. Upon inspection it was found that Stonehenge had indeed been pilfered.
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story: Dolphins Arrested After Lounging About On Beach

Dolphins Arrested After Lounging About On Beach

A school of dolphins found lounging about on a picturesque beach in Cornwall have been arrested by police and charged with being environmentally unfriendly. If convicted, the maximum sentence is death
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Funny story: Hillary the Flower Child?

Hillary the Flower Child?

Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...
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Funny story: Horseshoe Crabs: Latest Terrible STD!

Horseshoe Crabs: Latest Terrible STD!

Limulus Polyphemus or Horseshoe crab has been on earth much longer than the dinosaur and fossils found in Manitoba, Canada suggest that the odd creature has not changed for 446 million years. The one-eyed (thus Homer's Cyclops, Polyphemus) round...
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Funny story: Amy Crackhouse Stars in British History X

Amy Crackhouse Stars in British History X

Amy Winehouse, who officially changed her name to Crackhouse so she could give her name and address all at once, has always been a fan of Edward Norton's compelling performance in the racially charged American History X. Now, Crackhouse has launc...
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Funny story: Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Reno, Nevada (Faux News) - Airline industry executives from several major carriers concluded a three day conference in Reno, Nevada. The purpose of the conference was to address the growing travel crisis fueled largely by the high cost of jet fuel.
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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

71-year-old Arizona senator John McCain firmly denied today that he is suffering from dementia and may be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
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Funny story: Hummer H2O Announced

Hummer H2O Announced

The ASBO vehicle manufacturer Hummer has announced their new 'climate friendly' vehicle today. Unusually for the manufacturer, the only emission from this vehicle will be water.
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Funny story: A Conversation between President Clinton and Vice President Gore

A Conversation between President Clinton and Vice President Gore

Washington DC, June 11, 2008: An old beat up audio tape recording has been found under the carpet in the oval office of the White House. The tape had been there since November 2000 but was constantly overlooked, as the current occupant spends most of his time in Dick Cheney's office. The recorded conversation is between President Clinton and Vice President Gore discussing the upcoming preside...
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Funny story: UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

Roswell - As literally thousands of journalist, networks and on-lookers gathered at the now publicly open Area 51, eagerly anticipating the next, and most significant press conference in these chain of events, the mood was at a fever pitch. It was announced last week that the press conference would include the appearance of one of the extra terrestrials for a full question and answer period.
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Funny story: Bush Talks Up dollar as He Heads for Euro!

Bush Talks Up dollar as He Heads for Euro!

President Bush who has presided over more failures than any American President or Chicago Cub manager delivered an almost comprehensible speech praising the hidden strength of the US dollar.
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Funny story: Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Researchers from U of Colorado, Princeton and Sun devil ASU captured male barn swallows in New Jersey before the mating season. They then took a red magic marker and enhanced the males' chests. Apparently female barn swallows get really hot for r...
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Funny story: Bush reveals plan to steal Oval Office rug

Bush reveals plan to steal Oval Office rug

President Bush Monday announced his plan to take the carpet in the Oval Office with him.
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Funny story: Gay Unions Teach Breeders How to Get Along!

Gay Unions Teach Breeders How to Get Along!

Marriage counselors and relationship psychologists are studying with shock and awe the phenomenon of gay marriage. All recent findings contradict the stereotype of short-lived and domestically violent gay relationships.
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Funny story: Nick Hogan marries cell mate

Nick Hogan marries cell mate

More details have emerged concerning Hulk Hogan's son Nick and his current jail sentence. According to a statement released from the jail where Nick Hogan is being held Nick and his cell mate had a private ceremony this past weekend where the two...
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