Funny story: Bradford & Bingley seek emergency funding

Bradford & Bingley seek emergency funding

Senior executives from the definately not in trouble and 100% solvent Bradford and Bingley were spotted earlier today beating a path to leafy Watford. This tranquil Hertfordshire town which was once owned by Sir Elton John is also the home to the big...
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Funny story: King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

King "Black Lung" Coal Country Cooking With Gas

Anthracite America has fueled the Industrial Revolution and the rise of the United Mine Workers Union and powered WWII's energy needs, not to mention its deadly epidemic of Black Lung Disease. This week when local coal mining county leaders debat...
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Funny story: McCain Soils Self, Blames Obama

McCain Soils Self, Blames Obama

New York City - During an interview today with FOX News anchor Connie Jobs, McCain advisor Burt Simpleton admitted that McCain suffered from incontinence and had been embarrassed on more than one occasion while campaigning. Simpleton claimed that thi...
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Funny story: Satirist Arrested For Plagiarism

Satirist Arrested For Plagiarism

Today a satirist was arrested for the ancient medieval crime of plagiarism.
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Funny story: Austrian cellar daughter grasses up Opus Dei

Austrian cellar daughter grasses up Opus Dei

Amstetten, Austria - (Hitler's Pope Mess): Austrian incest nutter's daughter Kerstin Fritzl has come out of a coma and vowed to turn in her lurid father's accomplices.
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Funny story: On This Day In The Future

On This Day In The Future

2009 Benito Mussolini resurrected to replace Gordon Brown as Labour leader, saying 'Brown is too right-wing for me'...
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Funny story: Humiliation looms for Gorgon Brown's psychotic 42 day detention vote

Humiliation looms for Gorgon Brown's psychotic 42 day detention vote

London - (Ass Mess): "They're all psychotic IRA nutters," a top security/intelligence source said today about the Prime Monster's delusional attempts for 42 day internment without trial.
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Funny story: Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother ran into more trouble this morning, when Blind Michael announced he would sue the station over the fake wedding of Mario and Stephanie, and the way he was 'kept in the dark' about...
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Funny story: Use of psychic paper may confound the parking ticket industry

Use of psychic paper may confound the parking ticket industry

Now that psychic paper has gone on sale at branches of Ryman's, NAUBCCPA, the National Association of Unrelenting Bloody Council Car Parking Attendants, has expressed concern that it may affect the effectiveness of their members in issuing motori...
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Funny story: UK projectile vomiting pandemic at plans for George Bush Trooping the Colour ceremony

UK projectile vomiting pandemic at plans for George Bush Trooping the Colour ceremony

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): GPs'surgeries are fighting to stave off a pandemic of sudden projectile vomiting syndrome that has struck the country following a news leak that George W Bush is to be guest of honor at Saturday's Trooping of...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Olive Branch to Spike Lee: I Promise to Show More Blacks Getting Killed in My Next Film

Clint Eastwood Olive Branch to Spike Lee: I Promise to Show More Blacks Getting Killed in My Next Film

In a move designed to end the feud between one of Hollywood's most controversial directors and one of the most celebrated actors/directors in film history, Clint Eastwood has made a promise to Spike Lee that he hopes will end the turmoil.
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Funny story: The price of hubris? $220 million

The price of hubris? $220 million

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): The bill for Senator Clinton's self-aggrandizing spending orgy hit $220 million this weekend as worried party managers met with bankers, creditors and holders of official Democratic nomination campaign IOUs.
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Funny story: Big Brothers Davina McCall in Outrageous Offer

Big Brothers Davina McCall in Outrageous Offer

Big Brother contestants have been promised a night of unadulterated wild hedonism with show host Davina McCall in exchange for extreme entertainment from the competitors it was alleged today.
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Funny story: Romanian MIG 21 mid-air UFO collision was Scareforce One blue ice

Romanian MIG 21 mid-air UFO collision was Scareforce One blue ice

Central Europe - (ET Mess): Diplomatc relations between the US and Romania have hit rock bottom after it emerged that an apparent UFO mid-air collision with a MIG 21 fighter jet was nothing more than half a tonne of well-aimed blue ice from George W...
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Funny story: Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted

Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted

A pod of dolphins specially trained by Al-Queda to swim up the river Thames failed in their attempts to explode outside the houses of parliament thanks to covert operations by MI6.
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Funny story: Prince Harry Crusade - Infighting amongst Welsh legions

Prince Harry Crusade - Infighting amongst Welsh legions

Word has reached us of some unseemly behaviour, featuring that old favourite internet hot air. Which is currently going down, in Welsh Wales. This internet spat is said to have broken out recently, after Iraq war veteran Harry Wales had visited a Car...
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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...
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Funny story: "Father's Day will be a nightmare this year" says Ulrika Jonsson

"Father's Day will be a nightmare this year" says Ulrika Jonsson

Former weather girl, current TV star and quite blond Swedish woman Ulrika Jonsson has exclusively revealed that this year's Father's Day is going to be a nightmare for her. She says that Father's Day in her house is going to be the equivalent of F...
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Funny story: HSBC to offer lessons in overcharging for tradesmen

HSBC to offer lessons in overcharging for tradesmen

Now that they have been forced to 'reel-in' their £35 letters to customers for 3p overdrafts, HSBC, Britain's largest - and certainly quite a greedy - bank is to offer training to plumbers, electricians and other professional tradesmen o...
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Funny story: Spoof writers earning retardedly silly money

Spoof writers earning retardedly silly money

A recent poll carried out by Laughing Stock Ltd, showed that the rate of pay for spoof writers has gobsmackingly jumped from an average of £4.00 per word to the unbelievably silly amount of £10,000 per letter.
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Funny story: Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.
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Funny story: Moe N. Moe Dowdy Prays for Hillary, VP; The Better to Prey on You, My Dear!

Moe N. Moe Dowdy Prays for Hillary, VP; The Better to Prey on You, My Dear!

Aging crone of the NY Times Opinion page, Moe N. Moe Dowdy has been an attack cat all primary season sinking her claws in Hillary.
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Funny story: Big Brown Meets with Yankees Giambi about Life After "Juice"

Big Brown Meets with Yankees Giambi about Life After "Juice"

Yankees Jason Giambi has finally been showing some success after swearing off the steroids.
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse releases new crack den album version of the classic children's song, "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"

Amy Winehouse releases new crack den album version of the classic children's song, "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"

London, England - Refusing to acknowledge, much less apologize for her drug use, racist and homophobic comments, or even bothering to defend her offensive comments, citing artistic license, no, no, no, Amy Winehouse instead denies the incident ever o...
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Funny story: Naples Sends Rotting Meatballs to Hamburg

Naples Sends Rotting Meatballs to Hamburg

Rotting leftovers from Naples' kitchens were stinking up the streets of the once glorious city. Hefty homemaker, Luigiana Lasagna said that her now fussy husband and ragazzi will no longer eat leftovers: "In my day, we ate everythinga putta...
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Funny story: McCain Tells Evangelicals that He Will Change His Name to McAbel

McCain Tells Evangelicals that He Will Change His Name to McAbel

Repub candie John McCain has never had much appeal to the evangelical crowd. These are the folks that love Jesus, the Prince of Peace so much they elected war mongerer Bush - twice. McCain thought his support for killing people would win over the eva...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!...
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Funny story: Florida Sheriff Wendell Halltheir-Spicassesin Snares Illegals for DWB

Florida Sheriff Wendell Halltheir-Spicassesin Snares Illegals for DWB

Florida Sheriff W. Hall is arresting hundreds of Mexicans for DWB, that's "Driving While Brown".
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Funny story: After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

Just what does a Presidential hopeful do after coming so close to getting the nod as the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee? Why, of course, bake cookies. Except in this case, we're talking megapounds of cookies.
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Funny story: Ron Paul to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Ron Paul to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

A spokesman for Ron Paul confirmed over the weekend that he would appear on the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The announcement comes while rumors continue to circulate on the internet that Ron Paul and Kim Kardashian are involved in...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy

Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy

It was announced Monday that Ann Coulter has decided to bare it all in the upcoming issue of Playboy. When asked as to the reason for the decision Coulter responded by saying "I want to show people that Republicans can be sexy, plus it gives peo...
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Funny story: Lisbon Treaty referendum clear as mud for Irish voters

Lisbon Treaty referendum clear as mud for Irish voters

Ireland will go to the polls on Thursday 12th June to vote on the Lisbon treaty referendum as the only country from 27 members states that will allow its citizens an opinion and a democratic right to decide both the future of their country and possi...
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Funny story: Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Butterfield Overland Stage Coaches to Operate Again

Los Angeles CA: Ms. Alice Butterfield a lineal descendant of John Butterfield announced today that daily coach service between Los Angeles and Las Vegas will be reinstituted. Contracts have been signed with the major Las Vegas gaming establishments t...
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Funny story: Beans Will Be Banned: Obama

Beans Will Be Banned: Obama

Washington D.C. - In order to save the Earth for future generations the beans will be banned from the stores, Donkey Party runner Barack Obama said here.
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Funny story: National Cemetery Loses Grass So Golf Courses Can Stay Green

National Cemetery Loses Grass So Golf Courses Can Stay Green

As drought and a severe water shortage continue in the American Southwest, residents and business are expected to make sacrifices. Lawns can only be watered certain days and during certain hours. Car washing cannot take place on the street. "...
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Funny story: McDonald's Bans Tomatoes; Still OK With Human Lard Content

McDonald's Bans Tomatoes; Still OK With Human Lard Content

(McDonaldland, OH) - Facing concerns that their food is just too healthy, fast food giant McDonald's has banned sliced tomatoes from all sandwiches. As a replacement, extra servings of human lard will be added to all products, including soft dri...
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