There were 988 spoof news stories published in June 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: George Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!

George Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!

(La La Land, CA) - In what he felt was his funniest anti-establishment joke of all time, George Carlin died yesterday.
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Funny story: Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy

Ann Coulter to pose nude in Playboy

It was announced Monday that Ann Coulter has decided to bare it all in the upcoming issue of Playboy. When asked as to the reason for the decision Coulter responded by saying "I want to show people that Republicans can be sexy, plus it gives peo...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story: Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
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Funny story: Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Big Brother Sex Orgy Pulled As It Wasn't Disgusting Enough

Today's controversy in the Big Brother house centred around a Sex Orgy Task that had to be edited-out of highlights as it was nowhere near disgusting enough.
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Funny story: Ninety percent of men will be forced to have sex change

Ninety percent of men will be forced to have sex change

In the year 2025, when the new World Leader takes control, Princess Kara Kent, will sign into law that all but ten percent of men, will be transformed into women whether they want to be or not.
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Funny story: Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...
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Funny story: Miley Has Quit Using a Toilet

Miley Has Quit Using a Toilet

Miley Cyrus has told new reporters that she will no longer be peeing in a toilet. She has decided to only use her pants.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!...
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Funny story: Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Houston TX-- Red-eyed NASA scientists glowed with pride today when they announced the first results from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The lander was sent to test the Red Planet's soil and it arrived last month. The results show the soil is full of nu...
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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon 2008: Maria Sharapova Beaten In "No Knickers" Shock

Wimbledon got another shock to its system today, when Maria Sharapova, the number 3 seed, crashed out to world number 154 Alla Kudryavtseva, but the biggest shock was saved for the very last point of the game, when S...
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Funny story: Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.
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Funny story: Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident

Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident

Retired singing sensation and pop legend Britney "empty pram" Spears has been involved in a minor incident with a camel whilst visiting a Zoo. Miss Spears who was knitting for relaxation as she strolled the zoo grounds was seen to trip and...
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Funny story: Big Brother's Alex: Officially the thickest woman in the world

Big Brother's Alex: Officially the thickest woman in the world

Doctors have confirmed that Big Brother's Alex De Gale is officially the thickest woman in the world. The sad, desperate contestant, who likes to call everyone else stupid, begins almost every sentence with the hackneyed phrase "At the end of the...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.
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Funny story: Eugenie marks Trooping the Colour with naked split beaver

Eugenie marks Trooping the Colour with naked split beaver

Whorse Guards Parade, London - (Spotty Ass Mess): Up and coming Hellfire Club tribute artiste Princess Eugenie has celebrated the Queen's Official Birthday Suit Parade with a naked split beaver fly-past photo-montage opportunity.
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Funny story: "Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent, the ITV variety show, is to be known as Britain's Gone Soft after 14-year-old George Sampson won this year's competition with a pathetic display of Breakdancing.
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Funny story: Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.
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Funny story: Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...
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Funny story: Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

There was great excitement in Scotland yesterday, when money was discovered growing on a tree. Tree experts have said this is the first reported case of the phenomenon in Britain.
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Funny story: Hull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent

Hull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent

Hull City Football Club, new entrants to this year's premiership have recently announced their intention to have a bell ringing ceremony on the opening day of the new football season.
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Funny story: Jonas Brothers gayer than Daniel Radcliffe?

Jonas Brothers gayer than Daniel Radcliffe?

London - (Silver Ring Thing Mess): A sophisticated PR campaign promoting the imminent arrival of Disney's latest godsquad heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers has London pop fans reeling with disbelief.
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Funny story: BB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget

BB9 contestant has sex with Big Brother to win bigger shopping budget

Fresh controversy for the troubled C4 programme 'Big Brother' has hit the front pages today as it was revealed that Italian lawyer Rima Pudendi, 23, had sex with the supposed controller on the show, 'Big Brother' itself.
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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.
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Funny story: Famous Renaissance artist 'hid secret code in Hellfire Chapel'

Famous Renaissance artist 'hid secret code in Hellfire Chapel'

Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.
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Funny story: Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.
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Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager was decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride but apparently slipped in unnotice...
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Funny story: WWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012

WWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012

The buzz is all about in WWE of John Cena running for president in 2012. He made his official bid for the Democratic nomination yesterday as already chosen WWE Women's Champion Mickie James as his running mate.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...
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Funny story: Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother

Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.
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Funny story: Gravity is wrong

Gravity is wrong

New research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
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Funny story: Romanian MIG 21 mid-air UFO collision was Scareforce One blue ice

Romanian MIG 21 mid-air UFO collision was Scareforce One blue ice

Central Europe - (ET Mess): Diplomatc relations between the US and Romania have hit rock bottom after it emerged that an apparent UFO mid-air collision with a MIG 21 fighter jet was nothing more than half a tonne of well-aimed blue ice from George W...
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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".
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Funny story: Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

New Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari raised eyebrows at Stamford Bridge today, when he attended his first Press conference dressed in a shabby suit and a porkpie hat, moving one journalist to addr...
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Funny story: Zac Efron in shock romance!

Zac Efron in shock romance!

Zac Efron has shocked family, friends and fans alike by his new choice of companion.
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta
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Funny story: Fritzl's incest dungeon to be Creation Museum exhibit

Fritzl's incest dungeon to be Creation Museum exhibit

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's hellish concentration camp basement is to be moved lock, stock and fetid barrel to Kentucky's Creation Museum.
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Funny story: Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.
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Funny story: Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's Online Shopping Cancelled

Sainsbury's, the well-known purveyor of groceries, electrical items, clothes and insurance, has cancelled its online shopping arm due to technical difficulties, and has offered subscribing shoppers a one-off £10 compensat...
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Funny story: Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

A new crisis unfolded in the financial sector today, when executives at the Bradford & Bingley Building Society called in police to investigate the whereabouts of its two owners, Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley.
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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...
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Funny story: Hull City - Top SKY TV Pundits Predict a Season of Surprises for the Tigers in the Premier League

Hull City - Top SKY TV Pundits Predict a Season of Surprises for the Tigers in the Premier League

The spotlight of national media attention has never been so intensely focused upon the city of Hull since the Tigers achieved Premier League status for the first time in their history at Wembley Stadium just a fortnight ago.
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Funny story: Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe

Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe

Zimbabwe International Library (Rioters) It was just yesterday that an important factbook was unearthed in this famous books outnumbered by comics library. The book was dated in 1920s and contains entries of genealogical importance.
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Funny story: Munich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds

Munich opens long-awaited Nazi-Land theme park to record crowds

Germans flocking from all over Europe just can't get enough of the exciting rides and realistic Adolf Hitler exhibits in the newly opened state-of-the-art theme park Nazi-Land.
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Funny story: Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
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Funny story: Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton and Tiger Woods Are Twins Separated At Birth

Lewis Hamilton and Tiger Woods Are Twins Separated At Birth

There was a surprise for motor racing and golf fans alike today, when it was revealed that Lewis Hamilton, the Formula 1 racing driver, and golfer Tiger Woods are twin brothers.
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Funny story: John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.
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Funny story: Cell Phone Popcorn feature now ban at movie theaters

Cell Phone Popcorn feature now ban at movie theaters

Hollywood, California - Movie theaters not only are asking patrons to turn off their cell phones, but now days they are prohibiting them from popping corn with them as well. The new policy comes on the heels of a popular YouTube video showing cell ph...
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Funny story: Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has left the band following an argument with his brother, Liam.
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Funny story: Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.
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Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
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Funny story: "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.
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Funny story: Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Ascot, berks - (Snake-in-the-Grass Mess): A huge Carla Bruni-faced serpent crop circle has suddenly appeared in Royal Ascot's unsaddling enclosure prompting the immediate cancellation of next week's five day race meeting.
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Funny story: Sexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock

Sexy Woman In Shorts Not Skirt Shock

The tennis world was stunned today when one of the leading women players chose to wear a pair of shorts.
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History

Robert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History

Robert Mugabe, the zany African dictator, has been called the Blackest Leader in the World, by UN leaders at an emergency meeting of the African Union in Egypt today, says Wonkey Moods.
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Funny story: Obama Seen Waving His Hand

Obama Seen Waving His Hand

At a recent rally in Philadelphia, Sen. Barack Obama was seen waving his hand. Political pundits around the country are intensely analyzing the wave and arriving at all sorts of interpretations. What is the true meaning of this cryptic gesture? Will...
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Funny story: Obama Insults McCain's Vietnam War Record

Obama Insults McCain's Vietnam War Record

Democratic Party Presidential Candidate Barack Obama decided to get "down and dirty" in his campaign against Republican Candidate John McCain. From a speech delivered in front of 2500 people in Cleveland, Obama attempted to "set the r...
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Funny story: IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

Los Alamos, New Mexico - The new IBM Roadrunner supercomputer (capable of making 1,000 trillion calculations per second), can do in a day what it would take every man and woman on the planet working around the clock seven days a week over 40 years to...
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Funny story: Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Obama Calls for Ghetto Black Change

Washington, D.C. - "America, I see a bright, black future ahead. I have a dream- a dream that one day Americans can stand hand-in-hand and rap Crank That with Soulja Boy." These stunning remarks were part of Obama's want-to-be Martin...
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Funny story: Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.
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Funny story: Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Transport for London announce new tube line for tourists only

Work is about to begin on London's new tube line due to open in Spring 2012. However the new line is somewhat different to existing lines such as the Northern, Central and Bakerloo, in as much as it is for use by tourists only and will include ma...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...
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Funny story: Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

The Sultan of Brunei, for years the world's richest man, is no longer 'loaded', but has fallen on hard times, and now "hasn't got a penny to scratch his arse with", it has been claimed.
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Funny story: Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.
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Funny story: iPhone or iPorn?

iPhone or iPorn?

CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...
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Funny story: Hummer H2O Announced

Hummer H2O Announced

The ASBO vehicle manufacturer Hummer has announced their new 'climate friendly' vehicle today. Unusually for the manufacturer, the only emission from this vehicle will be water.
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Funny story: Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

American rap star Lil' Wayne today claimed that rap 'is not crap'.
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Funny story: Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother ran into more trouble this morning, when Blind Michael announced he would sue the station over the fake wedding of Mario and Stephanie, and the way he was 'kept in the dark' about...
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Funny story: Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.
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Funny story: Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Want away genius and new George Best, Cristiano Ronaldo has ordered some natty little tiger patterned boots, some with cuban heels some not so. The little wing maestro is yet to order similar boots for playing football in as doubts began to arise ove...
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Funny story: Linkin Park singer to receive Grammy Award for Best Opera Recording

Linkin Park singer to receive Grammy Award for Best Opera Recording

If popular rumours are to be believed, Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington may soon be on his way to receive his first ever Grammy for the 'Best Opera Recording' category.
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Funny story: Ronaldo lured to Hull City - Tevez kidnapped by greedy agents; sold into slavery.

Ronaldo lured to Hull City - Tevez kidnapped by greedy agents; sold into slavery.

New boys to the premiership and big time Charlies Hull City are sensationally believed to have literally captured two of footballs greatest talents from their title rivals Manchester united.
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Funny story: Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand of God" Gives American Investors "The Finger"

Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand of God" Gives American Investors "The Finger"

WALL STREET, USA - Although the current global economic crisis has effected investors and economies around the world, the epicenter of this financial crisis is in the US...the world's only Super-Power, and the World's Greates...
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Funny story: Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Theo Walcott: The Fast and The Frightened

Arsenal forward, Theo Walcott, is one of the world's fastest players, as well as petrified of balls, revealed manager, Arsene Wenger, during a press conference given after The Gunners' latest match against Fulham.
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Funny story: Billius Clintonensis Proposes Roman Triumvrate

Billius Clintonensis Proposes Roman Triumvrate

Dressed in a pure white toga, the former US President now known as Billius Clintonensis proposed to the American public a new model of leadership.
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Funny story: BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
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Funny story: Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.
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Funny story: Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
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Funny story: Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother housemate and disrespected black person Alexandra de Gale, was yesterday involved in a new crisis when, in front of million of TV viewers, she was openly violated by fellow housemate, Rex, who, to be hone...
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Funny story: Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Poll: Obama leads in swing and break-dance states, McCain ahead with waltz and cotillion dancers

Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe

Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe

(Yangon) - Celebutante, singer, song writer, model, actress, tabletop dancer, humanitarian and international diplomat the georgeous Paris Hilton has managed to obtain an exclusive interview with Burma's reclusive strongman General Than Shwe. Paris...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

More than 200 paintings in an exhibition at the Halcyon Gallery in London's Mayfair, really are the work of music legend Bob Dylan, according to the singer's agent.
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Funny story: Hull City crisis loans - Queues lengthen

Hull City crisis loans - Queues lengthen

As premiership fever continued today in the fair city of Ull upon Umber several hundred die hard Hull City supporters were turned away from the season ticket queue by the club after being told they were too dirty and smelly to have them due to the fa...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Britney Spears To Team Up in Vegas

Michael Jackson and Britney Spears To Team Up in Vegas

LOS ANGELES (R00ters) - Michael Jackson may relaunch his career as a Las Vegas act along with new friend Britney Spears. Thanks to the private equity group that recently bought the loan on his Neverland Ranch in California to help the pop star avert...
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Funny story: Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea FC announced today that Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann, have been appointed as new joint managers of Chelsea. The surprise move has stunned the football world but the board of Chelsea FC have explained the...
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Funny story: UFO spotted rising from Buckingham Palace lake

UFO spotted rising from Buckingham Palace lake

London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A metallic saucer-shaped object was spotted at dawn today rising from the lake in Buckingham Palace's grounds, believed by many to be a hangar for Europe's secret subterranean UFO HQ.
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Funny story: CNN Being Replaced with Teen Queen Hannah Montana!

CNN Being Replaced with Teen Queen Hannah Montana!

Cable News Network, otherwise known as CNN, provides television news coverage - But not for long.
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Funny story: Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Premiership new boys and title favourites Hull City today announced to the stock exchange that they have acquired from Chelsea football club their former trophy cabinet. The cabinet itself is nine feet by six, mahogany and a bit dusty.
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Hate George Bush

Keith Olbermann, the host of "Countdown" an MSNBC news program, has renewed his contract with MSNBC to hate George Bush for another year.
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Funny story: City of Dudley wins funding for National Hubcap museum

City of Dudley wins funding for National Hubcap museum

In a hard-fought battle between final contenders Dudley in the West Midlands, the Liverpool Borough of Toxteth, the London Borough of Tower Hamlets and Manchester's Moss Side, Dudley has won funding to house the National Hubcap Museum. The decisio...
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Funny story: Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

Receding Hairlines in Women Result from Polygamy and Incest

The San Angelo, Texas Hairline Research Institute has published new findings in the Journal of Balding Women and Children. SATHRI has suspected for years that the wearing of prairie dresses and the torturous bobbing of hair was the underlying cause o...
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Funny story: Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon

Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks in Space Coming Soon

(The North Pole, Mars) - In one of the most important scientific discoveries of the last 100 days (at least), the Mars Lander, currently making sand castles in the sand of the polar region of the fourth rock from the sun, has located deposits of ice...
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Funny story: Kate & Gin To Split

Kate & Gin To Split

Kate and Gin, the Border Collie at the centre of the Britain's Got Talent vote-rigging allegations, are to split, say friends of the lesbian couple.
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Funny story: White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...
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