Funny story: O'Shea To Barcelona Shocker

O'Shea To Barcelona Shocker

John O'Shea has shocked Manchester United by admitting to respected German newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that his head has been turned by interest from Barcelona. The Catalan club's need for a new turnstile has been well-publicised in...
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Funny story: Ronaldinho is interested in Manchester City job

Ronaldinho is interested in Manchester City job

The once famed Brazilian football drinking legend has confirmed in the press that he wishes to pursue his new career move to Manchester City.
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Funny story: Aborigines have bone to pick with Scotland

Aborigines have bone to pick with Scotland

A dispute has broken out between aboriginal tribes in Australia and a gang of Gorbals Diehards in Glasgow. The Scots are claiming that they have physical, living evidence that they are the original Neanderthal men who have always inh...
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Funny story: Pope paranoid that women bishops would demand tampax dispensers in Vatican

Pope paranoid that women bishops would demand tampax dispensers in Vatican

Rome - (Preposterous Mess): "Prick us and do we not bleed?" was the official statement from the Pontifical Orifice for Demonizing Women's Ordination today.
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Funny story: Dozens of Victoria Cross recipients hounded by Opus Dei rentboy Mosley

Dozens of Victoria Cross recipients hounded by Opus Dei rentboy Mosley

London - (Squalid Mess): Sinister self-flagellation nutters' club Opus Dei has its ass in a sling again.
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Funny story: Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

It sounds awfully familiar, but yesterday, Superstar New York Yankees' third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, known by all as A-Rod, claimed, "I did not have sex with that woman." But this time, it was unequivocal, as opposed to ex-President Cl...
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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheyenne, WY - Vice President Cheney shot himself in the face today while hunting pheasant southeast of Cheyenne. The injury is not life threatening, doctors say, but will result in facial scaring and the need to wear an eye-patch, which, according t...
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Funny story: Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football (No Irish lad would say Soccer) has been finally officially declared the national sport of Ireland.
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Funny story: England to be knocked out of 2010 World Cup

England to be knocked out of 2010 World Cup

'England will be certainly knocked out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa' that's according to FIFA president Septic Bladder.
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Funny story: On The Buses 'Never Existed' Shock Claim

On The Buses 'Never Existed' Shock Claim

In a shock statement almost akin to Holocaust denials, Dr Duncan Biscuits of the Media Institute Cleckheaton stated yesterday that popular TV 1970s farce 'On the Buses' never existed.
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Funny story: Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...
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Funny story: Doktor Helmut Vildebeest's guide to relationships

Doktor Helmut Vildebeest's guide to relationships

My name iz Doktor Helmut Vildebeest and over ze next few weeks, vith help from mein faithful assistant Inglestraad Blunderbusse, I vill be teaching you all about ze very important topic of ze adult relationships.
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Funny story: Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Science weekly - Scientists unearthed last week what they believed to be the origin of the first ever "cock-block". The remains of 3 "cavemen like" individuals where found near the Euphrates river in the Middle East. One was found...
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Funny story: Ex-hostage says others in danger

Ex-hostage says others in danger

One of the American Hostages released recently from the FARC, a revolutionary group in Columbia, is concerned for his former friends and still hostages.
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Funny story: Indigestion, Technical Problems Prevent G8 Zimbabwe Resolution

Indigestion, Technical Problems Prevent G8 Zimbabwe Resolution

United States President George W. Bush has now said that he was suffering from indigestion when he accidentally conflated Zimbabwe and the Democratic Republic of the Congo in his Monday speech before the Group of Eight industrialized nations.
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Funny story: Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Rafael Nadal halted Roger Federer's Wimbledon winning streak at five and became the first Spaniard to win tennis' most coveted trophy since 1966. Yesterday's final was the longest championship in the history of the tournament lasted 4 hou...
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Funny story: Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

The longest Wimbledon final in history was marred twice Sunday by a shameless public drinking display by Prince Philip.
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