Funny story: Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.
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Funny story: Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

The entertainment world today collectively mourned the passing of a giant of children's television - Cookie Monster. Cookie was found slumped on the floor in his kitchen, after apparently suffering a massive heart attack. He was 57.
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Funny story: Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Torres Speaks To German Newspaper

Fernando Torres has spoken for the first time to respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer about how he didn't think his Liverpool career would be as happy as it has turned out.
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Funny story: Presidential Debate Moderated by Britney Spears

Presidential Debate Moderated by Britney Spears

New York, NY, July 2008: MTV graciously hosted, in their New York studios, the first Presidential candidate's debate for the general election of 2008. Ralph Nader, Senator Barack Obama, Senator John McCain and Ron Paul were invited to participate.
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Funny story: John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
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Funny story: Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge". "This is a major turnarou...
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Funny story: Heather to have other leg removed

Heather to have other leg removed

She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.
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Funny story: Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

Al Gore Enlists Homeless as Personal Carbon Offsets

In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Opens A Wine House

Amy Winehouse Opens A Wine House

Today, in London, singer Amy Winehouse opened a brand new wine house, called Amy's Winehouse.
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Funny story: Elvis and John Lennon return

Elvis and John Lennon return

John Lennon and Elvis will team up for a duet. The two have long admired each others work and will finally work on a project together.
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Funny story: John McCain Has Turned Into A Large Piece Of Cheese

John McCain Has Turned Into A Large Piece Of Cheese

In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain turned into a large piece of cheese. Federal investigators are already hunting the culprits, and have named 2 of the wanted criminals as Hillary Stilton and Barack Obamascarpone.
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Funny story: The Sharon Stone Song Book

The Sharon Stone Song Book

Here are the 10 songs in Hollywood actress and seismologist Sharon Stone's personally chosen album, for singing round the fire during those long winter earthquakes: * 'Instant Karma's Going To Get You', John Lenin * 'The Lava Is Blowing In The Wind', Bob Dylan * 'Sergeant Sharon's Lonely Brain Cell Band', The Beatles * 'The Chinese Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Immoral Earthquakes', Juli...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Former Cuban president Fidel Castro has called on the American government to free all of its hostages.
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Funny story: Wife of Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley urged to play the Sonia Sutcliffe card

Wife of Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley urged to play the Sonia Sutcliffe card

London - (Brazen Ass Mess): The wife of fetid Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley has told pals she'll sue the arse off anybody saying she always knew her husband of 50 years was a sordid pervert unable to have normal sex without indulging in violent...
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Funny story: "Stop wasting Food" urges Brown

"Stop wasting Food" urges Brown

Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said en route to the G8 summit in Japan.
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Funny story: K-Fed speaks out against Madge

K-Fed speaks out against Madge

In a statement issued Sunday, July 6th the media shy ex-dancer, turned rapper, turned doting daddy, Kevin Federline, speaks out against the Material Girl and her seemingly psychoactive sexuality:...
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Funny story: Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Failed Bulimic Jon Prescott has been singled out by Gordon Brown as one of the main causes of food wastage in the UK.
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Funny story: God's New Bestseller

God's New Bestseller

After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.
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Funny story: Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.
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Funny story: 'Assholes For Lies' Demands No Further Investigation Into 911

'Assholes For Lies' Demands No Further Investigation Into 911

911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.
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Funny story: Gartha becomes a hurricane

Gartha becomes a hurricane

Off the coast of Florida, a gentle wind became a hurricane upon the slightest provocation by the north-western winds.
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Funny story: Doctor Who Success Heralds Return Of Police Call Boxes

Doctor Who Success Heralds Return Of Police Call Boxes

Police call boxes like the one used in the BBC1 children's drama series Doctor Who, could be back in use again as soon as next year, says a top policeman.
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Funny story: Buck Talk

Buck Talk

He was called Uncle Hunt. He died at the turn of the century. His shotgun was a muzzle-loaded rifle of 19th century. Another precious piece of equipment was his dented brass monocular. His ammo consisted of a gunpowder flask, a few slugs, some pieces of cloth and several percussion caps. His most reliable and ever ready tool to assess the velocity of the wind was a handful of soft dirt. He h...
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Funny story: Sugar Crash

Sugar Crash

Sir Alan Sugar has fired himself as pilot of his plane after disappointing himself with a disappointing landing. Blaming wet weather, the bearded star of The Apprentice told how he overshot the runway at the City Airport Manchester.
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Funny story: Sharia Law for LBW

Sharia Law for LBW

The recent meeting of the world's governing cricket body the ICB has proposed that Sharia law be used in borderline leg before wicket decisions.
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Funny story: Dooleys by royal appointment

Dooleys by royal appointment

Prince Edward, Baroness of Wessex has added to the growing groundswell of opinion demanding the reforming of 70s family pop group the Dooleys.
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Funny story: USA Commences Bombing Afghan Wedding Parties

USA Commences Bombing Afghan Wedding Parties

KABUL (FMLiveWire) - Afghan officials said American fighter aircraft slaughtered more than 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony in eastern Afghanistan early Sunday, the second military attack in three days which caused civilian deaths.
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Funny story: Doctor Who To Become Gay After Latest Regeneration

Doctor Who To Become Gay After Latest Regeneration

Speculation is rife tonight amongst fans of Doctor Who as to who the new Doctor might be, after it became widely known that current incumbent David Tennant will regenerate during this year's Chri...
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Funny story: Study finds hot women are more fun to study

Study finds hot women are more fun to study

A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.
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Funny story: Your Horoscope: Leo

Your Horoscope: Leo

Your Horoscope with guest Astrologer Pete Doherty.
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Funny story: US Citizens Boot Washington DC

US Citizens Boot Washington DC

In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.
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Funny story: Alien Presence Finally Revealed

Alien Presence Finally Revealed

Roswell NM, July 2008: After years of speculation the US government has finally admitted that the "X Files got it right", extraterrestrials or aliens have indeed arrived on Earth.
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Funny story: Hancock is Large at the Box Office, WALL-E Sees Shrinkage

Hancock is Large at the Box Office, WALL-E Sees Shrinkage

(La La Land, CA) - As expected, Will Smith's hanCock was enormous over the 4th of July weekend, yanking off $107 million from the box office in North America since its Wednesday debut. Pixar's previously priapic WALL...
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Funny story: Barton Boys Spring Barton

Barton Boys Spring Barton

Some of those loveable little urchins last seen on panorama getting high and packing heat. Have in what is being described as an event you did not need a crystal ball to see, sprung pal joey from the big house, were he was imprisoned for take away fo...
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