Funny story: 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, gave birth Thursday to what doctors could only describe as a &qu...
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Funny story: Portuguese Police Arrest Robert Mugabe In Connection With Disappearance Of McCain's Daughter Mandy

Portuguese Police Arrest Robert Mugabe In Connection With Disappearance Of McCain's Daughter Mandy

(Lisburn, Ireland) Police in Portadown have arrested Angolan vice-president Roberta Mugabe in connection with the disappearance ten minutes ago, of Mandy, the daughter of British chip production comp...
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Funny story: Barack Obama, John McCain, Christie Brinkley, Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Barack Obama, John McCain, Christie Brinkley, Madonna and Guy Ritchie

And throw in General Wesley Clark. Whew. Apparently, John McCain used nasty language directed at wife, Cindy, after she attempted to spread his thin hair over a bald spot, saying his hair was getting thin. A deluge followed from McCain and he accused her of wearing a pound of makeup, looking like a trollop and added the 'C' word.
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Funny story: Pentagon crude stockpiles equivalent to total OPEC reserves

Pentagon crude stockpiles equivalent to total OPEC reserves

Off-the-Wall St - (Ass Mess): "Sure, we're blaming voracious offshore carpetbaggers, money-grubbing oligarchal war-whores, assorted Axis of Evil foreign speculators and irresponsible neo-Stalinist Asian gas-guzzlers for the soaring price of...
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Funny story: English commentators become British for one day

English commentators become British for one day

During the recent Andy Murray/Rafael Nadal match, all the BBC's English tennis commentators suddenly became British for one day.
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Funny story: Sinclair's dream of a flying bicycle

Sinclair's dream of a flying bicycle

Sir Clive Sinclair today renewed his research programme into making his dream of a flying bicycle become reality. Speaking from his garden shed, he said: 'This bike will save a fortune in fuel, as pedal power will make it fly, and it will make no...
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Funny story: Spork crimes on the increase

Spork crimes on the increase

Metropolitan Police have issued an appeal for witnesses after yet another spork attack on an unsuspecting youth in central London.
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Funny story: Heathrow protesters take their case to Hermann Goring

Heathrow protesters take their case to Hermann Goring

Protesters against the building of Heathrow's third runway have taken their case to German air chief Hermann Goring. The demonstrators, sporting t-shirts with the slogan 'We can really change things, honest', visited Herr Goring's house in Munich...
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Funny story: AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.

AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.

(Chicago-Illinois) In an attempt to prove that she is not vying for the position of God or Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey denied rumors that her African schools are just ways to make her "slightest whim reality." In a related no...
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Funny story: Tarantino sticks the knife in over London bloodbath rampage slur

Tarantino sticks the knife in over London bloodbath rampage slur

London - (Defamation Mess): Legendary moviemaker Quentin Tarantino is poised to sue UK tabloids for smears blaming his movies Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill 1&2 for the horrific multiple stabbings of two French exchange students in Lond...
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Funny story: Curiosity Kill the Cats

Curiosity Kill the Cats

Cats have been a menace in the town of East Cheswick for many years now. Feeding off the overflowing garbage and chasing small kids off the playgrounds, these feline beasts have made life miserable for the residents.
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Funny story: Women have same effect as Viagra

Women have same effect as Viagra

New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.
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Funny story: Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.
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Funny story: Corporate Polo Shirt "Kind of Gay"

Corporate Polo Shirt "Kind of Gay"

Employees at NorthCom Inc. offered a broad based opinion that the polo shirt they were given as part of an "employee appreciation" week recently is "pretty fruity" and "sort of gay."...
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Funny story: $650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

$650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...
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Funny story: A WALL-E and a Cock: No Subtlety at the Box Office

A WALL-E and a Cock: No Subtlety at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Trying to prove he's still got the biggest firecracker in Hollywood, Will Smith's summer tent pole, hanCock, will throw down with Pixar's giant WALL-E in American theaters over the 4th...
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Funny story: Interview with Robert Mugabe

Interview with Robert Mugabe

(Zimbabwe News Bureau) ZNB news media is delighted for the opportunity for being the only news agency to have a personal interview with his Excellency, Robert Mugabe. We had also the chance to grace the most beautiful house ever built in the history of Asia and Africa the Mugabes Estate Residence (MER), which for some time its existence was denied to the public, frankly to tell you, we were restri...
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Funny story: Horrific Alien Cookbook Is Bestseller

Horrific Alien Cookbook Is Bestseller

New Yawk NY-- A shocking cookbook supposedly written by an actual space alien is rocking the publishing and entertainment industries. The author is Osama bin Spaghettios (OBS) and his cookbook is about serving man--as the main course. The book has re...
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Funny story: Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

In another piece of enviro-MENTAL-ist propaganda, the movie 'The Happening' depicts plant life releasing a compound that will kill all humans, because we are supposedly a threat to them.
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Funny story: The Life of Brain

The Life of Brain

A HIDDEN HOARD OF MILLIONS of sex slaves is being unearthed by police potholing beneath the Pennines.
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Funny story: Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

New York City, New York - In what may of been the biggest breakout game of any person who ever existed, rookie player Flaminroids, scored an unprecedented 1000 points to smash Wilt Chamberlains previous 100 points in one game record.
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Funny story: Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

(Manila) A manicurist who was told while in flagrante delicto that his longtime paramour had had an affair with a 'fellow' hairstylist is accused of castrating said lover in a horrific act of grooming gone wrong.
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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Capricorn

Your Horoscope : Capricorn

Horoscope with guest Astrologer Antony Worrall Thompson.
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Funny story: Your Horoscope : Cancer

Your Horoscope : Cancer

Horoscope with guest Astrologer Sir Geoff Hurst...
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Funny story: 'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

A 'traveller' living in a wet house in North London has agreed a bid of more than £35,000 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a downturn in fortunes that saw him spiral out of control. Street drinker John Marshall,...
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