Funny story: Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...
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Funny story: Americans Rush To Buy Hurricane Dolly

Americans Rush To Buy Hurricane Dolly

Thousands of Americans are rushing to their nearest Wal-mart store to buy the newest accessory for little girls, Hurricane Dolly.
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Funny story: Christian Bale arrested again!

Christian Bale arrested again!

Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!...
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Funny story: I blame the drunks Bush says

I blame the drunks Bush says

Washington AC/DC - (Withdrawal Mess): George Bush has blamed bingeing alkies for the mess America is in.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Does Nothing Newsworthy Today

Miley Cyrus Does Nothing Newsworthy Today

In what some are calling a "devious and manipulative" publicity stunt, teen sensation Miley Cyrus spent Wednesday, July 23rd doing nothing newsworthy.
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Funny story: Missing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps

Missing Canoeists Wife Convicted Of Setting Womble Traps

The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin, was today convicted of setting Womble traps in the garden of her Hartlepool mansion.
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Funny story: Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

With the U.S. leading the way in the Worlwide consumption of ice cream, a major specialty producer has scored a triple-scoop winner. Ben and Jerry's of South Burlington, Vermont, USA, boasts one of the most diverse and unique fl...
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Funny story: George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.
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Funny story: Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Senior Citizen Birthrate Soars

Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...
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Funny story: Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".
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Funny story: Bishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning

Bishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning

Forget about gay members of the clergy, women bishops and vergers paying too much attention to their choirboys - this morning's Bishop's conference got off to a cracking, showbiz-style start.
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Funny story: Spoof writer has 6 billion hits in a day

Spoof writer has 6 billion hits in a day

Bob Muppet, a humble contributor to the highly successful on-line satirical site TheSpoof.com, was shocked when he woke up to find that his story about Jimi Hendrix'...
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Funny story: McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.
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Funny story: Abu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem

Abu "Hook" Hamza's simple request causes mayhem

Abu Hamza, whose real name is Mustapha Kamel Mustapha, a much funnier name than the one we know and love him for, caused uproar and consternation amongst his supporters and staff at Belmarsh jail on his first ever day of real work since he came to th...
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Funny story: Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: Canoeist Wife Up Shit Creek

Canoeist Wife Up Shit Creek

Anne Darwin the ex canoeists wife recently found guilty of fraud is 'up shit creek' according to a respected lawyer. Her conviction follows the faked death of her husband Peter while canoeing the North East.
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Funny story: Radovan Karadzic Found

Radovan Karadzic Found

Radovan Karadzic wanted for war crimes in the Balkan Wars of the early nineties has been found in Hull. It is believed Mr Karrothead had been employed as Hull City's mascot 'Tommy The Trawler' since 1996.
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Funny story: Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Mugabe To Defy EU Ban

Robert Mugabe has found a way of defying the EU Ban which prevents him of ever setting foot on continental Europe. It is rumoured that Mr Mugabe intends to digitally remaster himself enabling him to be sent to every fax machine in Europe as a junk fa...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Gordon Brown Calendar Gesture

Opponents of the change from the Julian to Gregorian calendar are to posthumously get their eleven missing days back Gordon Brown has announced.
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Funny story: Cleanliness Not Next To Godliness Shock

Cleanliness Not Next To Godliness Shock

Purists of the English language were left reeling today when the new cable tv programme 'Proverb Busters' concluded that cleanliness was not next to godliness.
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Funny story: Innovative Amy waxwork pretty lifelike

Innovative Amy waxwork pretty lifelike

London - (Rotters): A waxwork of singer Amy Winehouse trashing notorious Camden boozer Madame Two Swords during a punch-up with local crack dealers has been unveiled in London.
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Funny story: McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

Hothead AZ-- John McCain is apoplectic his new campaign slogan is considered racist. The new slogan was unveiled yesterday--He's Right. He's White--and it cost the campaign $2.5 million dollars.
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Funny story: Radovan Karadzic Arrested But What About President George Bush?

Radovan Karadzic Arrested But What About President George Bush?

Radovan Karadzic the killer of 8,000 Moslems is a terrible man. He should be given to a Moslem government country for them to decide how he should die.
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Funny story: Oldest Biblical Text Now Online, Codex Sinaiticus Contains Some Surprises!

Oldest Biblical Text Now Online, Codex Sinaiticus Contains Some Surprises!

Finally one of the oldest biblical manuscripts has been posted online for all the world to see. The authoritative text has some surprises for the everyday Bible reader. First off, there was no apple in the Garden of Eden. The forbidden fruit is not i...
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Funny story: Kangaroos Cannot Stand to Be Without Some Tail!

Kangaroos Cannot Stand to Be Without Some Tail!

Kangaroos, thought to be one of the most agile marsupials, have been found to be quite unable to stand without some tail.
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Funny story: Westminster Quaking as New Political Party Launched

Westminster Quaking as New Political Party Launched

A unique new party threatens to redraw the political landscape in the United Kingdom, adding to the woes of Gorgon Brown and chewing into the popularity of David Cameron.
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Funny story: Rice Served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem

Rice Served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem

Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice has just come from blasting the Persians for not giving her and mock husband Bush an ele...
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Funny story: Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

Mugabe, Tsvangirai and Mutambara Dance the Zimbabwean Makarena!

From bloody purge, electoral theft and threatened revolution, Zimbabwe has transitioned to a veritable dance, dance, revolution! Avowed enemies are now dancing the day and night away after a compromise that will make all leaders happy and leave Zimba...
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Funny story: Bale Needs Bail

Bale Needs Bail

Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.
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Funny story: Bicycle Wheel Philanthopist Identity Unknown

Bicycle Wheel Philanthopist Identity Unknown

New York - The city that never sleeps has been kept on edge this summer by hundreds of bicycle wheels showing up unannounced chained to telephone posts, street lights and bicycle racks.
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Funny story: President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

President George Bush fell into a new controversy this week when during a haircut at the White House, his personal hairdresser, Rebecca Goodgrip, discovered a previously unnoticed tattoo on his scalp bearing t...
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