Funny story: Yardie Army?

Yardie Army?

As everyone knows, a significant number of British Army troops have been killed or injured in Iraq and Afghanistan which has left the army somewhat depleted. MOD sources confirmed that the British Army is considering a recruitment drive in J...
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Funny story: Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.
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Funny story: Heath Ledger To Get Posthumous Award

Heath Ledger To Get Posthumous Award

Popular Batman actor Heath Ledger will get a posthumous award at a coveted movie awards ceremony later this month, Hollywood executives have confirmed.
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Funny story: Revolting Nigel

Revolting Nigel

A resident of Chipping Sodbury is mounting a one-man campaign against his local Odeon cinema in protest at the continued 'Knock Off Nigel' campaign being run in cinemas across the country.
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Funny story: The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

New York, New York - Drawing an enormous amount of political flack for their last satire: Barack dressed in tradition African chieftain. Mrs. Obama dressed as a 1960s Black Power militant carrying a machine-gun and sporting an Afro from the same era.
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Funny story: Pope warns against spiritual dessert

Pope warns against spiritual dessert

Australia - (Holy Ass Mess): The Pope has issued dire warnings about the dangers of soul food.
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Funny story: Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Padraig Harrington clinched the British Golf Open in dramatic form on Sunday yet failed to thank the spectator who played a major role in the victory.
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Funny story: Hillary proposes Baby Bond

Hillary proposes Baby Bond

In a bold move to cement her hold on the Democratic Presidential front running position she commands over her rivals, Senator Hillary Clinton today proposed a $5000 government bond to be given to each child born in the United States. The bond can l...
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Funny story: Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

Cheese Puffs targeted in new Political Correctness storm

The popular kiddies' packaged snack, Cheesey Puffs, have today come under attack from the Politically Correct brigade.
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Funny story: Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

In a block buster political deal master minded by DNC dictator, Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton has stepped down from the presidential election and agreed to be the new mayor of Atlantic Beach. Citing her courage under fire in Bosnia, Mayor Clinton says...
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Funny story: Nine Iran Criminals To Face Death By Small Stones

Nine Iran Criminals To Face Death By Small Stones

In Iran nine criminals have been sentenced to death by stoning but the Iran government has said they will use smaller stones this time because USA and European leaders say "the punishment is barbarism".
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Funny story: Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach residents are reeling with the rumor that former AB Mayor Hillary Clinton is making a move on former MB City Council Liz Gilland's seat.
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Funny story: Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Declaring victory, Hillary Clinton stepped down as Mayor of Atlantic Beach today, after orchestrating a massive bailout of the financially strapped beach front community.
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Funny story: Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.
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Funny story: Diet Ice Cubes Very Popular

Diet Ice Cubes Very Popular

Springfield PA-- The latest diet craze, diet ice cubes, is a big seller at the Poke N Toke Grocery Store in Springfield. The tiny ice cubes cost $10.00 for a dozen and the store sells thousands a day. The ice cubes have zero calories and no cholester...
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Funny story: Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...
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Funny story: South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund. Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...
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Funny story: Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

FROM: MORSE Special Agent, 525 MI Group, RVN, United Sates Army (ret)...
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Funny story: Maddie cop's 'explosive revelations' memoir bombs

Maddie cop's 'explosive revelations' memoir bombs

Praia da Illuzion, Algarve - (Ass Mess): The 10,000 word 'explosive revelations' memoir of a former Portuguese cop investigating Maddie McCann's disappearance is set to bomb.
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Funny story: Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...
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Funny story: A-Rod Gone!

A-Rod Gone!

In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...
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Funny story: Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...
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Funny story: Frog Mania Hits International Banking

Frog Mania Hits International Banking

Paris/AP - The international banking sector was shaken today with the announcement of a major fraud within France's premier bank, Societe Generale. Financial investigators said over 5 billion Euros ($7.2 B) were lost in a trading scheme perpetra...
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Funny story: Canada Supports Torture and 'Kangaroo Court' Prosecution of Canadian Children by US Military

Canada Supports Torture and 'Kangaroo Court' Prosecution of Canadian Children by US Military

OTTAWA (FMLiveWire) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has strongly voiced his support of the torture and prosecution of Canadian children at Guantanamo Bay by the US military.
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Funny story: America Attacked By Satire Today

America Attacked By Satire Today

The United States of America was hit by a massive attack of satire today, in a move that shocked the civilised world.
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Funny story: Shoplifters say British economy IS as bad as it gets

Shoplifters say British economy IS as bad as it gets

According to the NAS - the National Association of Shoplifters - there is no noticeable slowdown in the rate of the decline in the British economy.
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Funny story: James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

James Callaghan Returns From Dead To Congratulate Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown today told us that an apparition of former British Labour Prime Minister, James Callaghan, apparently appeared in his bedroom last night, like some sort of Wuthering Heights Heathcliff ghost coming back from the moor.
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Funny story: Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

A Texas man is today fighting for his life after being shot by his best friend whilst flossing his teeth.
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Funny story: Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

The writers who took part in last years strike appear to have had the last laugh judging by Disney's latest offering 'Wall-E'.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Shits Himself

Gordon Brown Shits Himself

It was revealed last night that Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently soiled his pants at Prime Minister's Question Time. This is the first recorded incident of any PM having trouser problems himself since the famous Disraeli piss stain incident d...
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Funny story: Prince Edward's Oxo Shame

Prince Edward's Oxo Shame

The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.
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Funny story: Jesus Now Bigger Than The Beatles

Jesus Now Bigger Than The Beatles

In a press conference yesterday, the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Beardboy claimed that 'Jesus is now bigger than the Beatles'.
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson the celebrity has been banned from visiting Algeria after lots of the people complained that her breasts are too big to visit an Islamic state.
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Funny story: True cause of global warming discovered

True cause of global warming discovered

Following claims by leader of the Conservative party, David Cameron, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been forced to reveal the true cause of the phenomenon commonly known as global warming.
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Funny story: National Rifle Association Defends Right to Bear Arms for Child Soldiers!

National Rifle Association Defends Right to Bear Arms for Child Soldiers!

The US of A's National Rifle Association ordered the Bush administration to boycott an United nations conference to prevent the spread of illicit small arms around the globe.
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Funny story: McCain Consort, Marie Antoinette Gramm: Let The Whiners Eat Cake!

McCain Consort, Marie Antoinette Gramm: Let The Whiners Eat Cake!

Multi Millionaire Phil Gramm, close associate and economic advisor to multi millionaire Cindy McCain's husband, Johnny had a simple answer when he was told that the people of America have no bread. Gramm replied: "Then, let them eat cake!&qu...
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Funny story: "Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

"Today Show" hires Karl Rove as its new travel correspondent for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment

New York, New York - Karl Rove will be replacing Matt Lauer but only for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment of the show. Lauer has a young family and the globetrotting has put them under stress. So, it all works out for everybo...
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Funny story: French Dress Code Supplants Liberte', Egalite' and Fraternite'

French Dress Code Supplants Liberte', Egalite' and Fraternite'

Still in the shadow of Bastille Day, France has decided that the liberty, equality and Fraternity of their great revolution will be replaced by a dress code. From now on no one can become a French citizen unless he/she conforms to official French app...
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Funny story: Bush Pays Forward Pardons for Himself and His Fellow War Criminals!

Bush Pays Forward Pardons for Himself and His Fellow War Criminals!

The "couldn't be too soon" departing Bush administration is being inundated with felonious requests for pardons from every low life and high life in the US penal system.
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Funny story: Bush Supports "Lost Horizon" for US Troop Withdrawal

Bush Supports "Lost Horizon" for US Troop Withdrawal

Resistant as ever, even when W wants to agree he just can't bring himself to do it. Many sensible experts from around the world and within the US military have urged time lines for the withdrawal of troops and the empowering of the Iraqi governme...
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Funny story: Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.
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Funny story: "Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

"Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...
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