Funny story: McCain To Stop Making Chips

McCain To Stop Making Chips

There was dramatic news for chip-lovers this afternoon, when John McCain revealed that from September, his convenience food company will cease to produce the tasty, fast food potato treats.
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Funny story: Nuno Betancourt rescued in Colombia

Nuno Betancourt rescued in Colombia

Nuno Betancourt the former Extreme guitarist has been released by Colombian Fark rebels. He is expected to begin working on a new album of insipid ballads in the next week.
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Funny story: Andy Murray Crowd Loses In Straight Sets

Andy Murray Crowd Loses In Straight Sets

There was disappointment on Centre Court tonight, as the Andy Murray Crowd failed to live up to its previous high standards, underperforming to such an extent, that Murray was buried by number 2 seed Rafael Nadal.
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Funny story: Some Whore's Fire Problems

Some Whore's Fire Problems

Dirty Central, Alabama - The Deputy Sheriff, Sergeant Piggers, has said a giant fire has amassed near a slew of mobile home trailers at 8pm, endangering every concerned property owner in the area.
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Funny story: Dawkins admits inventing Creationism

Dawkins admits inventing Creationism

Richard Dawkins the British Atheist and free thinker has revealed that he was behind the global creationist movement, shocking supporters and right wing rednecks alike.
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Funny story: Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Prince William Arrested for Smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine

Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.
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Funny story: Starbucks to close 600 stores to leave space for milk

Starbucks to close 600 stores to leave space for milk

Starbucks, the Seattle based coffee house chain has announced it will close 600 stores and axe 12,000 staff in an effort to leave more room for milk.
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Funny story: Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Bush Unveils Plan to Combat Global Warming

Washington, D.C.- At the White Press Conference this afternoon, President George Bush announced his plan to combat global warming. The plan, entitled "Fuck Al Gore," calls for the designing of 2 large-scale air conditioning units, one plac...
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Funny story: Roman ships could not sail against the tide, American historians claim

Roman ships could not sail against the tide, American historians claim

New research from American scientists has suggested that Romans could not sail against the tide in their ships, and that the dates attributed to their 55 BC landings in southern England are wrong.
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Funny story: Don Imus Professes Dislike of African American Based Peanut Butter

Don Imus Professes Dislike of African American Based Peanut Butter

Radio personality Don Imus shocked listeners recently when he said he didn't like peanut butter, or as he put it, "that sticky oily stuff" that he claimed adheres to the roof of his mouth.
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Funny story: Madonna 'will wed adopted Malawi son's father'

Madonna 'will wed adopted Malawi son's father'

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Relentless self-publicising entertainer Madonna is set to dump her gormless husband Guy Twitchy and get hitched to Yohane Banda, father of her adopted son David.
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Funny story: Prince Philip to run for President of the USA

Prince Philip to run for President of the USA

In a surprise move, the Queen's husband Prince Philip entered the US Presidential election today, as an independent candidate. When asked why was doing such a thing, he said 'Well, the fools can only spell X, so they may as well spell it for me, t...
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Funny story: Wills' ship huge coke haul

Wills' ship huge coke haul

Caribbean - (Huge Ass Mess): A right royal storm has broken out after an unnamed sailor on HMS Iron Puke was found to be carrying 'up to five kilos of high grade cocaine' up his arsehole today.
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Funny story: Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player who was found guilty on Monday of assaulting one of his ex-teammates whilst he was at Manchester City, has decided to give up playing football, and to turn, instead, to
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Funny story: Mugabe clamps down on International opposition

Mugabe clamps down on International opposition

SHARM EL-SHEIK, Egypt. News leaked to a reporter covering the African Union summit has implicated foul play in the mystery illness of Zambian President Levy Mwanawasa. He was rushed to hospital on Sunday and the head of the Egyptian hospital where he...
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Funny story: Democratic party unity

Democratic party unity

Many Hillary Clinton supporters still have a problem supporting Barrack Obama.
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Funny story: Rapid Transit Line Completed

Rapid Transit Line Completed

Cheyenne WY, July 1, 2050: Today the Governor of Wyoming officially opened the last remaining section of the Wyoming Area Intrastate Public Transit Initiative (WAPITI) subway system.
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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Gives Update On Pending 08/08/08 Calamity

Condoleeza Rice Gives Update On Pending 08/08/08 Calamity

Philadelphia PA -- Condoleeza Rice abruptly left a security conference here today drenched in tears. The conference was between the NSA, FBI, DHS and other agencies about the catastrophic space alien invasion expected 08/08/08 at precisely 08:08:08 G...
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