Funny story: Obama leaves America

Obama leaves America

Today Barack Obama left the United States, and went to the places that really count in the election. First stop was Israel, where Americans send billions of tax dollars for no reason, except to become poorer, and make Israelis richer. Then it was Ira...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Afflicted With Morgellons Disease

Amy Winehouse Afflicted With Morgellons Disease

London-- Singer Amy Winehouse is afflicted with the mysterious Morgellons Disease according to her father. She contracted the disease late last year from her incarcerated boyfriend. Most cases are a caused by chem trails or other secret government p...
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Funny story: Pope Sorry For Priests' Sex Abuse

Pope Sorry For Priests' Sex Abuse

Pope Benedict the Hypocritical has said 'I'm so terribly, terribly sorry' for the endless thousands of children that have been molested and raped by Catholic priests.
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Funny story: Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

Mystery: Global Warming Scaremongers Vanish!

The FBI, CIA, MI5, James Bond and many other crime, investigation and intelligence organisations have had their work cut out for them this week, as fake tax pushing so called enviro-MENTAL-ists have started to disappear.
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Funny story: Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police To Question Leonard Cohen Over Man's Death

Police in Delaware are to interview singer-songwriter, poet and novelist Leonard Cohen after a man died in his own home, seemingly after listening to a lethal concoction of Cohen albums.
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Funny story: Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

London - (Ass Mess): As she swept up the aisle of the Queen's Chapel on the arm of her father the Duke of Gloucester today radiant-looking bride Lady Rose Windsor was heard stifling a cringeing gasp at the sight of desperate royal clinger-on Kate...
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Funny story: Robert Mugabe Named A Living Saint

Robert Mugabe Named A Living Saint

Today, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe was named a living saint, according to the media in Britain.
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Funny story: 2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...
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Funny story: IndyMac "shock" value falls to absolute zero; bill (not dividend) sent to shareholders

IndyMac "shock" value falls to absolute zero; bill (not dividend) sent to shareholders

Pasadena, California - IndyMac's now federally controlled phone lines rang off the hook with calls from its shareholders who woke up to a double surprise Friday morning. As they watched their stock value fall to zero (70 cents per share), they op...
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Funny story: High School Musical star Pregnant

High School Musical star Pregnant

Vanessa Hudgens yesterday confirmed rumors that she is four months pregnant, in a vivid dream I was having.
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Funny story: Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United, the Premier League Champions, will have to show a marked improvement if they are to mount a serious challenge to retain their title, after a lacklustre performance against Leeds-based side the Kaiser Chiefs.
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Funny story: Terror on the Strip?

Terror on the Strip?

For the last seven years, the name Osama Bin Laden has been cast about the average American household like a pair of 3 week old gym socks. The only thing that all of these thousands of conversations have in common is that no one has yet found Osama...
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Funny story: Chambers Visualized Sprinters as BOA Officials Chasing Him

Chambers Visualized Sprinters as BOA Officials Chasing Him

LONDON - Dwain Chambers who won the 100 metre race at last Saturday's British Olympic trials in 10.0 seconds says he visualized competing sprinters as members of the British Olympic Association Anti-Doping Commission chasing him as motivation for...
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Funny story: Russian cocaine sub seized off Mexico

Russian cocaine sub seized off Mexico

Santa Tom Cruz, Mexico - (Ass Mess): A Russian submarine with over 30 tonnes of high grade cocaine bound for a Scientology temple in Hollywood was seized by the Swiss Navy in its territorial waters off the Mexican coast today.
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Funny story: Mystery UFO Blamed for Rev Sun Myung Moon's Chopper Crash

Mystery UFO Blamed for Rev Sun Myung Moon's Chopper Crash

South Korea - (Solar Eclipse Mess): South Korean military investigators are probing reports that a runaway UFO caused Reverend Sun Muyng Moon's helicopter to crash over Gapyeong, 25 miles east of Seoul today.
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse In Lesbian Clinch

Amy Winehouse In Lesbian Clinch

Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse was spotted kissing a female friend outside her Camden home.
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Funny story: Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Diet queen Oprah Winfrey has admitted that she had taken a leaf out of Fern Britton's book and had a gastric band fitted - just a week after completing a 21-day vegan detox.
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Funny story: Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Cheikh Ali Mustaf Bouaz al-Zachar the leader at the Jamaa el-Jedid Mosque in Alger has told a big crowd that western women especially from the USA and England are too liberal in their dress and behavior. A lot of young women in Algerie are fans of...
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Funny story: Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia has dumped her Lib Dem MP boyfriend Lembit Opik because he is strange, according to her mother, who said her daughter prefers Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, who is "more ru...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, co...
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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

After tracing his family tree, British actor Orlando Bloom has discovered that a relative dating back to the sixteenth century was actually a man hanged for piracy.
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Funny story: Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

As Dwain Chambers left the High Court a disappointed man yesterday, thousands of musicians have been warned that they, too, face a lifetime ban from performing or making income from music if they test positive...
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Funny story: Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

In the beautiful North African country of Algeria the government is saying that the price of camels has risen to its highest price ever because of the credit crisis.
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Funny story: Pope says 'he is sorry for abuse"

Pope says 'he is sorry for abuse"

The Pope, today in a speech from Australia, said he was sorry for the years of abuse at the hands of "evil Clergy"...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia.cum: What do you know about the Kabala?

Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia.cum: What do you know about the Kabala?

Dear P4YG, I am a married man and father who is a famous athlete. I have fallen head over heels with the most infamous sex symbol of my ge...
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Funny story: So was there a grain of truth to the "I'm f**king Matt Damon!" Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel video gag?

So was there a grain of truth to the "I'm f**king Matt Damon!" Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel video gag?

Hollywood, California - The Hollywood rumor mill is working overtime in the aftermath of the news of the Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel breakup. Word, their relationship meltdown came when Uncle Frank shined his flashlight into a darkened green roo...
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Funny story: Gordon "Brave Hardon" Brown Declares Scotch Independence!

Gordon "Brave Hardon" Brown Declares Scotch Independence!

In a shocking announcement, long feared by keen observers of the UK, Scotsman and UK Prime Minister told the world that from now on there would be Scotch independence. Opponents of the drastic measure warned that this kind of a split could lead to ci...
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Funny story: McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!

Recently Repub Candie Johnny McC told the nation that he was opposed to gay adoption. As McCain has learned throughout this campaign every time he smooches the religious right cheek; the maverick left comes looking for some love.
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Funny story: Obama is Anorexic Over-Exerciser; Supporters: Told You He's Perfect!

Obama is Anorexic Over-Exerciser; Supporters: Told You He's Perfect!

In the now much regretted pimping of his children for a TV interview; viewers learned that even his children are aware that Daddy got some food issues. Now we have learned that the slim Democratic hopeful went to the gym three times in one day last w...
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Funny story: Barbie Kicks Bratz Plastic Asses!

Barbie Kicks Bratz Plastic Asses!

Barbie, big-breasted gang leader of the doll world made a quick finish of the Bratz. The Bratz known for their gigantic heads sought to dominate Barbie's turf, that was until Barbie got wind of it. Barbie called all of the many other Barbies and...
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Funny story: Evil in America

Evil in America

Are you one to feel intense joy after dipping your cat in hydrochloric acid? Or, how about an exhilarating high after robbing your 80 year old grandma? Ecstasy after stealing candy from children? (Hell yea!, I got the squirt's Snickers! Mwahahaha!) If you answered yes to any of the questions, you might be a candidate for the national "Evil in America" campaign.
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Funny story: "Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

"Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
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