Funny story: Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.
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Funny story: Tony In Tears Because The Middle East Doesn't Like Him

Tony In Tears Because The Middle East Doesn't Like Him

Tony Blair, self-appointed 'peace envoy' to the Middle East, was today close to tears as it was revealed that his planned trip to Gaza has been cancelled due to a security threat against him.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Trying to defray her left over $20 million campaigm dept, Hillary Clinton succeeded in obtaining a night job as an usherette at a movie house in Chappaqua, New York. Similar to her campaign, Hillary will continue wearing pantsuits, (in movie house m...
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Funny story: Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.
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Funny story: Big Brother Belinda Falls Off Bike And Demolishes It

Big Brother Belinda Falls Off Bike And Demolishes It

Big Brother Belinda, who has the fattest legs ever seen on the Channel 4 show, was today taking part in a Tour de France shopping task, when she fell off a stationary bike and demolished it.
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Funny story: Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.
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Funny story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be Barack Obama's Vice Presidential candidate. "Not only will I not accept the Vice Presidential post I won't be traveling to Iraq with...
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Funny story: New Radiohead video to be filmed without music

New Radiohead video to be filmed without music

Following on from their groundbreaking video 'House of Cards' which was shot entirely without cameras, Radiohead have announced their next video 'That's just noise' will be filmed without music.
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Funny story: Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Complusory exorcism for Miss Universe contestants after second Miss USA hexed

Vietnam - (Bananaskin Mess): Future contestants in the Miss Universe pageant will be offered a state-of-the-art hex detox after Miss USA sponsors complained their luscious lovely's ass-over-tit tumble on the catwalk was the result of an ongoing c...
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Funny story: Barnsley accountant develops fool-proof method for winning lottery

Barnsley accountant develops fool-proof method for winning lottery

Reginald Hormone, a part-qualified - well one of his arms is the part that is qualified - accountant from Wombwell, near Barnsley has today announced a fool-proof system he has developed for winning the UK National Lottery.
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Funny story: NASCAR Angers Mathematicians

NASCAR Angers Mathematicians

When NASCAR, the U.S. auto racing federation, announced last year that all drivers would be required to earn a Ph.D. by 2014, in addition to the physical exam requirements, the news made little fanfare.
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Funny story: Britain goes uniform mad!

Britain goes uniform mad!

As part of the ongoing celebrations of 100 years of the Territorial Army, millions of UK soldiers have been turning up to their day jobs spreading fear and chaos among civilians. On this special day Prime Minister, Gorgon Browne who doesn'...
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Funny story: Obama Smears Obama

Obama Smears Obama

(CNN) - The Obama campaign has issued a complaint regarding Barack Obama's smearing of Barack Obama during Barack Obama's interview on Larry King Live. During the interview Barack Obama stated "…ultimately, the buck stops with me".
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Funny story: Max Mosley behind launch of Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

Max Mosley behind launch of Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

London - (Depraved Ass Mess): Nazi orgy nutter Max Mosley is believed to be the backer behind the launch of a new inflatable S&M Barbie Doll which bears an uncanny resemblance to Gates McFadden, the firey-haired Star Trek Generations actress...
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Funny story: Gods of Seduction

Gods of Seduction

In Greek mythology, Peitho, a female, was the goddess of persuasion and seduction; now, men, like Ross Jeffries, are the gods of seduction. In the past, brave, down-to-earth men were the leaders of their societies; now, good-for-nothing hypocrites, sponsored by CEOs of large corporations, are in charge of the world.
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Funny story: Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

(San Jose, CA) Internet auction site eBay confirmed today the authenticity of a posting by Arnold Schwarzenegger offering his services as Vice President to the highest bidder.
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Funny story: Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.
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Funny story: Queen To Go On Strike

Queen To Go On Strike

Queen Elizabeth the Second has announced her intentions to go on strike. It is claimed that this is the first time a reigning monarch has withdrawn their 'Labour' since King Englebert of Humperdinck in the late 4th Century.
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Funny story: Hammond To Crash Again

Hammond To Crash Again

Richard Hammond of Top Gear has announced his intention to crash at high speed again. The diminutive presenter was involved in a near fatal collision after an encounter with a jet powered contraption.
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Funny story: Shot In The Back - The Snipers Story - The Astonishing Conspiracy To Stop Ronaldo

Shot In The Back - The Snipers Story - The Astonishing Conspiracy To Stop Ronaldo

We can exclusively reveal that a former football manager turned character assasin has broken ranks from the corrupt underbelly of football to tell his amazing story.
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Funny story: Queen To Have Sex

Queen To Have Sex

Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.
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Funny story: Max Mosley's Grand Prix Displayed for All to See!

Max Mosley's Grand Prix Displayed for All to See!

In the privacy trial that has taken great pains to reveal every detail of the personal life of Motor Crossing's Overseer, Max Mosely, the judge will soon be deciding whether tabloids had the right to reveal the wild sado-masochistic sex orgies of...
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Funny story: Tongue Orchids are Seducers , Scientists Say

Tongue Orchids are Seducers , Scientists Say

Scientists agree that the Tongue Orchid uses it fragrance and pollen to attract bees who then help with pollination.
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Funny story: Ferret Protests Weird Human Behavior

Ferret Protests Weird Human Behavior

North Dakota ferrets are dying of the plague. Well meaning scientists have been trying to intervene to save the remaining ferrets but perhaps someone should look at this from a ferret's point of view. Thanks to new technology the spoofvet has bee...
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Funny story: Inbev to Rival World Bottled Water Leaders by Global Distribution of Bud and Bud Light

Inbev to Rival World Bottled Water Leaders by Global Distribution of Bud and Bud Light

Belgium Beer Giant Inbev has purchased Anheiser-Busch. The acquisition was opposed in anti-trust law suits by Coke and Pepsico because of their plans to dominate the global drinking water market.
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