Funny story: George Bush in secret visit to Madonna's Tel Aviv Kabbala brothel

George Bush in secret visit to Madonna's Tel Aviv Kabbala brothel

Israel - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Pleading jet (s)lag and a pinched nerve in his abdomen, President Bush somehow managed to persuade Israeli PM Ehud Olmert today to take him to a holistic Tel Aviv brothel run on Kabbalistic principles by singer Ma...
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Funny story: Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Hampstead, North London - (Sad Ass Mess): There's no fool like an old fool. And Lev Leviev, Israel's top diamond geezer, has fallen for the oldest estate agency trick in the world and bought a hideous pile of tacky tat in North London's...
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Funny story: George Bush admits he is greatest threat to world peace

George Bush admits he is greatest threat to world peace

Embarking on his first ever visit to the Middle East, George Bush has admitted that he is the biggest threat to world peace.
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...
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Funny story: Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

OTTAWA, Canada - A Government White Paper has been leaked, outlining a draft for Canada to buy the United States. The plan contends that the strength of the loonie, the country's proven oil reserves, its unlimited natural resources and strong fis...
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Funny story: How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

How to Meet Women Book Hits Number One

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Dr. Upp Chuck's latest book on how to meet women has hit the top of the best seller's list this week as both men and women flock to bookstores trying to find a copy of the popular book.
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Funny story: Spears family files for temporary restraining order against Dr. Phil; accuses him of being a cele-Britney stalker

Spears family files for temporary restraining order against Dr. Phil; accuses him of being a cele-Britney stalker

Hollywood, California - Just moments after a representative for the Spears family, appeared on the "Today" show, accusing Dr. Phil of betraying Britney and the Spears' family trust, lawyers for the Spears filed for a temporary restraini...
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Funny story: Bush Solves Mideast Peace Problems!

Bush Solves Mideast Peace Problems!

Jerusalem - George W Bush presented a radically new plan for Mideast peace today.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton spends birthday in snatch & scrot-rot clinic

Kate Middleton spends birthday in snatch & scrot-rot clinic

London - (Reuterus): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton spent her 26th birthday in the Chelsea Snatch & Scrot-Rot Clinic after returning from a break in Barbados covered in green oozy pustules.
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Funny story: Blair squirms but admits Prince William is his grandson

Blair squirms but admits Prince William is his grandson

Con-nought Square, London - (Worse Ass Mess): After years of wriggling, denials, hideous obfuscations and downright massive Opus Dei whoppers ex-UK Prime Monster has admitted that the current elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, Prince William,...
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Funny story: Spooks bugged IRA royals to stop them murdering each other

Spooks bugged IRA royals to stop them murdering each other

London - (Bad Ass Mess): All members of the IRA puppet monarchy were routinely bugged by the Anti-Terror cops to stop them murdering one another according to testimony in the Princess Diana inquest today.
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Funny story: Heads or Tails if Ted Williams Appears Before Baseball Hearings

Heads or Tails if Ted Williams Appears Before Baseball Hearings

WASHINGTON - The House Oversight Committee plans to hold hearings on January 16, 2008 into the illegal use of steroids and other enhancing substances by players in Major League Baseball. Current players, Andy Pettitte, Roger Clemens, Andy Knoblauch a...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Outsourcing Deal with India

Al-Qaeda Outsourcing Deal with India

Kabul Afghanistan (MSNBC) - Due to the skyrocketing costs of running a Jihad new Al-Qaeda CTO (Chief Terrorism Officer) Al Abama Schawama has inked a deal with New Dehli based Rajhans Industries to manufacture their IED's (Improvised Explosive De...
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Funny story: Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Concord, New Hampshire (IPP) - A hot air balloon enthusiast has successfully filled a hot air balloon by playing a cassette recording of the presidential candidates speeches into the opening of a hot air balloon.
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Funny story: Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

London - (Reuterus): Giant replicas of Princess Diana's fanny, Heather Mills' missing leg and a sunbed-ready Camilla are on the Culture Secretary's shortlist to grace Trafalgar Square's empty plinth.
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Funny story: British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.
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Funny story: Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson, the teenage Harry Potter sensation, is set to play the teenage Maddie McCann in a new musical that's going to sweep the box office this spring. The blockbuster, directed by Love Actually's Richard Curtis, will al...
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Funny story: Belgium's rendez-vous with history

Belgium's rendez-vous with history

In an unprecedented move, the Belgian government has decided to cede sovereignty to its former colony of the Belgian Congo, now the Democratic Republic of Congo. Belgian diplomatic sources claimed the deal could be wrapped up as soon as next month.
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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...
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Funny story: Tara Reid Now Carried Everywhere

Tara Reid Now Carried Everywhere

After years of drunkenly stumbling around clubs and landing face down in the gutter as paparazzi snap away, rapidly thinning B-list actress Tara Reid now insists on being carried wherever she goes.
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