Funny story: Rooney for Newcastle

Rooney for Newcastle

In a sensational last minute signing just before the transfer deadline, Newcastle Utd have replaced the legendary Alan Shearer with a name that will surely rank among the most famous of them all; tomorrow Rooney will undergo a medical at St James'...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' actions too Far Out for Newspaper

Britney Spears' actions too Far Out for Newspaper

In a stunning development a story on Britney Spears was turned down by Tried Muckraker-z as being too over the top.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown "has only one head"

Gordon Brown "has only one head"

Despite seeming to lead an ordinary existence, it is not common knowledge that, as a result of a schoolboy rugby game, Gordon Brown only has one head. Like many people with the same affliction, the Prime Minister has managed to hide his disability s...
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Funny story: Man Utd fans stripped of all benefits

Man Utd fans stripped of all benefits

The government have today announced that Manchester United fans will no longer be allowed benefits under a new reform that was passed in Parliament today.
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Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger will surprise and shock

Schwarzenegger will surprise and shock

Further details have emerged today about Governor Schwarzenegger and his return to acting. A source close to a source has revealed that the Governor will 'surprise and shock' many people with his choice of comeback film, and already rumours h...
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Funny story: Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.
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Funny story: Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...
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Funny story: Our man in Kabulshit

Our man in Kabulshit

Tora Bora - (Whore on Terra Mess): NATO farces have said today they are bracing themselves for yet another bumper opium harvest in Afghanistan in 2008.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.
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Funny story: Freddie Shepherd Signs for Newcastle

Freddie Shepherd Signs for Newcastle

In a shock move designed to shore up Newcastle's leaking defence, Kevin Keegan has signed ace centre back Freddie Shepherd (63).
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Funny story: "Global Cooling" Identified as Part of Global Warming

"Global Cooling" Identified as Part of Global Warming

Dr. E. L. Charmagny of the Indiana Institute for Science positively identified cooler temperatures as part of global warming.
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Funny story: David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

David Beckham has not been selected for Fabio Capello's first match in charge of the England team, meaning he is still one cap short of the magical hundred. But it seems that David's omission is more due to Capello's limited English than...
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Funny story: Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...
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Funny story: Huckabee Denies Relationship with Ghost

Huckabee Denies Relationship with Ghost

Republican candidate Mike Huckabee, at a campaign stop in Columbia, Missouri again denied having any sort of relationship with any Ghost. He said "I adamantly deny that I have ever had anything to do with any woman or any man in any type of par...
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Funny story: Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

For the first time since abandoning his presidential bid, former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani sat for an interview to discuss his run for the country's top office and his future plans with freelance journalist Joshua Binkley.
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Funny story: Presidency Renamed "Commander-In-Chiefency"

Presidency Renamed "Commander-In-Chiefency"

Washington, DC - The former office of President of the United States has been renamed Commander-in-Chief of the World, according to an announcement from CINCWHIHOU (formerly the White House).
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Funny story: Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Psychic surgeons have waged a five hour battle to remove what has been described as 'toxic pathogens' from Britney Spears' vagina.
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Funny story: Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...
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Funny story: Opus Dei hate mail factory bankrolled Cherie's spending binges

Opus Dei hate mail factory bankrolled Cherie's spending binges

London - (Satanic Cult Mess): Police investigating the missing HMRC discs containing personal details of up to 25 million Britons have stumbled across an internet link to a Opus Dei-affiliated debt-collecting agency that regularly sent out hate mail...
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Funny story: Pacers lack endgame strategy

Pacers lack endgame strategy

Promotions whiz Michael Grazzo was fired by the Indiana Pacers on this week when he couldn't come up with another cheesy gimmick to fill the final 30 seconds of down-time during the Pacers-Boston Celtics game at Conseco Fieldhouse.
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Funny story: Britney nuthouse motorcade escort cost LA taxpayers $3 million

Britney nuthouse motorcade escort cost LA taxpayers $3 million

Summit City, LA - (Crackpot Mess): The flawlessy-executed 1am operation to escort troubled singer Britney Spears to hospital cost LA taxpayers around $3 million - "and every penny a sound investment" - according to LAPD and Fire Department...
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Funny story: Watch Out: Beadle's Dead

Watch Out: Beadle's Dead

Jeremy Beadle, the much-loved prankster who was responsible for shows such as Game For A Laugh, You've Been Framed, and Beadle's About, has died aged 59 - or has he?...
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Funny story: British Davis Cup Team Prepare for Humiliation

British Davis Cup Team Prepare for Humiliation

The withdrawal of Andy Murray from Britain's Davis Cup team to face Argentina in Buenos Aires on clay has forced balding captain John Lloyd to concede that they're 'in for a right royal hammering' just a few days before the explosive...
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Funny story: Much of America in Deep Freeze

Much of America in Deep Freeze

Severe thunderstorms, tornadoes, blizzards and whiteouts encouraged by a drop in temperatures that, in some areas, plummeted by 50 degrees, has put much of the United States in a deep freeze.
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Funny story: Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

(Chipping Sodbury - AP) Scientists working at the University of Durham announced here that the long-awaited conclusion to the search for the key to the secret of the cosmos has been reached.
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