Funny story: Miley Elopes

Miley Elopes

Miley Cyrus and her rumoured boyfriend Nick Jonas were caught Sunday night at a Vegas Wedding Chapel, preparing to wed. The young couple had apparently been planning this for months, but never had a chance to get away from the parents long enough to...
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Funny story: RSPB express concern at North East Black Cat revival

RSPB express concern at North East Black Cat revival

RSPB spokesman Peter Hummingbird has expressed great concern at the threat to the continued wellbeing of the Magpie following a Black Cat population explosion in the North East of England.
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey enters race for the White House as Barack Obamas running mate.

Oprah Winfrey enters race for the White House as Barack Obamas running mate.

Oprah Winfrey has thrown her extremely popular and even more jaw droppingly wealthy hat into the Presidential ring during an afternoon interview with former President Bill Clinton on her world wide syndicated talk show 'Oprah'.
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Funny story: Naked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold

Naked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold

Florida - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Russian-born blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has signed a $5 million contract to appear naked in a ten-page centerfold spread for Hustler magazine according to reports.
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Funny story: Beadle's NOT about

Beadle's NOT about

Britain's best-loved TV Prankster has passed away. Mr Jeremy Beadle sadly died from pneumonia today, so Britain can breathe a huge sigh of relief knowing that only Noel Edmonds is the only one to avoid.
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Funny story: Scarborough to Lose Beach

Scarborough to Lose Beach

After months of speculation, Scarborough Borough Council confirmed this morning that Scarborough is to lose its beach.
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Funny story: Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity Chefs Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay Seek New Cause

Celebrity chefs all over the world are seeking the next "big cause" following the "success" of Jamie's school dinners and Hugh Firmly-Twitingly's "Chicken Out" campaign.
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Funny story: Red Phone Boxes to Be Turned into Smoking Shelters

Red Phone Boxes to Be Turned into Smoking Shelters

What's old, doesn't work and smells of wee? Not pensioners, but BT red telephone boxes. These scarlet iconic beauties were set to disappear from remote villages all over Britain, but have received a last minute reprieve from the Government.
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Funny story: WWF Slams Stupid Baby Bears Names as "Irresponsible"

WWF Slams Stupid Baby Bears Names as "Irresponsible"

The World Wildlife Fund has slammed "irresponsible" zoos for naming their cutest additions with distasteful and degrading names. "This has got to stop." said WWF Spokesperson Lucy Lastic," These bears are becoming a laughing...
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Funny story: Airline Pilot Loses Plot Midair After Learning of Beadle's Death

Airline Pilot Loses Plot Midair After Learning of Beadle's Death

A Canadian airline pilot had to be dragged screaming from his cockpit earlier today after hearing the news of Jeremy Beadle's death mid air. The co-pilot was wrestled to the ground by six men, tied up and carried to the rear of the plane screamin...
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Funny story: Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

It has a been a long time coming, but the way we fly is being given a major shake up. For once this is not about the cost of tickets or even about the environment. The new revolution is the way we are dress once in the cabin.
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Funny story: Winehouse Set to Star on TV Show "Intervention"

Winehouse Set to Star on TV Show "Intervention"

Though Amy Winehouse suggests to reporters that she looks "More normal" now than she did a few years ago, many were not surprised at the revelation that she will appear on "Intervention." Amy's only two remaining friends may...
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Funny story: Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Publicity stunts and Richard Branson go hand in hand and so todays tacky unveiling of a 25 foot tall breast milk fountain came as little surprise to any of the assembled stunt weary hacks assembled in the 'Womb Room' at the new 'Breast Mi...
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Funny story: New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

San Francisco, California - As an added convenience to the patients of medical marijuana, the California legislature has allowed for the introduction and distribution of cannabis vending machines throughout the Golden State as a part of a new experim...
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Funny story: Britney Spears "can be seen from space"

Britney Spears "can be seen from space"

Dramatic new images taken from the International Space Station seem to show that the troubled singer and some-time actress is clearly visible from space. Just like the Great Wall of China and Windows Vista, other man-made objects large enough to be...
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Funny story: Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion

Despite widespread rumors to the contrary, informants close to the former mayor report that his supposed bid for the GOP presidential nomination never happened.
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Funny story: Leona Helmsley's Dog "Trouble" Barks Gift to Dog Museum in Alabama

Leona Helmsley's Dog "Trouble" Barks Gift to Dog Museum in Alabama

Largely Johnson Jr., curator, caretaker, and founder of the World Dog Museum in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, announced that Trouble, who is a frequent visitor to the museum since becoming the world's wealthiest dog, was gifting the museum $250,000 to...
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Funny story: Beatles guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, set to retire

Beatles guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, set to retire

After 50 years of leading the international transendental meditation movement, 91 year-old Beatles guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, is set to retire. Growing weary of his busy schedule of meditating, though, he has yet to produce a successor. Succession...
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Funny story: Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...
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Funny story: McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.
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Funny story: Brown: Prime Minister Takes McFlurry Mandate

Brown: Prime Minister Takes McFlurry Mandate

Gordon Brown is to become the first leader of the 'McPolitics' party after he was expelled from Labour for being Britain's 'worst ever' premier.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to endorse Clinton

Osama Bin Laden to endorse Clinton

Osama Bin Laden is expected to endorse Hillary Rodham Clinton as the Democratic presidential candidate today. The world's chief terrorist is rumored to favor Clinton because "she'll terrorize America in ways I never thought of."
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Funny story: Apple Denies iPhone Virus

Apple Denies iPhone Virus

An Apple spokesman denied today that there were any problems with an iPhone virus. Reports of such a virus have been circulating among blogs and in technology magazines, but so far there has been no definitive evidence.
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Funny story: Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Williams sisters: Federer always welcome to therapeutic shag

Florida - (Cute & Shiny Black Ass Mess): Venus and Serena Williams have told reporters they are more than happy to give world number one tennis ace Roger Federer a thorough seeing-to after sports injury coaches recommended muscle relaxant therapy aft...
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani withdrew from the presidential race today. After his poor performance in Florida this was no surprise. But Giuliani then stunned the world by endorsing Ron Paul as Super Tuesday approaches.
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Funny story: Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

British Broadcaster, television presenter and song writer Mike Read is to write and produce a specially written song. The song in itself is for the ongoing battle at Liverpool F.C and Rafa Benitez.
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Funny story: Adding Value to Your Tax Refund

Adding Value to Your Tax Refund

In an attempt to bolster the economy even further, ZipsterTax has now added access to future year's returns. This novel product will allow their customers to get huge returns long before anyone who is not their customer, yet.
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Funny story: First sign of trouble and it's the old folks home for Nigella vow kids

First sign of trouble and it's the old folks home for Nigella vow kids

London - (Fat Arse Mess): Simpering corpulent TV cook Nigella Lawson's children have hit back at their Scrooge mother's vow to disinherit them from her tight-fisted estate by promising "to throw her in a seedy local authority old folks h...
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Funny story: Air Canada pilot claimed Mile High Club God-romp over the Atlantic

Air Canada pilot claimed Mile High Club God-romp over the Atlantic

Heathrow Airport - (Mile High Mess): An Air Canada pilot screamed at passengers through the plane's PA system that he "had just fellated God in the cockpit" and had received divine revelations during orgasm, according to psychiatric re...
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Funny story: JK Rowling behind militant Al Qaeda debt-collecting racket

JK Rowling behind militant Al Qaeda debt-collecting racket

Dutch Antilles - (Usury Mess): Notorious children's fiction plagiarist and fraudulent Harry Potter author JK Rowling is a principal shareholder behind a rogue offshore-registered holding company creaming off profits from an Al Qaeda-affiliated UK...
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Funny story: David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

Pesky cyclist and pompus MP David Cameron is to play the lead role in the new Bond film "The Shadow Whisper". He is set to star with Daniel Craig, as the right honourable gentleman. Early filming has been made of a gay kiss which includes t...
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Funny story: Tony Blair announces return to politics

Tony Blair announces return to politics

Today Tony Blair announced a return to the political fold, surprisingly against labour foe Gordon Brown. In a bizarre twist and life changing experience, the former PM is to stand for the old Bexley and Sidcup left in Derek Conway's departure. To...
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Funny story: Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - The Discovery shuttle blasted off today in the latest in a series of one (or maybe two, there was another, right?) successful lift-offs by the white shirted guys at NASA. Onlookers gasped in amazement as the shuttle burned through enough fuel to power all SUVs in the Los Angeles basin for the next 50 years.
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Funny story: Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

We report on a recent seminar given at FermiLab by the acclaimed particle physicist, Prof. H. Wonky Legg, the content of which will allow you, the reader, to judge whether particle physics is fun, or just downright daft.
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Funny story: GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...
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Funny story: CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS corporation, under the hand of media mogul Sumner Redstone, has announced it's intention to purchase content from Canada.
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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...
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