Funny story: Vanessa's Zac Attack

Vanessa's Zac Attack

Tweeny-bopper star Vanessa Hudgens has spoken publicly recently about plans to wait a while before marrying or having kids with her co-star boyfriend Zac Efron, but does she have a problem with kids?...
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Funny story: Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...
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Funny story: Scientology agents provocateur bid to spring Winehouse into Narconon rehab

Scientology agents provocateur bid to spring Winehouse into Narconon rehab

Roehampton, W London - (Heath Ledger Mess): Scientology agents provocateur have made successful covert contact with a livid Amy Winehouse at London's top drug-slag rehab The Priory.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Golden Showers to Saudi Royalty

Paris Hilton Gives Golden Showers to Saudi Royalty

In an never ending attempt to court the very rich, this landmark hotel gave admiring Saudi's more royal treatment by gifting them their solid gold shower fixtures from their most exclusive suites.
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Funny story: Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Paul Burrell continued to combine his two obsessions of headline grabbing and vulnerable women by having an affair with Kate Moss .
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Funny story: Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Noel and Liam Gallagher, siblings from world famous legendary rock band Oasis, have admitted that recording sessions while collaborating with the Tweenies have been 'tough'. The proposed new single, 'Stop The Tweenie Clock', has been in production he...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera writes a letter to Brazilian government

Christina Aguilera writes a letter to Brazilian government

Christina Aguilera in an unprecedented move wrote a letter to the Brazilian government to raise their consciousness over the Brazilian prison system.
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Funny story: Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.
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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale could live in Disneyland

Ashley Tisdale could live in Disneyland

Pretty socialite Ashley Tisdale gave an inspirational speech on why she lives in a real Disneyland and in fact is the only one that can afford to go to Milan:...
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Funny story: James Bond to have gay lover in new film

James Bond to have gay lover in new film

The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...
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Funny story: American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

Washington, D.C - Once again doing its part to help the America consumer in his or her time of need, the American and international food and consumer goods manufacturing conglomerates unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing...
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Funny story: Surreal twist as Peter Hain's overspending brings down French bank

Surreal twist as Peter Hain's overspending brings down French bank

Peter Hain was forced to resign today from his post as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions when it was revealed that his campaign to be deputy prime minister had spent over $7 billion dollars that rightfully belonged to French Bank Societe Gener...
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Funny story: Mr. Washington goes to Smith

Mr. Washington goes to Smith

College dropout and unabashed low-achiever Elton Washington announced to family and friends on Thursday that he planned to enter Smith Nursing School next year.
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Funny story: Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Ze French Fraudster who pinched 3.6 billion English Pounds or 660 billion French Francs 'as been named today as 31-year-old Evil Kerviel who worked een Société Générale's financing and Voleur division.
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Funny story: "Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

"Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

America's leading banks have reacted angrily to claims that a French rival, Societe General, has achieved the world's biggest trading fraud loss, worth $7bn.
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Funny story: Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists at the Texas Advanced Center for Inquiry (TACI) announced that they have calculated the probability of Britney Spears. Using IBM's "Blue Jeans" million processor supercomputer behemoth, the group processed data from the Human...
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Funny story: Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Al Gore Lists "Fudgie the Whale" as Endangered

Speaking recently before a group of environmentalists, Al Gore mentioned the Carvel Ice Cream cake "Fudgie the Whale" as listed on a prominent endangered species list. Gore had heard that patrons of Carvel's often use the frame of the w...
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Funny story: Giulidammerung: Twilight of the GOP

Giulidammerung: Twilight of the GOP

NYC - The Republican Opera House is proud to announces Giulidammerung, the last of the four opera that comprise Das Riun des Reagenungen (The Ruin of Reaganism), by Richard Viguerie. It will premiere at the RNC Konventionhaus on September 1, 2008.
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Funny story: Bush Farts and Wipes Trillions of Dollars Off Global Stock Markets

Bush Farts and Wipes Trillions of Dollars Off Global Stock Markets

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - It can now be revealed that a plate of Boston Baked Beans caused the recent plunge of global stock markets, when President Bush passed gas at an inopportune time while entertaining the foreign ministers of Saudi Arabia and J...
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Funny story: Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Policemen involved in a dispute over pay with Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, received a shot in the arm today from an unlikely source, as the National Union of Mineworkers announced that they were thro...
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Funny story: George Galloway disses Respect

George Galloway disses Respect

London - (Pathetic Mess): Tireless self-publicist and cross-dressing groveller on the Celebrity Big Brother show George Galloway has been booted out of his Respect Party (membership: 1) after a furious row about expense account perks.
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Funny story: Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...
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Funny story: Pluto in Capricorn: expect earthquakes says UN

Pluto in Capricorn: expect earthquakes says UN

UN HQ, NYC - (Monumental Mess): Astrologers meeting at the UN Security Council's strategic planning conference today have warned that Saturday 26 January's ingress of Pluto into the sign of Capricorn spells political earthquakes of a magnitu...
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Funny story: Peter Hain Arrested by Angry Coppers

Peter Hain Arrested by Angry Coppers

Peter Hain, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, has been arrested by angry police after dropping litter as he made his way to no. 10 Downing Street this morning. He is being held at a polic...
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Funny story: Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Democrat's South Carolina Strategy Revealed

Greenville, South Carolina (IPP) - The campaign strategy of Obama and Clinton has been revealed to the public by members of their staff.
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Funny story: Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Giuliani Strategy Speech Leaked to Public

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - Voters got a rare view of a presidential candidate's strategy speech before actually hearing it when it was leaked to the public by unknown sources on Wednesday. Here is a complete copy of the speech.
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Funny story: Hain resigns 'to clear his bank accounts'

Hain resigns 'to clear his bank accounts'

Whitehole, London - (Shambolic Mess): Peter Hain has been booted out of the Cabinet after Prime Monster Gorgon Brown grassed him up to the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Division "for failing to declare £103,000 of donations to the polic...
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Funny story: Ben Bernanke Saves Jim Cramer From Destruction

Ben Bernanke Saves Jim Cramer From Destruction

In a generous act of human compassion Helicopter Ben Bernanke, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, called and emergency meeting of the Board late on the night of January 21 to prevent TV host Jim Cramer (CNBC Mad Money) from going "postal...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens cameo role in REM's NYC sex shop comeback single video

Vanessa Hudgens cameo role in REM's NYC sex shop comeback single video

New York - (What-an-Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has guest-starred in a REM comeback single video filmed at the Babeland sex shop in New York City's Lower East Side this week.
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Funny story: Rogue trader wipes $7.1bn off Blair banking firm JP Morgan

Rogue trader wipes $7.1bn off Blair banking firm JP Morgan

Off the Wall St - (Embezzlement Mess): A rogue city trader, formerly head of acquisitions at troubled UK lender Northern Crock Bank, has wiped off over $7.1billion from the balance sheet of JP Morgan, the financial institution which has just signed u...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens photographed by paparazzo getting frisky with Zac Efron in the ambulance ride back to the ER; EMT gives blow-by-blow account

Vanessa Hudgens photographed by paparazzo getting frisky with Zac Efron in the ambulance ride back to the ER; EMT gives blow-by-blow account

Hollywood, California - Half dozen major tabloids are currently engaged in a high-priced bidding war, rumored to be in the millions, over a photo taken by a lucky paparazzo from the rear bay window of the ambulance that transported Vanessa Hudgens an...
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Funny story: Bush's Modest Proposal a Final Solution for Economic Woes

Bush's Modest Proposal a Final Solution for Economic Woes

WASHINGTON, DC - With skepticism about his proposed tax reform running high, and the sand running low in his presidential hourglass, George W. Bush is making a desperate bid to reverse America's current economic woes and leave a lasting imprint u...
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Funny story: Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger was found dead in New York City (sometimes referred to as Gotham). Rumors that this was a murder carried out by Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, and Mark Hamill have not been substantiated, according to local police.
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Funny story: Texas to Begin Testing High School Athletes for Steroids

Texas to Begin Testing High School Athletes for Steroids

The state of Texas will begin testing student athletes at the high school level for performance enhancing drugs (including steroids) beginning in February. This comes into effect due to a near unanimous vote by the state legislature to reduce drug u...
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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...
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