Funny story: President Bush Bets on Pats in Super Bowl

President Bush Bets on Pats in Super Bowl

President Bush today revealed his plan to balance the budget by betting on the New England Patriots in this year's Super Bowl. The Patriots are a 13 and a half point favorite over the New York Giants.
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Funny story: Neo-Nazis' disgust at Tom Cruise/Goebbels comparison

Neo-Nazis' disgust at Tom Cruise/Goebbels comparison

Berlin - (Mein Campf Mess): A sect of British neo-Nazis has hit out at suggestions that actor Tom Cruise is the Scientology cult's modern-day equivalent of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
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Funny story: President George Bush Clones Himself

President George Bush Clones Himself

President George W. Bush spent the day at Walter Reed Hospital having himself cloned. Doctors say that the "carbon copies" will gestate and be full size and ready to leave their test tube environment by late October.
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Funny story: Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.
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Funny story: 'Where's the Beef!?' 75-year-old grandmother arrested for disorderly conduct at a McDonalds drive-thru for not pulling up to the pickup window fast enough

'Where's the Beef!?' 75-year-old grandmother arrested for disorderly conduct at a McDonalds drive-thru for not pulling up to the pickup window fast enough

South Beach, Florida - Jean Merola, 75-year-old grandmother of eight, sat in her car at a McDonald's drive-thru waiting for her order of coffee and fries but not quite pulling forward to the pick up window because the cashier told her to wait, it...
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Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...
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Funny story: Prince William joins Mile High Club

Prince William joins Mile High Club

Following his disastrous first solo flight, Prince William has redeemed himself in the eyes of his Royal Air Force instructors and joined the prestigious Mile High...
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Funny story: Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

NARCISSUS, Nev. - In the field of candidates for the 2008 presidential election, some are looking for a clear winner. For one person, that search is over.
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Funny story: C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

The annual footballers bug C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis has hit record levels this January transfer window. Numerous soccer players and an increasing number of their agents have been reported as suffering from the symptoms.
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Funny story: Jeremy Paxman obessed with underwear

Jeremy Paxman obessed with underwear

Politicians will sleep a little easier tonight, knowing that Jeremy Paxman (or Pantsman as he is now known) has revealed his private passion - collecting underwear.
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Funny story: Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Fred Thompson Drops Out of GOP Race to Star In 'Rambo 5'

Former Tennessee Senator and Republican Presidential pipe-dreamer Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for the party's nomination and has signed on to play the son of Sylvester Stallone's Rambo in next year's...
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Funny story: Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan livid at cup fiasco

Keegan today revealed how very hurt he was at how standards had dropped at Newcastle.
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Funny story: Alcohol Can Increase the Risk of Getting Married

Alcohol Can Increase the Risk of Getting Married

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IPP) - Scientists at the Institute for the Preservation of Bachelorhood (IPOB) are warning bachelors that the use of alcohol can increase the risk of getting married.
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Funny story: Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, Spitzer Pharmaceuticals, makers of advanced pharmaceutical products, announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.
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Funny story: Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths, who many thought mated only to reproduce, have astounded the scientific world by exhibiting many of the characteristics of human sex, suggests a study published today. The report, "Moths and How They Do Each Other", examined the bre...
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Funny story: Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...
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Funny story: More Famous Celebrities Join Huckabee's Campaign

More Famous Celebrities Join Huckabee's Campaign

It was announced today by Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, and Republican Presidential Candidate that Mike Tyson, former boxing world champion and Tonya Harding, past world class figure skater, have joined his growing list of noteworthy ic...
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Funny story: 'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Farthead Productions today revealed that a new 'Carry On' film is to be made about the life and times of a typical England Manager...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Opens Gay Bar

Osama Bin Ladin Opens Gay Bar

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin earned and saved enough money from the sale of goat gonads that he was able to open a gay bar for his band of lonely mujahideen bandoleros and fighters.
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Funny story: Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.
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Funny story: Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Gordon Brown received an official warning, today, from legal teams representing the violent and dispossessed gangs of London.
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Funny story: The Pack looses track

The Pack looses track

In the recent NFC championship game, the Pack gets fudge packed by the NY Giants.
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Funny story: Giraffe found strangled to death at Brookfield Zoo; ladder found beside lifeless body may contain clues

Giraffe found strangled to death at Brookfield Zoo; ladder found beside lifeless body may contain clues

Chicago, Illinois - Brookfield Zoo officials were stunned to find the lifeless body of their beloved 11-year-old male giraffe named "Dusti" in his enclosure yesterday evening. Because there appears to be no sign of a struggle, police suspec...
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Funny story: Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

The U.S. government was reeling from multi-trillion dollar debts when it seized on the perfect way to make infinite profits - starting its own religion. The President and Vice-President went before Congress to announce the start of The Church of Amer...
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Funny story: Pundits Denounce War On Martin Luther King, Jr Day

Pundits Denounce War On Martin Luther King, Jr Day

Charleston, SC - Standing next to the Confederate flag flying on state capital grounds, a group of
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens rushes Zac Efron back to the ER, after he busts a stitch from his vasectomy, trying to bust a move on her

Vanessa Hudgens rushes Zac Efron back to the ER, after he busts a stitch from his vasectomy, trying to bust a move on her

Hollywood, California - Acting against his surgeon's medical advice to go home, rest up and avoid becoming aroused so that the stitches from his vasectomy would...
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Funny story: Royal College of Needlework displays missionaries' FGM sewing samplers

Royal College of Needlework displays missionaries' FGM sewing samplers

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Two hundred years of missionaires' sewing techniques are on show at a Royal College of Needlework exhibition devoted to educational samplers demonstrating appropriate stitching techniques to foreign heathens hell b...
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