Funny story: TheSpoof.com writers go on strike - Apocalypse Now

TheSpoof.com writers go on strike - Apocalypse Now

Writers at the notorious TheSpoof.com newspaper have gone on strike. The 4000-strong membership has agreed on keystroke strike till the newspaper starts paying them.
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Funny story: Roosevelt Island residents' disgust at Blair house move reports

Roosevelt Island residents' disgust at Blair house move reports

East River, NY - (Preposterous Mess): Roosevelt Island residents are up in arms over reports that JP Morgan whore and ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is eyeing up bijou apartments in the Westview residential block on Main Street after ex-island reside...
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Funny story: Diana to testify at own inquest via College of Psychic Studies videolink

Diana to testify at own inquest via College of Psychic Studies videolink

London - (Presposterous Mess): Princess Diana has been called as a witness at her own inquest after the coroner cracked and agreed to Mohammed Fayed procuring the services of a London College of Psychic Studies channeling psychic who will t...
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Funny story: Man, 101, on the Run!

Man, 101, on the Run!

A spritely 101 year old is going to run in The London Marathon this year and is already training in preparation for it. He can actually bend over and tie his laces in his Nike trainers.
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Funny story: Archbishop in the frame

Archbishop in the frame

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams is the latest name in the hat for the vacant managerial position at Newcastle.
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Funny story: FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

Washington, DC - Now you can chew your way out of the weight gain you chewed your way into by simply chewing on the newly approved FDA sugar-free diet gum all day long. Just make sure you are near a bathroom as you may experience weight loss nearly i...
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Funny story: News At Ten returns amid reports it once employed IRA bombers posing as reporters

News At Ten returns amid reports it once employed IRA bombers posing as reporters

London - (Diabloical Mess): ITV flagship eighties' news show News At Ten has made a dramatic comeback.
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Funny story: More Information Released on Twins Who Married

More Information Released on Twins Who Married

More information has been released on the twins that were separated at birth and then later accidentally married each other. This magazine has learned that the couple were actually siamese twins and were literally separated surgically at the age of...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Fails To Appear For Latest Custody Hearing

Britney Spears Fails To Appear For Latest Custody Hearing

Britney failed to make an appearance at the latest custody hearing for her children, allowing her attorneys to speak in her behalf. The former Pop Princess, instead, took the occasion to help her sister Jamie Lynn shop for maternity clothing and to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...
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Funny story: College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

South Bend, IN - In an unprecedented move, the NCAA has awarded the Notre Dame Fighting Irish one additional loss to their 2007 season.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown conducts removal of Peter Hain's body parts

Gordon Brown conducts removal of Peter Hain's body parts

London (World Muse Bureau) - British PM Gordon Brown backs removal of body parts without consent...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...
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Funny story: Max Clifford unveils plans for Murat

Max Clifford unveils plans for Murat

Since Madeleine McCann's disappearance on 3rd May last year, the world and its dog's eyes have been gripped by the unfolding of this sorry drama. Four of those eyes are those of Max Clifford, and his dog Molly, a 4 year old Dalmatian.
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Funny story: Diana was secretly planning a job on the board of Northern Rock

Diana was secretly planning a job on the board of Northern Rock

In a desperate bid for publicity, Paul Burrell, former butler to Princess Diana, has shocked the world with the revelation that she was secretly planning to take up an executive position on the board of failed bank Northern Rock.
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Funny story: Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...
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Funny story: Dyslexics demand name change

Dyslexics demand name change

A hoarde of angry protesters gathered outside the offices of Dictionary Inc earlier today to demand a change to the usage of the term dyslexic.
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Funny story: Hospital Patient Becomes Latest Victim of Indian Conkers

Hospital Patient Becomes Latest Victim of Indian Conkers

A hospital patient undergoing treatment for a Burst Appendix has become the latest unfortunate victim of the much-feared ancient South Asian pastime of Indian Conkers, it has been reported today.
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Funny story: News of the World "dragging its heels" over Maddy case

News of the World "dragging its heels" over Maddy case

The News of the World has been criticised for its slowness and ineptitude in solving the case of Madeleine McCann, who has now been missing for 256 days. The newspaper, which has been officially investigating the case since its beginnings, has recen...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.
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Funny story: Queen knew Burrell was a jumped-up blackmailing little scrounger

Queen knew Burrell was a jumped-up blackmailing little scrounger

Buckingham Palace - (Bas Ass Mess): The Queen always knew that Diana's former butler Paul Burrell was a jumped-up nonentity dedicated to carving a stellar career for himself through blackmail and arselicking of stratospheric proportions according...
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Funny story: Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

Patriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!

DC - Superbowl 2008 will feature a matchup between the New England Patriots football team and the Bush Crime Family.
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Funny story: Hasnat Khan was Diana's heroin mule inquest told

Hasnat Khan was Diana's heroin mule inquest told

London - (Narcotic Ass Mess): The inquest into Princess Diana's death has heard that Hasnat Khan was her top UK heroin smuggling mule and that the romantic spin was a well-run smokescreen.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama

The Clinton Campaign announced today they plan on filing a lawsuit against Barack Obama and his campaign. They will also be seeking an injunction early Monday morning to prevent him from following through with his scheduled interviews the day before...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs proudly presents the latest Apple iNnovation: The Tata Nano iPod people's virtual car

Steve Jobs proudly presents the latest Apple iNnovation: The Tata Nano iPod people's virtual car

Silicon Valley, California - Apple presents: The Tata Nano iPod people's virtual car. Like iTunes, you will be able to download it directly from the Internet into your iPod. It comes with THX surround sound, giving the user the full sensation of...
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Funny story: Zac Efron speaks out against Military Draft

Zac Efron speaks out against Military Draft

New York-- Legal research documentation, shows the military violates the Constitution when it drafts solders. The military and government agencies cannot even force men between the ages of 18 to 25 to register with the selective service.
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