Funny story: Top fashion statement in 2007 - Bilawal Bhutto's 'perfectly' waxed eyebrows

Top fashion statement in 2007 - Bilawal Bhutto's 'perfectly' waxed eyebrows

In today's highly fashion-conscious world where hirsute women drop thousands of dollars at hair-waxing salons to get their upper lips, chins and bushy brows deforested, Bilawal Bhutto's waxed eyebrows have topped the fashion...
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Funny story: Man breaks resolution record

Man breaks resolution record

CHARLOTTE - A Charlotte man broke the world's record for breaking a New Year's resolution.
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Funny story: 100,000 Iowans to Decide the Fate of the Western World

100,000 Iowans to Decide the Fate of the Western World

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Don't ever let it be said that Iowans take their caucusing lightly. Here is a sample of some of the issues and questions the caucusers would like answered by the cocksure Presidential hopefuls.
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Funny story: Winehouse husband 'does a Britney' shaving off hair after failed dope test fears

Winehouse husband 'does a Britney' shaving off hair after failed dope test fears

HMP Belmarsh, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse's husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil has stunned fellow inmates by secretly shaving off all his bodily hair following reports he'd failed a urine test for crack cocaine use.
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Funny story: Whoopee cushion landmine blast kills Somali colonel

Whoopee cushion landmine blast kills Somali colonel

Mogadishu, Somalia - (Bad Ass Mess): The Al-Kebab terror group has claimed responsibility for the killing of a senior Somali colonel after planting a whoopee cushion landmine on his chair at work on New Year's Eve.
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Funny story: Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

"It started as a gag, but then people started sending me money. It wasn't supposed to go this far." said Mr. Paul, who then revealed that he is really an unemployed circus clown named Barney Klemperer.
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Funny story: EU Vagina Tax

EU Vagina Tax

Following EU plans to tax male members next year, women will not escape as their bits are going to be measured too. Forms are, as we speak, being prepared in Brussels ready for the Tax year 2008 and girls over 16 years of age, will face a 'Hole T...
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Funny story: This time, SIZE IS Important - A New Tax For Men Only

This time, SIZE IS Important - A New Tax For Men Only

For years, centuries even, Men have always bragged about the size of their peckers as if it were important. Now in a shocking new revelation it will be important and finally the truth will come out.
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Funny story: Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads

Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads

Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.
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Funny story: Ron Paul War Strategy Unveiled

Ron Paul War Strategy Unveiled

Ron Paul, in a striking move to appease pro-war conservatives, today announced that he has changed his battle strategy in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan, among other places.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker...
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Funny story: Al Gore Pushes H2 Tax On Sun

Al Gore Pushes H2 Tax On Sun

We all hear about our use of carbon based fuels and how they are apparently killing our planet but, according to global warming scare monger Al Gore, there is a bigger danger to us all. This danger comes from the sun and its bigger and bigger use of...
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Funny story: John Prescott World Record

John Prescott World Record

It's official, in a secret dossier, known only to myself and several million Daily Mirror readers, John Prescott has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the fattest bastard to ever enter British politics.
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Funny story: HELL: The Whole Story

HELL: The Whole Story

New Delhi, India: Today, I was told of a Nun, working as a missionary in Calcutta, who was bitten by a Black Mamba. Sadly, within minutes the poor woman died and went to heaven (as Nuns often do, provided they keep their habits clean!).
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Funny story: Clinton Beats Around Bush

Clinton Beats Around Bush

News was leaked out that the following letter was found at the bottom of an FAA employee's inbox. The unamed clerk has since been dismissed for not actioning the idea.
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