There were 828 spoof news stories published in January 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.
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Funny story: Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.
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Funny story: Naked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold

Naked Sharapova signs up for Valentine's Day Hustler centerfold

Florida - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Russian-born blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has signed a $5 million contract to appear naked in a ten-page centerfold spread for Hustler magazine according to reports.
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Funny story: Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond

Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond

Los Angeles, California The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obam...
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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old pregnant sister of Britney Spears and star of Zoey 101, announced on her web site last week that being 16 and pregnant is "like totally awesome" and encouraged other young teens to become pregnant too.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens rushes to Zac Efron's hospital bedside; Efron's emergency services delayed because of it

Vanessa Hudgens rushes to Zac Efron's hospital bedside; Efron's emergency services delayed because of it

Hollywood, California - Although Zac Efron is okay now, fellow hospital patients say it was touch and go for a while there, as emergency services were delayed for a period upon his arrival at the hospital. According to hospital admission records, Zac...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens demands Zac Efron get an emergency vasectomy before the shooting of "High School Musical 3"

Vanessa Hudgens demands Zac Efron get an emergency vasectomy before the shooting of "High School Musical 3"

Hollywood, California - Now the truth comes out about Zac Efron's trip to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center a day after his emergency surgery. It was not, as first reported in the media, to have Efron's appendix removed. That...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus getting Gum Job?

Miley Cyrus getting Gum Job?

The Entertainment World and Cosmetic Surgery is getting stranger everyday. Who had ever heard of gum surgery? Yep. That's right. Miley Cyrus, star of the hit tween show 'Hannnah Montana', and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is said to be unde...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...
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Funny story: Abhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories

Abhishek Bachchan denies celibate marriage, gay porno video stories

Mumbai - (Ludicrous Mess): Bollywood movie star Abhishek Bachchan has hit out at persistent reports that his nine month marriage to green-eyed screen goddess and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai is a celibate affair, "a passionless marriage of co...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million

Britney Spears Net Worth Estimated at $125 Million

Accountants estimate that the net worth of Britney Spears, rumored to be running out of money, at $125,000,000. Sales of her photos, videos, albums, and signature perfume line are estimated to profit other companies about $400 million a year. If...
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Funny story: "High School Musical 3" star, Zac Efron, hospitalized for emergency tummy tuck, hair implants and Mighty Whitey Picasso dental veneers

"High School Musical 3" star, Zac Efron, hospitalized for emergency tummy tuck, hair implants and Mighty Whitey Picasso dental veneers

Hollywood, California - A day after the Disney announcement that Zac Efron would be rejoining is co-stars for the sequel "High School Musical 3", the 21-year-old entered into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for emergency plastic surgery. Efron...
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Funny story: French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.
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Funny story: Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.
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Funny story: The 21 First Centry High School Musical 3

The 21 First Centry High School Musical 3

Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez are know as good students - they don't drink, don't do drugs, but that's all going to change in High School Musical 3 - The Teenage Years. The plot is Troy and Gabriella try drugs for the first time and they get ad...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Goes for another Jonas!

Miley Cyrus Goes for another Jonas!

After teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus (15) broke up with her boyfriend, the youngest of the Jonas Brothers and tween heart throb Nick Jonas, she's decided to take a new look at a celebrity crush: Joe Jonas - Nick's older brother, and lead sin...
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Funny story: 'Open' legs distraction: Maria Sharapova in M & S Knickers

'Open' legs distraction: Maria Sharapova in M & S Knickers

Blonde beauty and Russian tennis ace, Maria Sharapova has caused a storm in the Australian Open Tennis championships by thrashing Belgian Justine Henin.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens photographed by paparazzo getting frisky with Zac Efron in the ambulance ride back to the ER; EMT gives blow-by-blow account

Vanessa Hudgens photographed by paparazzo getting frisky with Zac Efron in the ambulance ride back to the ER; EMT gives blow-by-blow account

Hollywood, California - Half dozen major tabloids are currently engaged in a high-priced bidding war, rumored to be in the millions, over a photo taken by a lucky paparazzo from the rear bay window of the ambulance that transported Vanessa Hudgens an...
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Funny story: FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

The Federal Communications Commission has ruled that "the human buttocks are a sexual organ" in a landmark decision against the television show NYPD Blue. In a case dating back to 2004, the FCC fined the network $27,500 for each of the 52 television...
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Funny story: Brunei dumps Sarkozy

Brunei dumps Sarkozy

Paris, France - (Bare Ass Mess): Italian topless model Carla Brunei has dumped her French president lover Nicholas Sarkozy and shacked up with a "loaded Russian oligarch" in an Ile St Louis apartment according to reports from Paris today.
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Funny story: Miley's Revenge for Nick

Miley's Revenge for Nick

The rumors of a relationship between Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus have been confirmed, and we finally know why they have been keeping it a secret all this time.
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Funny story: Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Proposes to Vanessa Hudgens

Zac Efron Proposes to Vanessa Hudgens

Disney's High School Musical stars and heart throbs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are back in the spotlight. It has been reported and confirmed that Efron proposed to Hudgens on January 16, 2008.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Star of teen nick's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears who was announced 12 weeks pregnant in December 2007 had launched a teen maternity line. The star has called her line "PREGteen by Jamie."...
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Funny story: World's Biggest TV Allows Busty British Actress To Work Again

World's Biggest TV Allows Busty British Actress To Work Again

Watching Fat Club will never be the same again after the world's biggest plasma television was unveiled yesterday. The whopping 150-inch Panasonic widescreen TV will enable viewers to watch everything in larger than life-size which is welcome rel...
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Funny story: 'K-Fed poisoned me with hallucinogenic tampax' Britney tells shrinks

'K-Fed poisoned me with hallucinogenic tampax' Britney tells shrinks

Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Britney Spears has told an LA hospital's psych ward shrinks that ex-husband K-Fed 'put hallucinogens in her tampax' in an attempt to poison her with mind-control drugs.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens rushes Zac Efron back to the ER, after he busts a stitch from his vasectomy, trying to bust a move on her

Vanessa Hudgens rushes Zac Efron back to the ER, after he busts a stitch from his vasectomy, trying to bust a move on her

Hollywood, California - Acting against his surgeon's medical advice to go home, rest up and avoid becoming aroused so that the stitches from his vasectomy would...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens cameo role in REM's NYC sex shop comeback single video

Vanessa Hudgens cameo role in REM's NYC sex shop comeback single video

New York - (What-an-Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has guest-starred in a REM comeback single video filmed at the Babeland sex shop in New York City's Lower East Side this week.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride

Miley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride

During a thanksgiving dinner, Nick Jonas announced to his long time girlfriend Miley Cyrus that he was breaking up with her in order to marry a Russian woman through a foreign marriage agency.
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Funny story: "Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning" Zac speaks back!

"Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning" Zac speaks back!

Teen disney superstar Zac Efron finally has something to say to the media concerning the claims of a female co-star, who told TheSpoof.com that Efron always walks around without knickers on in the morning. "Cant a guy get a little breeze down ther...
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Funny story: Is K-Fed the daddy of Jamie-Lynn's baby? Has K-Fed joined polygamous Utah sect?

Is K-Fed the daddy of Jamie-Lynn's baby? Has K-Fed joined polygamous Utah sect?

When Britney's younger sister Jamie-Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy before Christmas the rumour mill went crazy. Each day brings more startling news about 16 year old Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy.
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Funny story: Zac Efron Comes Out of the Closet

Zac Efron Comes Out of the Closet

When Zac Efron heard about Heath Ledger's death, he was practically in tears. "I really looked up to him, not only as an actor, but as a man," the High School Musical star admits.
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Funny story: Vanessa Anne Hudgens Spotted with another Man!

Vanessa Anne Hudgens Spotted with another Man!

Disney's high school musical star Vanessa Hudgens has been spotted at the cheesecake factory with another man.
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Funny story: Is Zac Efron going punk?

Is Zac Efron going punk?

High School Muscical's Heartthrob, Zac Efron was spotted at a LA tattoo parlour. The tattoo parlour, "Old Skool Tattoos" was open just for Efron.
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Funny story: Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

An organization of small breasted women, calling themselves "The Young and the Chestless," have sued the Federal Government and F.E.M.A. (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) for not responding quickly enough to their medical condition. The ladi...
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Funny story: Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning

Zac doesnt wear boxers in the morning

A High School Musical co-star commented earlier today on how fellow actor Zac Efron wears no underwear in the morning. This statement clearly did not sit well with long time girlfriend of Mr Efron - Vannessa Hudgens. Hudgens accused the unnamed fe...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...
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Funny story: Hair extensions glue may be affecting Britney's brain claim trichologists

Hair extensions glue may be affecting Britney's brain claim trichologists

California - (Pathetic Mess): Britney Spears' love affair with hair extensions may be at the root of significant deviant behavior according to specialists at the Seedy-Signs Hospital in LA.
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Funny story: European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.
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Funny story: Middle School Science teacher designs curriculum around fire and flatulence

Middle School Science teacher designs curriculum around fire and flatulence

Middle school Science teacher, Pandora Boxer has her 8th grade student's undivided attention. Reports say this unconventional, veteran teacher has tapped into her student's natural proclivity to burn things and fart. "They love these two activiti...
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Funny story: Did Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?

Did Sharapova drain the manhood from Federer's loins 24 hours before Djokovic semi-final?

Melbourne, Australia - (Shagging Awful Mess): The Ruling Council of the World Tennis Match-Throwing Association is holding an official enquiry amid reports that blonde Russian women's tennis ace and Australian Women's Open champion Maria Shar...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna

Tom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
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Funny story: Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Wavering, Arizona-based company, Taser Provincial announced its new product today, the taser/vibrating dildo. The C5 taser/vibrating dildo is different from other models in that it is designed take care of all bedroom needs instead of possibly just o...
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Funny story: Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...
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Funny story: Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story
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Funny story: Masturbation "to be Olympic sport by 2016"

Masturbation "to be Olympic sport by 2016"

The IOC has given its strongest hint yet that Masturbation may be introduced at the 2016 games as an official sport. The games' organisation has long been lobbied by those involved in the activity and many now feel that its time has come.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens: Next Obama Girl

Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Elopes Overseas

Jamie Lynn Spears Elopes Overseas

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of teen nick's "Zoey 101" and mum-to-be has been spotted travelling to Puerto Rico, South America with her child's daddy on new years.
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Funny story: Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.
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Funny story: Nick Jonas dates an Iranian girl

Nick Jonas dates an Iranian girl

Nick, the youngest of The Jonas brothers, has reportedly been cheating on Miley cyrus with an Iranian girl called "Sarvenaz" - proclaimed by all as the most beuatiful Iranian girl in LA.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus's Identity Crisis

Miley Cyrus's Identity Crisis

It seems that teeny-bopper Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is having an identity crisis. The fifteen-year old was reportedly seen walking the streets in her Hannah Montana wig, even though she had no interviews or appearances scheduled.
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Funny story: CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...
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Funny story: Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...
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Funny story: Hasnat Khan was Diana's heroin mule inquest told

Hasnat Khan was Diana's heroin mule inquest told

London - (Narcotic Ass Mess): The inquest into Princess Diana's death has heard that Hasnat Khan was her top UK heroin smuggling mule and that the romantic spin was a well-run smokescreen.
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Funny story: The Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?

The Gosellin Family Giving Birth to Eight More?

John and Kate Gosselin of the hit family show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" will be reportedly giving birth to eight more!...
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Funny story: Scout Badges Re-Vamp

Scout Badges Re-Vamp

The list of scout badges has recently been extended to 69, with the addition of a variety of more modern activity badges. Scouts can now earn badges for such diverse activities as quad bike racing, fruit salad making, and pensioner-baiting. The list...
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Funny story: World's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam

World's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam

Amid a report in the British newspaper News of the World that singer Britney Spears was looking to convert to Islam, the faith of her current beau and paparazzio Adnan Ghalib, the World's one billion Muslims have collectively stated that...
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Funny story: Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

New York City, New York (IPP) - Most people that see the movie "Cloverfield" leave the movie thinking that what they just saw on the big screen was merely science fiction. Nothing could be further from the truth.
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Funny story: Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi

Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi

Crumbling former teen pop songstress Britney Spears is reported to be so concerned with the sudden lack of press coverage she is receiving that she has reportedly turned to plastic surgery to enhance her chances of being snapped.
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Funny story: Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
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Funny story: 'Abhishek firing blanks' says Aishwarya, blaming dodgy astrologers for pregnancy hopes

'Abhishek firing blanks' says Aishwarya, blaming dodgy astrologers for pregnancy hopes

Bollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Bollywood movie queen Aishwarya Rai has vented her fury on dodgy wedding astrologers who drew up her marriage chart nine months ago predicting superstud husband Abhishek Bachchan would impregnate her with twin girls...
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Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.
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Funny story: Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...
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Funny story: First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

First Draft of Poe's "The Raven" Found

NEW YORK, NY (AP Newsliar) - An early version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" has been discovered in the upper west side building where the famed American poet and author once lived.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens splits with boyfriend after nude scandal

Vanessa Hudgens splits with boyfriend after nude scandal

AMSTERDAM-High school musical start Vanessa Hudgens has split up with boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron.
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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...
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Funny story: John Cena taking Drugs

John Cena taking Drugs

It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...
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Funny story: Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

London - (Reuterus): Giant replicas of Princess Diana's fanny, Heather Mills' missing leg and a sunbed-ready Camilla are on the Culture Secretary's shortlist to grace Trafalgar Square's empty plinth.
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Funny story: Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Popular singing star Eminem, who was bullied as a child, is to change his name in a bid to break into the mainstream music market, and to attempt to shed his image as an idiot.
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Funny story: California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and...
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears - A Horrifying New Drug Scandal

Jamie Lynn Spears - A Horrifying New Drug Scandal

Britney Spears, Britney Spears. Where to start? She had two young boys in two short years, has been to rehab four times, been married for 56 hours, and also married K-Fed (that tells us something). She's been accused of neglecting and abusing her children, has lost custody of them, gotten divorced from Kevin Federline, shaved her head, and has been caught in the act of vandalising paporazzo...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Zac Efron Diagnosed With OCD!

Triple threat and teen hottie Zac Efron has just been diagnosed with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). He's had all the girls screaming from his dazzling smile and side-swept golden brown locks, not to mention his perfect chiseled body, but wh...
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Funny story: Mile High German Nudist Airways maiden flight

Mile High German Nudist Airways maiden flight

Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according to reports.
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver gets his cock out and shows it to chicks in Snuff Movie

Jamie Oliver gets his cock out and shows it to chicks in Snuff Movie

Stud muffin super chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid.
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Funny story: Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Al Gore Alarmed Over CO2 in Soda and Beer

Citing potential statistics on Global Warming, environmentalist champion Al Gore challenged the world to halt production of carbonated beverages such as soda and beer. "We must reduce unnecessary CO2 emissions," droned Gore, sipping a flat...
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Funny story: Zac Efron comes out of closet

Zac Efron comes out of closet

Young disney star Zac Efron (19) finally got out of the closet. After he locked him self up, his parents, priest and even the police tried in vain to get him out of there.
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Funny story: President Bush Files Lawsuit Against Cartoon Character

President Bush Files Lawsuit Against Cartoon Character

United States President George W. Bush did something today that no sitting American President has never done: he filed a lawsuit against and individual while still in office. Bush filed the suit against Disney caroon character Jiminy Cricket in Wash...
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Funny story: Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".
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Funny story: General Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism

General Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism

DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
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Funny story: UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.
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Funny story: Zac Efron speaks out against Military Draft

Zac Efron speaks out against Military Draft

New York-- Legal research documentation, shows the military violates the Constitution when it drafts solders. The military and government agencies cannot even force men between the ages of 18 to 25 to register with the selective service.
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Funny story: Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
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Funny story: Frantic family search for Marlon Brando/Bobby Kennedy gay footage

Frantic family search for Marlon Brando/Bobby Kennedy gay footage

Los Angeles - (AssoCIAted Mess): Executors acting for Chrstian Brando's estate have joined his relatives in a frantic bid to seize and destroy 1960s footage of the Oscar-winning actor and Bobby F Kennedy cavorting naked in a Bel Air swimming pool...
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Funny story: Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson To Play Teenage Maddie in £2m Musical

Emma Watson, the teenage Harry Potter sensation, is set to play the teenage Maddie McCann in a new musical that's going to sweep the box office this spring. The blockbuster, directed by Love Actually's Richard Curtis, will al...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.
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Funny story: Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

In a rapidly breaking story, it appears that many leading GOP politicians have been injured in an apocalyptic fire at a hitherto unknown "Snake Complex", including the long-shot racist candidate
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Funny story: Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...
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Funny story: 2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

The London Olympics scheduled for 2012 may have to be cancelled if the European Commission is successful in the legal challenge it is bringing against the UK government.
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Funny story: Cuba Launches New Cruise Ship

Cuba Launches New Cruise Ship

Havana, Cuba (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise and Republic of Cuba has launched a new Cruise ship. The name of the new ship is El Mojon de la Caribbean.
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Funny story: Federer: "Djokovic easily tossed aside in three straight sets"

Federer: "Djokovic easily tossed aside in three straight sets"

Melbourne, Australia - (Walkover Mess): "I'm thinkng six love, six-love, six-love for Friday evening's exhibition masterclass," Roger Federer predicted about his Australian Open semi-finals match against shit-hot Croatian wonderboy...
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Funny story: James Bond to have gay lover in new film

James Bond to have gay lover in new film

The new James Bond film title is out and so it would seem is 007. According to the producers, James Bond will take a number of lovers both female and male in what is a major departure for the world's most famous spy. In a move destined to stun mo...
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Funny story: Clay Aiken Found Naked

Clay Aiken Found Naked

America's Idol runner up Clay Aiken was found in a situation he will not soon forget. Friday January 4th at approximately 11pm EST Clay Aiken was found jogging naked in Capland park not 3 miles from his home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
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Funny story: New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...
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Funny story: It was Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan that Diana was screwing, says ex-wife Jemima

It was Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan that Diana was screwing, says ex-wife Jemima

London - (Balls-up Mess): Jemima Goldsmith Khan, ex-wife of Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan, has waded into the Princess Diana controversy about which Mr Khan HRH was actually bonkers over.
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Funny story: Cherie Blair converts to Hinduism

Cherie Blair converts to Hinduism

New Delhi, India- (World Muse Bureau): Cherie Blair, wife of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, today converted to Hinduism. She visited the famous Akhshardham temple in New Delhi and took part in the traditional ceremony.
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Funny story: Vanessa's Zac Attack

Vanessa's Zac Attack

Tweeny-bopper star Vanessa Hudgens has spoken publicly recently about plans to wait a while before marrying or having kids with her co-star boyfriend Zac Efron, but does she have a problem with kids?...
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Funny story: Mr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium

Mr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium

Cornwall, England - Officials and patrons of the Blue Reef Aquarium were taken aback when early one morning they awoke to find an overnight guest in Louis the octopus's aquarium. Mr. Potato Head of "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2&quo...
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Funny story: Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

The latest series of Postman Pat has caused massive controversy over its adult content. Mothers and fathers have expressed their 'concern' at the level of explicit sex scenes, hardcore swearing and excessive drug taking.
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