Funny story: Mad Dog to be Destroyed

Mad Dog to be Destroyed

US military prosecutors are putting the finishing touches to the first major case against Guantanamo Bay inmates suspected to have helped plot the September 11 attacks.
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Funny story: Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse is in a state of severe shock at the news that her favorite North London watering hole, Camden's Whorely Arms, has gone up in a huge inferno that has destroyed the livelihoods of the area's top...
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Funny story: Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Fox News broke its own rules today and did a major story on Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. The company's chairman, Roger Ailes, explained the decision rather simply: "Now that he's not in the race any more,...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.
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Funny story: Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.
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Funny story: Lourdes to Close!

Lourdes to Close!

The French have been given six months to come up with a miraculous cure, or their famous Pilgrimage Site will be closed down. The small town of Lourdes in France has apparently become a shrine when Roman Catholic Nun, Sister Bernadet...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson booked to sing at Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding

Michael Jackson booked to sing at Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Dysfunctional Mess): Singer Michael Jackson will entertain wedding guests at Jenna Bush and Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar's May 10th nuptials at the Predator Chapel Ranch presidential family home in Crawford.
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Funny story: Cher's face breaks in show-stopping act

Cher's face breaks in show-stopping act

Part of Cher's face cracked and fell off during a press conference announcing that she will headline a Las Vegas show at Caesars Palace.
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Funny story: Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

The controversy over who is the best looking male tennis player in the world heated up to a new level today. In a hastily convened press conference Roger Federer a...
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Funny story: Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

Former Aide to Mitt Romney Says He Quit Presidential Race Because of Looming "Cheese-Gate" Scandal

BOSTON, MA -- A former aide to Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts who recently dropped out of the Presidential race because he claimed "he hated to lose," says that Romney dropped out of the race for an entirely different rea...
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Funny story: I Am Princess Margaret's Lovechild Too - Bobby Brown

I Am Princess Margaret's Lovechild Too - Bobby Brown

Controversial rapper and American R&B singer Bobby Brown has come forward today to support claims by lunatic-fringe would-be royalty Mr Robert Brown that he is Princess Margaret's lovechild by Group Captain Townsend.
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Funny story: Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.
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Funny story: America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

YOUNGSTOWN,OH -- The BARD (Berets and Red Dresses) group of Youngstown were host to what was thought to be a routine stump speech by America's first black President, but turned out to be anything but.
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Funny story: Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Blair the EU's George (Bush In) Washington? What an Opus Dei one whore's race!

Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift

Britney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift

Britney Spears is reportedly very distressed at the media coverage of her hospital admissions. Under the advice of her Psychiatrist, Dr Felix Erboob, she has been advised to travel incognito and go and visit a few places to chill out.
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Funny story: The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

His Supreme Dark Lord, The Devil, has helped the winner of the German cooking talent show "Chef Idol" to open his own Chinese restaurant by presenting him with a specially made magic wok.
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Funny story: Mills/McCartney divorce court show-down to reveal massive Beatles fraud

Mills/McCartney divorce court show-down to reveal massive Beatles fraud

Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.
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Funny story: White House 2008 hearts 'n' minds: McCain warned of impending fatal coronary

White House 2008 hearts 'n' minds: McCain warned of impending fatal coronary

Washington DC - (Cardiac Mess): GOP wannabe presidential nominee John McCain is heading for an imminent fatal coronary according to astrological analysis from the World Wiccan Council AGM at the Du Pont Circle HQ this weekend.
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Funny story: Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

SYDNEY, New South Wales - A demonstration in Centennial Park brought together close to 3,000 women protesters. Fortunately, most of them were wearing thongs, so the Fire Brigade didn't have to be called.
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Funny story: Ipswich Killer Inspires New Law-Murder By Coincidence

Ipswich Killer Inspires New Law-Murder By Coincidence

The man standing trial for the murder of five Ipswich prostitutes has sensationally claimed that he may have murdered them all "by coincidence."...
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Funny story: Rival Archbishop In Leadership Challenge

Rival Archbishop In Leadership Challenge

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, faced up to more problems this morning when, after his recent championing of Sharia Law, his future leadership of the Church of England came under threat from a rival Archbisho...
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Funny story: Book of Dementia Verse 24:7 Found

Book of Dementia Verse 24:7 Found

CANTERBURY - Religious scholars throughout England and the world are marvelling about the discovery of the missing verse from the Book of Dementia recently discovered beneath Canterbury Cathedral.While, religious scholars are still trying to interrup...
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Funny story: FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Reveals He Has Converted To Islam

Archbishop of Canterbury Reveals He Has Converted To Islam

The Archbishop of Canterbury, already embroiled in a war of words over his controversial views on Sharia Law, has revealed in a statement that he has converted to Islam.
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.
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Funny story: Bush, Pelosi Remove Saturday From Calendar

Bush, Pelosi Remove Saturday From Calendar

President George W. Bush announced Friday that Saturday will be removed from all US calendars. The move came as part of a last minute deal with congressional Democrats on the stimulus package to boost the economy.
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Funny story: Bush Mediates Sunni-Shiite Egg Dispute!

Bush Mediates Sunni-Shiite Egg Dispute!

In an uncanny contemporary parallel to Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels, Shiite and Sunni legislators in the Iraqi Parliament have nearly come to blows over the correct way to eat a soft boiled egg.
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Funny story: Dr Quick Draw Phil McGraw admits: I'm a Fraud!

Dr Quick Draw Phil McGraw admits: I'm a Fraud!

Master of confrontational psychology, Dr Phil of TV fame has been unmasking sick people in denial for loads of cash and lots a years now.
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Funny story: Superstition is indistinguishable from Science

Superstition is indistinguishable from Science

The progress is upon us and it shows. As some super star philosopher have said, sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from miracle. Now we can add to it that sufficiently advanced superstition is indistinguishable from science.
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