Funny story: "I'm Pasta caring for England" -- Vainikolo

"I'm Pasta caring for England" -- Vainikolo

Lesley Vainikolo, the Tongan born England rugby union debutant, says he now wants to play for Italy.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Announces Radical New Slavery Plan

Hillary Clinton Announces Radical New Slavery Plan

In a bold move that experts claim was designed to wrestle the minority vote away from surging Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has announced a radical new policy that she "guarantees will be instated within 90 days of her inauguration."...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's "Audacity of HYPE" fails to win Super-Duper Tuesday

Barack Obama's "Audacity of HYPE" fails to win Super-Duper Tuesday

On a night when there wasn't even a decent movie worth watching on TV - Super-Tuesday emerged a big winner in the "circus entertainment" genre.
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Funny story: One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

One year on Anna Nicole Smith's mom claims wrong body buried in Nassau

Bahamas - (Sad Ass Mess): On the eve of the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death her feisty Texan whore-from-hell mother Virgie Arthur has claimed General Colon Bowell ordered a massive cover-up and made sure the wrong body was buried i...
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Funny story: No Migration

No Migration

A Councillor in a sleepy English village has claimed that both incoming and outgoing birds must be shot on sight to keep down the migrant population.
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Funny story: Pile of rubbish in park is a statue of Cherie Blair

Pile of rubbish in park is a statue of Cherie Blair

Holland Park - (Nauseous Mess): A new sculpture of Cherie Blair has been unveiled occupying pride of place next to the Diana Memorial Fountain in Hyde Park.
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Funny story: Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...
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Funny story: William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

William Shatner comments on presidential race, endorses self

LOS ANGELES - Emmy-winner, Star Trek's original Captain Kirk, William Shatner weighed in on the ongoing race for the White House, wishing all candidates in both parties luck, and going on record to endorse himself.
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Funny story: Romney: "Go f*ck yourselves"

Romney: "Go f*ck yourselves"

BOSTON - Speaking to a sparse gathering of supporters late last night, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney expressed disappointment at his poor showing in yesterday's Super Tuesday primaries.
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Funny story: 2008 Elections feature the New Mod Squad

2008 Elections feature the New Mod Squad

MSM - The 2008 Elections have given birth to a new TV Series: The New Mod Squad!...
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Funny story: Vitale returns, ears will bleed

Vitale returns, ears will bleed

After throat surgery and a couple of months rehabbing his strained vocal chords, slap-happy college basketball announcer Dick Vitale returns to TV on Wednesday for the North Carolina-Duke men's game, where he promises to gush, over-analyze, marve...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Marches On

Ron Paul Marches On

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul vowed to continue his eclectic campaign after getting drubbed on Super Tuesday. Paul has managed to grab a stranglehold on fourth place in the delegate count in this 4-way race. CNN projects...
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Calls A Truce With Spanish Racists

Lewis Hamilton Calls A Truce With Spanish Racists

Lewis Hamilton, the British Formula 1 Racing Driver who was taunted by Spanish racists at the track in Barcelona last weekend, has appealed to his attackers for calm in a statement released today.
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Funny story: Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

A plague-like disease is sweeping the United States, reported the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today. The main victims appear to be first-born male children of moderate Republican voters. Along with the disease, the states have been hard-hit by...
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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello: My England 0 Switzerland 5 Ash Wednesday Fears

Fabio Capello: My England 0 Switzerland 5 Ash Wednesday Fears

Wembley - ('Erewego 'Erewego 'Erewego Mess): Superstitious England football coach Fabio Capello has voiced pre-match fears of an England-Switzerland five nil washout at Wembley Stadium tonight.
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Funny story: Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer has launched a blistering attack on British tennis player, Andy Murray.
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Funny story: Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

England football manager Fabio Capello has been warned by the Football Association that, regardless of results on the field of play, he will be out of a job within three months if he fails to show sufficient promise...
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Funny story: George Bush diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome

George Bush diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Sources close to White House have confirmed that the reason why George Bush has so many slips of his tongue and puts his foot in his mouth during his public speeches is because he has irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
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Funny story: Beatles' con-artist Maharishi Mahesh Yogi dead at 91

Beatles' con-artist Maharishi Mahesh Yogi dead at 91

Vlodrop, Netherlands - (Rioters): Transcendental meditation con-artist and self-styled Beatles' guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has died after a lifetime of self-medicating with LSD, crack cocaine and offshore bank account donation overdoses.
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Funny story: Papal audience for Mrs & Mrs Bin Laden Jr

Papal audience for Mrs & Mrs Bin Laden Jr

Vatican - (Preposterous Mess): Newly-marrieds Jane Felix Browne and Omar Bin Laden are in Rome, hoping for a Papal audience in their continuing public campaign to find missing paterfamilias Osama Bin Laden.
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Funny story: Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Los Angeles - (Alimony Mess): Sam Lufti has lashed out at stories he was behind a mind/vagina control trap to drug singer Britney Spears into hypnagogic submission.
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Funny story: Big money ready for Clinton/ Pelosi dream ticket announcement

Big money ready for Clinton/ Pelosi dream ticket announcement

Off the Wall Street - (Primary Mess): A huge surge of City money is poised to pour into Hillary Clinton's campaign coffers amid reports Nancy Pelosi will veep on the former first lady's dream ticket.
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Funny story: Desperate Mitt Romney Makes Fatal Error, Screams Like Howard Dean

Desperate Mitt Romney Makes Fatal Error, Screams Like Howard Dean

M'ass-a-hurts, Massachusetts (LDS Church Gazette) - Following news of big wins in North Dakota and other states that "really don't matter", GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney went ballistic in front of microphones during a press c...
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Funny story: Doublemint Gum New Ad Campaign doubles their troubles!

Doublemint Gum New Ad Campaign doubles their troubles!

Doublemint Gum INC has had more than their share of sticky situations over the years. Tooth decay fears rotted their sales in the 60's and 70's. Sugar caused Diabetes almost amputated the company in the 80's and 90's and the threat of...
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Funny story: Criminologists Prefer Penises Over Fingers

Criminologists Prefer Penises Over Fingers

The Federation of Unique Criminologists(FUC) has announced its preference for penis over fingers.
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Funny story: Demobigots 4 McCain!

Demobigots 4 McCain!

Fellow Demobigots : A new movement is surging across 2008 election America that pundits are comparing to the 80's phenomenon of the Raygun Democrats.
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Funny story: Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Almost anyone who grew up in a working class Democrat family can identify with the Demobigot. Maybe he was your Dad, your Uncle Guiseppe, Tio Jose or Opa but there they were card-carrying union members who voted Democratic like it was a religion but regularly disrespected women and blacks.
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Funny story: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Dies

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Dies

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi the Indian guru who founded the Transcendental Meditation movement, a Hindu practice of mind control died at 91, in the small Indian village of Vlodrop, Netherlands.
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Funny story: Blair and Boogie

Blair and Boogie

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to front a new band made up of former world leaders.
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Funny story: Universe only one square on a Rubik's Cube

Universe only one square on a Rubik's Cube

Scientists in Chutney on the Fritz have proven that the known universe is only one square on a Rubik's Cube.
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Funny story: Politicians Sieved

Politicians Sieved

In a bid to end the shortage of integrity within the Political arena, politicians and spin doctors are now going to be forced to speak through sieves, so that not all of their lies are spread to the public.
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Arrest Shock

Snoop Dogg Arrest Shock

The singer Snoop Dogg was arrested today after an altercation at Heathrow Airport, London.
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