Funny story: Fat 19 year old's album makes UK No #1

Fat 19 year old's album makes UK No #1

London - (Large Ass Mess): A new Amy Winehouse she ain't. For a start Winehouse could fit three times over into Adele Adkins' since 20+ comfort-stretch jeans. In fact her entire body could squeeze into just one leg of Adkins' Country...
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Funny story: Campaign Acknowledges Improper Videotaping

Campaign Acknowledges Improper Videotaping

Hot on the heels of the New England Patriots' scandal involving the possible videotaping of their opponent's practices and signals, a similar videotaping incident has now come to light in the political arena.
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Funny story: Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

The rumors are true: Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are moving in together. Sources have said that Hayden is only moving in with her older boyfriend to cover up the fact that she is already pregnant, and Milo may not be the father.
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Funny story: Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Kennedy Space Center, Florida - News of a small but significant behind the scenes brouhaha over top NASA officials' decision to broadcast a Beatles song into space has not yet reached the mainstream media. It is the latest in the ages long strugg...
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Funny story: Vanessa asked to get "knocked up"

Vanessa asked to get "knocked up"

Vanessa Hudgens was shocked when a casting member on the High School Musical movie asked her to get "knocked up" for the filming of HSM3. "This just came as a total shock to me," Vanessa admits to Teen Fling Magazine. "I mean the movies are suppos...
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Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).
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Funny story: Superbowl Fever Kills Three

Superbowl Fever Kills Three

New York - Tragedy struck Midtown Manhattan Friday night when three patrons of Scruffy Duffy's Sports Bar were overcome with Superbowl fever and died; their lifeless bodies discovered in a heap near the dartboards.
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Funny story: Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Arrested while trying to Board the Dover to Calais Ferry

Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Arrested while trying to Board the Dover to Calais Ferry

As the Police are unable to cope the British Army have been drafted in to Kent as Thousands of Illegal Immigrants who are desperate to leave the UK are attempting to board the Dover to Calais Ferry or sneak onto Lorries travelling th...
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Funny story: K-Fed: Britney needs maximum security psych facility

K-Fed: Britney needs maximum security psych facility

Los Angeles - (Psychotic Mess): Delusional entertainer Britney Sears needs to be moved to a top security psychiatric facility Kevin Federline said today after negotiating a hefty increase in child support payments from his ex-wife's father's...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.
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Funny story: Crack appears in Superbowl

Crack appears in Superbowl

Feenix Arizona - Sources close to Hilary Clinton today said that the much touted University of Phoenix Stadium, with its retractable roof and field, has been found to have a huge crack in it's structure. Engineers who investigated used the latest...
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Funny story: England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

The English rugby team has found itself in hot water with the government's watchdog for mediocrity. The Council for Underperformance in National Teams has launched an investigation into how the England XV nearly won at Twickenham yesterday.
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Funny story: Flavio Briatore Denies Paternity Claims

Flavio Briatore Denies Paternity Claims

Formula One team boss, Flavio Briatore, batted away recent suggestions in the media that he has a long lost son which he is thought to be reunited with.
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Funny story: Bush blind trust frontman sold $500 million SocGen shares before framing rogue trader

Bush blind trust frontman sold $500 million SocGen shares before framing rogue trader

Paris, France - (Embezzlement Mess): A frontman appointed by George W Bush's blind trust portfolio bagman William Stamps Farish III sold over $500 million SocGen shares held in an escrow account 'for an unnamed beneficiary' just days befo...
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Funny story: Portuguese police: Blair is on our case

Portuguese police: Blair is on our case

Praia Da Iluzion - (Goddawful Mess): Portimao prosecutors have issued a statement saying Tony Blair has schmoozed them with offers of UN gravy-train judiciary sinecures, front-row seats for the Beijing Olympics, cut-price first-class Virgin Airlines...
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Funny story: Oil Scarcity in Saudi Arabia

Oil Scarcity in Saudi Arabia

SAUDI ARABIA - Geologists reported that oil reservoir of Saudi Arabia is growing in scarcity. Last week, geologists reported that Saudi's oil decreased by 25%, greatly damaging Saudi's oil trades. Just yesterday the scarcity...
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Funny story: England Football Manager Fabio Capello Dramatically Resigns Before First Game

England Football Manager Fabio Capello Dramatically Resigns Before First Game

Frustrated English Football Manager Fabio Capello has dramatically quit his job before a ball is kicked in his first match against Switzerland due to the fact the he was unable to find eleven Englishmen who where playing in the entire Football League...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil predicts wet conditions

Punxsutawney Phil predicts wet conditions

While Groundhog Day has evolved into a fun diversion for news-starved media on a typically blah February 1, the real significance of Punxsutawney Phil's yearly appearance in the limelight is for old men who depend on the fat rodent to tell them w...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger in Hospital Suffering 'Total loss of Facial Expression'

Arsene Wenger in Hospital Suffering 'Total loss of Facial Expression'

Arsenal Football Club, one of the top clubs in Europe and only slightly less big than Newcastle Utd, are in disarray as manager Arsene Wenger is hospitalised for 'the total and complete loss of all facial expression'.
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Funny story: Beckham's PR Team nominated for prestigious award

Beckham's PR Team nominated for prestigious award

David Beckham's PR Team have today been nominated for the highly-coveted Search for Positive In Negative (SPIN) award after Beckham was left out of the England Squad.
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Funny story: Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

The much hyped Spice Girl tour has been cancelled after irreconcilable artistic differences within the group. According to sources close to the band, two of the girls had felt that their act was not sufficiently raunchy for today's highly sexed u...
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Funny story: Hillary gave Me a Hickey

Hillary gave Me a Hickey

In a new series for TheSpoof.com this reporter has searched high and low for former suitors, dates and "steadies" of the leading democratic Candidate, Senator Clinton.
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Funny story: McCain to Take the Campaign to Guantanamo!

McCain to Take the Campaign to Guantanamo!

Arizona Senator, John "POW" McCain has announced that he will be campaigning in US Prison camp Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
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Funny story: Harmonic Tremor

Harmonic Tremor

On Wednesday, 30 January 2008, a strong earthquake, 6.2, struck off the coast of East Timor, eastern end of the Indonesian archipelago, a former Portuguese colony.
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Funny story: Super bowl to be televised on NEPTV

Super bowl to be televised on NEPTV

Media producers seeking the absolute best quality TV broadcast of this year's have awarded the exclusive transmission rights to NEPTV, the New England Patriots Network.
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Funny story: Pointer Finds New Huckster's Flip:I Heart and Have Hearted All Along: Huckabee

Pointer Finds New Huckster's Flip:I Heart and Have Hearted All Along: Huckabee

The very rev Mike "Huckster" Huckabee has reversed hisself on the "I Heart Huckabee" film. Republican candidate the Very Reverend Mike Huckabee, in a last ditch effort to salvage his failing campaign, claims to have been the inspi...
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Funny story: This day in business history: Sporting goods giant DING merges with Spal Balls Inc

This day in business history: Sporting goods giant DING merges with Spal Balls Inc

Sporting good giant Ding Inc surprised the business world 58 years ago today by merging with little know Spal Balls Inc.
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Funny story: HPV Carcinogen Masculinas!

HPV Carcinogen Masculinas!

Just as all but the abstinence only crowd has become aware of the danger of HPV-caused cervical cancer, a surprising development has arisen among males. Men have been shown to be developing HPV-generated cancer of the throat in numbers that rival the...
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Funny story: Tips for improving self-confidence

Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...
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Funny story: Scientific breakthrough shock

Scientific breakthrough shock

Ripples of amazement spread throughout the scientific world today as scientists revealed today what many had already suspected. In a shocking development seen by many as almost predictable, a discovery was made which shook the world of science to its...
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Funny story: For Miley, its "that time of the month"

For Miley, its "that time of the month"

As you probably already know, Miley is pretty booked up on her Best of Both Worlds tour with the Jonas Brothers. But the teen star was seen leaving her tour bus and running into a local convenience store the other night.
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