Funny story: George Michael Quits The Beatles After Only One Day

George Michael Quits The Beatles After Only One Day

It appears that those of us waiting for The Beatles reunion tour will have to wait a little longer.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.
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Funny story: Diana Dumped Dodi Over Mental Muslim Father Fears

Diana Dumped Dodi Over Mental Muslim Father Fears

It has emerged during the inquest into the death of Her Ladyship Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed that Diana, Passionate Princess of the People, was about to dump millionaire, Dodi, over fears about his father's impending insanity.
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Funny story: Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Eclipse Brings Out Scientists' Sense of Humor Again

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists observing last night's lunar eclipse once again showed the world that they have a sense of humor despite the serious nature of their work in the world's largest mountain top astronomy campus.
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Funny story: Space Shuttle Atlantis Gets Overhaul

Space Shuttle Atlantis Gets Overhaul

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - The Space Shuttle Atlantis has been moved into its huge hangar for an overhaul and the addition of new external features.
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Funny story: McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...
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Funny story: Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

TheSpoof.com - What would you do with $10,000,000? Would your dreams come true? Here at TheSpoof.com we have a check made out in the sum of TEN MILLION DOLLARS. The only thing missing is YOUR NAME! To have your name written on it all you have to do is correctly answer one simple question.
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Funny story: Rogue Satellite vows vengeance on America

Rogue Satellite vows vengeance on America

An angry satellite, which narrowly survived being destroyed by a US missile, is secretly plotting the downfall of the Western superpower, it was revealed tonight.
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Funny story: German Nudist Airline flight missing amid Pentagon rogue satellite claims

German Nudist Airline flight missing amid Pentagon rogue satellite claims

Baden-Baden - (Nude Ass Mess): The recently launched Fokker Nudist Airlines is frantically searching for its ex-Hawaii, Dusseldorf-bound airbus following reports that the Pentagon ordered it shot down over the Pacific after mistaking it for...
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Funny story: Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

Irish PM is a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" - Claims Gypsy

The Prime Minister of Ireland (or Taoiseach - pronounced 'Prick') Bertie Ahern, has been labeled a "corrupt, ugly b*stard" by not just one but all 50,000 of the country's gypsie...
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Funny story: Carp Fishing Record was Rigged

Carp Fishing Record was Rigged

Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.
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Funny story: Branson in Bank of England bid

Branson in Bank of England bid

Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Group has launched an audacious bid to buy the Bank of England.
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Funny story: Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Viagra Workers In Health Scare

Erith Kent - Production workers at a viagra factory in Kent have called in the Health and Safety Executive after noticing side effects of handling the drug. The factory at Biggar Muchley, near Maidstone, has ceased production.
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Funny story: 'Golden Showers' Scrub Sin City-ians

'Golden Showers' Scrub Sin City-ians

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Being pissed off is not an option, but creative vengeance is.
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Funny story: Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband to publish Anna Nicole faghagiography

Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband to publish Anna Nicole faghagiography

Los Angeles - (Farcial Mess): Prince Frederik Von Assfelt, husband of actress Zsa-Zsa Gabor and sometime paternity claimant of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, is to publish a faghagiographical memoir of their tryst, it was announced...
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Funny story: Iraqi Insurgents Shoot Down Satellite With Woman

Iraqi Insurgents Shoot Down Satellite With Woman

In a move to one up the US Navy, Iraqi insurgents strapped explosives to a woman and catapulted her into space, intercepting a falling bus-sized satellite that was threatening to endanger unsuspecting earthlings. Upon impact, the satellite exploded...
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Funny story: White-outs cause confusion, dizziness

White-outs cause confusion, dizziness

Denver guard Allen Iverson pleaded with Nuggets' fans to wear white to every home game from now on in hopes that their clothing will distract visiting teams enough so that he won't have to play defense.
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Funny story: Satirist's Sovereign Wealth Funds Diversifying

Satirist's Sovereign Wealth Funds Diversifying

London - (Offshore Hydrocarbons Mess): The reclusive satire writer recently reported as having regained membership of the highest profile US piggy bank club aka the Dow Jones Industrial Index has told NYC financial paper Off the Wall Street Journ...
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Funny story: Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Gazza Arrested And Given Freedom Of Newcastle

Paul Gascoigne, the famous drinker, has been arrested by police and given the dubious honour of the Freedom of the City, Pubs, Clubs and Bars of Newcastle upon Tyne.
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Funny story: Worlds richest man dies

Worlds richest man dies

The worlds richest man, Sheikh Ur-Handhii, has died, following a skiing accident in Canada. The 109 year old Sheikh, or 'Head man of a thousand deserts' as his friends liked to call him, was on a ski lift on Whistler Mountain when his robes g...
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Funny story: Items scavenged from NATO rubbish sold to Vatican

Items scavenged from NATO rubbish sold to Vatican

Vatican City - (Farcial Mess): A 1996 NATO military intelligence disinformation campaign that ended up being flogged by Opus Dei to the Vatican as bona fide post-cold war state secrets has been been systematically scavenged by gullible riff-raff like...
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Funny story: New restaurant idea a hit so far

New restaurant idea a hit so far

Restaurant entrepreneur, Alexander Tipless, has opened the first "Your home cooked" restaurant in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. This innovative idea allows customers to take their own food and drink to the eatery and rent the table.
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Funny story: Obama Admits He's Really Irish

Obama Admits He's Really Irish

American Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has revealed that he has played the race card for years in order to promote his political career.
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Funny story: 'Granita Pact' secrets revealed as Northern Crock's prime loans sold to Blair's private pension blind trust

'Granita Pact' secrets revealed as Northern Crock's prime loans sold to Blair's private pension blind trust

City of London - (Bad Ass Mess): The grim secrets of the 1994 Blair/Brown power deal - the so-called Granita Pact - were thrown into disarray today with the announcement that a portfolio of prime home loans on the Northern Crock Bank's books have...
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Funny story: US Navy see red

US Navy see red

Geneve - Claims by a Pentagon official that a US Navy missile had successfully hit and destroyed a rogue satellite are completely untrue. The missile, infact, actually hit and destroyed the Rouge satellite. This has resulted in the w...
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Funny story: Tories should be more like vampires, says Willetts

Tories should be more like vampires, says Willetts

With a keynote speech to the London School of Economics, shadow secretary for innovation, David Willetts - a man charged by the party with the unenviable task of its intellectual renewal - has finally found his big idea: the Conservative party should...
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Funny story: Opus Dei paid £100 million from MEPs' fraudulent staff expenses: report

Opus Dei paid £100 million from MEPs' fraudulent staff expenses: report

Bruseels, Belgium - (Bad Ass Mess): A covert police fraud probe into Members of the EU Parliament's employment of fictitious staff and relatives has uncovered a £100 million expenses scam that has lined the coffers of Opus Dei.
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Funny story: McCain denies affair with lobbyist Abramoff

McCain denies affair with lobbyist Abramoff

Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): GOP presidential topdog John McCain has said he is being smeared with accusations that he screwed over jailed corrupt AC/DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
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Funny story: 'Scare quotes' 'no longer scary'

'Scare quotes' 'no longer scary'

'Scare quotes' are no longer frightening 'enough people', according to 'experts'. The 'shock findings' by Tokyo's 'prestigious' Institute for Fear Research (IFR) is sure to spark 'moral panic' espec...
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Funny story: Mika's electrode shocker!

Mika's electrode shocker!

After pop ponce Mika's celebrated opening performance at the Brits last night, the gangly mop topped prince of the falsetto revealed to the world the secret of his success.
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Funny story: John McCain Denies Banging "Lobbyist Friend"

John McCain Denies Banging "Lobbyist Friend"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Presidential candidate Senator John McCain has denied being sexually involved with his intimate female "lobbyist friend" despite reports in The New York Times and Washington Post about their longtime relationship.
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Funny story: U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

U.S. State Department in Soccer Shocker

Fresh from the news that the British Government was going to take over the running of Newcastle United, the Premier League was left reeling after the U.S. State Department announced late last night that it was going to take control of all Premiership...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo, the gay Manchester United striker, has announced that he has had extensive laser treatment in France, but has not specified which part of his body it was on.
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Funny story: GOP to Get First Round Draft Picks!

GOP to Get First Round Draft Picks!

WASHINGTON - After total defeat in the 2006 election season, and fielding the weakest team of presidential hopefuls in a century, the Republican Party is demanding Major League Politics institute a draft system for candidates.
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Funny story: U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

The inoperable antique Russian spy satellite Sputnik I, orbiting 150 miles above Earth, was struck Wednesday by a missile fired from a Navy cruiser, announced U.S. military representatives.
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