Funny story: Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.
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Funny story: Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...
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Funny story: Government Going Out of Business

Government Going Out of Business

In a move that startled even his most ardent admirers, President George Bush announced this week that the government is going out of business. Kaput. Finis.
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Funny story: Simon Cowell lookalike used as judge on American Idol

Simon Cowell lookalike used as judge on American Idol

All is not what it seems on the latest series of American Idol. Yes we have a succession of wannabes putting themselves through the butt clenchingly embarrassing series of auditions. Yes we have the usual collection of sob stories of youngsters who w...
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Funny story: Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.
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Funny story: Woman Trapped in Elevator with Worlds most Boring Man and Worlds most Smelly Bastard

Woman Trapped in Elevator with Worlds most Boring Man and Worlds most Smelly Bastard

Chicago woman, Olivia Fischer, has survived the worst nite of her life after becoming trapped in an elevator with, not one, but two world record holders.
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Funny story: NY's naked cowboy gets the blues

NY's naked cowboy gets the blues

Times Square, New York - (Starkers Mess): New York's Naked Cowboy is suing a parody of himself created by men from Mars Inc.
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Funny story: Sen. Arlen Specter to Investigate Alleged Cheating by Fantasy Football League Owner

Sen. Arlen Specter to Investigate Alleged Cheating by Fantasy Football League Owner

Washington D.C. -- Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) announced today that he will hold hearings to investigate alleged cheating by an owner in the Greater Mid-West Fantasy Football League.
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Funny story: Bush Retraces Roots to Kunta Kinte, Embarks on Africa Mission

Bush Retraces Roots to Kunta Kinte, Embarks on Africa Mission

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania (Reuterus) - Speaking through an interpreter this morning, US President "Curious George" W. Bush talked about a profound sense of 'rightfullness' upon returning to his ancestral African home.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com is as bad as Derek Conway

TheSpoof.com is as bad as Derek Conway

When approached by an impartial observer, the chief editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, was asked to account for the claimed 4,250 budding writers he has in his books. Suspicions were aroused when one writer and well known plagiarist and lover of ba...
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Funny story: Wawa questions Bush

Wawa questions Bush

It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which...
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Funny story: Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Chinese restaurants are rushing to add Beagle to their menus after Uno captured the hearts of fans at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week, figuring there will be an upswing in requests for the happy, playful breed.
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Funny story: FCC Set To Ban Live TV

FCC Set To Ban Live TV

According to a source in the FCC that wanted to remain anonymous the federal agency has decided to ban live television. This is in part to the vulgar that Jane Fonda used on NBC's Today show.
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Funny story: Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...
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Funny story: Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...
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Funny story: South Korean firm: we cloned Princess Diana from fingernail clippings

South Korean firm: we cloned Princess Diana from fingernail clippings

London - (Farcial Mess): A South Korean genetics company told Diana's inquest today that they have successfully cloned the late Princess from some fingernail clippings supplied by Paul Burrell.
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Funny story: Endangered gorrilas go ape-shit as Bush flies in to Rwanda

Endangered gorrilas go ape-shit as Bush flies in to Rwanda

Kigali - (Bestiality Mess): Thousands of endangered, rare-species gorillas have mutinied in their reservations ahead of George W Bush's flying visit this weekend prompted by presidential baby ape-cuddling photo-op fears.
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Funny story: New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...
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Funny story: Bush Loves Olympic Waterboarding and Backs Chinese Team in Darfur

Bush Loves Olympic Waterboarding and Backs Chinese Team in Darfur

President George Bush cited the success of the Chinese waterboarding team in Darfur to justify his support for the new sport widely regarded as torture.
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Funny story: Al-Fayed; "Lee Harvey Oswald killed Diana and Dodi"

Al-Fayed; "Lee Harvey Oswald killed Diana and Dodi"

The exhaustive and costly enquiry into the tragic deaths of Diana Princess of Wales and her rich Arab playboy boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed took on a new twist this week. Rich Arab Mohammed Al-Fayed, who owns Harrods, claims to have confidential leaked doc...
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Funny story: The Spoof! To Ban Certain Types Of Story

The Spoof! To Ban Certain Types Of Story

TheSpoof.com, the satirical news website, has announced a plan to ban certain types of story from its pages after complaints that some material submitted is "a little too near the edge".
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Funny story: Remembering a day without men - almost

Remembering a day without men - almost

I knew I had to get out, it was kill or be killed and I didn't want to dieā€¦...
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Funny story: Poor Dick's Almanac, Cuntinues again!

Poor Dick's Almanac, Cuntinues again!

Many estates are spent in the getting, Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,...
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Funny story: Film Iconoclast Greenway to "Cineramanimate" World's Greatest Paintings

Film Iconoclast Greenway to "Cineramanimate" World's Greatest Paintings

Peter Greenway has created controversy each time he has aimed his camera. In his latest iconoclastic point and shoot the British film artist has found a way to cinematically animate the still paintings of the masters. he will start with Da Vinci'...
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Funny story: British Tell Bush: "Leave London out of your Torture Plans!"

British Tell Bush: "Leave London out of your Torture Plans!"

The British citizenry has risen en masse to protest US worst President in history, this time for his attempt to use the terror attacks on London as justification for his use of the deplorable torture called waterboarding.
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