The Scottish Premier League is in talks with an international consortium, led by investment firm Diamonde Group, which wants to hold SPL matches outside of Scotland for the first time, a move which has delighted ex-pat Scots across the globe.
Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.
Beijing - (Mud-slinging Mess): Angry Chinese Olympic Games chiefs hit back today at reports that US movie maker Steven Spielberg, 69, is boycotting this year's Beijing Games.
Over the past few weeks several spoof writers have mysteriously disappeared. Names like Henman, Shaun Ferguson, and Noshing Mink were once synonymous with TheSpoof.com. They were brilliant writers and each had their own particular style.
The City Council of Boulder, CO has voted to impeach former President of the NRA Charlton Heston in a closed door session. A spokesman for the City Council, David "Waves" Piketon, said Heston, who served as the head of the NRA in the late 1...
Obama, Japan - (Ass Mess): The 32,000 inhabitants of the ancient Japanese fishing town of Obama, located in the Wakasa Area of Fukui Prefecture, are deeply worried about the American election.
The government has decided to use legislation to take Newcastle United into public ownership if results under Kevin Keegan don't improve.
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Scientists at the Stanford Homosexual Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T) have isolated Gene, their prank-loving overtly homosexual co-worker, from an important symposium set to take place at their laboratory this week...
Australia's newly elected Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has apologised to the Aboriginal people for the shitty treatment that previous generation's had dished out to them.
The Prime Minister placed heavy emphasis on the word previous an...
Actress Kiera Knightley was yesterday rushed into hospital after choking on a strand of spaghetti.
Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.
Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.
Former call-girl and world-class publicity-seeker 'Lady' Heather 'Mucca' Mills has shocked the London Divorce hearing today with claims that she is entitled to a significant share of the McCartney millions as it was HER - and not John...
US film director Steven Spielberg, the artistic adviser to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, has taken the bizarre step of applying for Chinese citizenship, and has already taken up residence in the country.
In an announcement that shocked -- shocked! I tell you -- the high-brow Westminster Kennel Club dog show audience, Michael Vick's pit bull Throckmorton's Romp Killa Face was named Best in Show, leaving Uno, the beagle who had originally been...
Buckingham Palace - (Ecclesiastical Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury's days may be numbered following the royal upset that his recent televised refusal to convert to Christianity has caused the Puppet Monarch.
Surrey - (Radioactive Mess): Police are probing ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's PR director Lord Bell after one of his Russian oligarch clients mysteriously dropped dead while enjoying a potentially lethal Plutonium 210-laden ciggie.
Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.
Fleet Street ain't seen the like since its infamous Butcher Sweeney Todd provided the meats sweet and savory, for 'is landlady's cannibal pies. But now Mr William Tudor ov 'ouse a Tudor Butchery rivals the murderous butcher a Fleet St...
Dwain Chambers, UK's top 60 meter sprinter will continue to be banned from the Grand Prix because of his use of the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone.
Senator Ted Kennedy has announced his endorsement on Super Sunday. It has yet to be seen whether Kennedy's stamp of approval will translate into victory throughout the 2008 sports season.
Dear Olie, People say that you are the wisest ole married man in the world...or at least along that narrow little fjord where you, Helga and your Norwegian blue live happily ever after. Well as a newly wedded husband I feel like the stupidest married man in the universe! Olie, isn't marriage about passion and love? My dear Protestant evangelical Oxsana and I waited for marital bliss before we...
In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.
London - (Espionage Mess): UK security intelligence top brass have hinted heavily that the January 2006 headlines about a 'fake rock dumped in a Moscow street, embedded with a transmitter and used to download surveillance material on to a pal...