Funny story: U.S. Supreme Court Lifts State Smoking Bans

U.S. Supreme Court Lifts State Smoking Bans

In a unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court has voted to reverse all public smoking bans that have been instated throughout the nation.
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova tells Qatari fans about St Valentine's Day sexual fantasies

Maria Sharapova tells Qatari fans about St Valentine's Day sexual fantasies

Doha, Qatar - (Cute Little Ass Mess): In her first pre-Qatar Women's Open Championship interview uninhibited blonde Russian tennis superstar Maria Sharapova has spoken frankly about love, romance and the appetites that drive her as she works out...
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

The Archbishop of Canterbury has made another controversial statement, saying that we all have a lot to learn from the Church of Scientology. "I believe the media give this organisation a hard time, and it is only a matter of time before its cen...
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Funny story: Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

WASHINGTON, DC. - Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Thad Allen announced today that the plan to scarf up congressional earmarks was slightly misguided and very costly.
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Funny story: Diana met with Michael Jackson on fateful night inquest told

Diana met with Michael Jackson on fateful night inquest told

London - (Royal Fetid Ass Mess): Princess Diana secretly met with singer Michael Jackson just before the fatal car crash on the night of 31 August 1997 a coroner's court heard today.
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Funny story: John McCain names Senator Donie Cassidy as Vice President. Jeb Bush inconsolable.

John McCain names Senator Donie Cassidy as Vice President. Jeb Bush inconsolable.

The Republican party presidential hopeful John McCain has stunned the American electorate by formally nominating Irish Fianna Fail Senator Donie Cassidy as his VP.
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Funny story: Ray Mears meets Diet Doctors

Ray Mears meets Diet Doctors

BBCs rotund survival expert, Ray Mears is reported to have been approached by channel 4 to make a special series "Ray Mears meets the Diet Doctors"...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse performs her runaway hit "Rehab" while in Rehab for the Grammys

Amy Winehouse performs her runaway hit "Rehab" while in Rehab for the Grammys

Hollywood, California - Amy Winehouse's voice and lifestyle is a throwback to the old days when Black Jazz musicians were screwed by white music producers out of their royalties. Arrested and jailed for their drug addition, even allowed to die, i...
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Funny story: St Valentine's Day: expect a massacre cops tell Pretender

St Valentine's Day: expect a massacre cops tell Pretender

New Scotland Yard - (Treasonous Mess): A St Valentine's Day massacre is how cops have described an apocalyptic plan to finally rid the civilised world of the KGB worm masquerading as the heir presumptive to the Puppet Throne.
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Funny story: Keegan Donates Kidney to Disabled Fan

Keegan Donates Kidney to Disabled Fan

Newcastle Utd, one of the biggest football clubs in the world ever to have suffered such disappointment in a Premier League season, have been buoyed by the selflessness of their manager, the Right Reverend Kevin Keegan.
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Funny story: Google and Yahoo in bidding war over website TheSpoof.com

Google and Yahoo in bidding war over website TheSpoof.com

After a week of battles and negotiations, Internet giants Google, Inc and Yahoo Inc intensified their bidding war over the popular website TheSpoof.com this afternoon.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Possessed by Gary Glitter

Pope Benedict Possessed by Gary Glitter

Pope Benedict - who recently returned to the Catholic Church after earlier resigning in disgrace after the Jesus-gate scandal - has now claimed to be possessed by the demonic spirit of Glam Rock naug...
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Funny story: Sordid Arabia bans St Valentine's

Sordid Arabia bans St Valentine's

Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Sad Ass Mess): Sordid Thought Police forces have threatened anybody selling red roses, tacky greetings cards and other St Valentine's paraphernalia with a 100 lash public flogging after claiming it would incite and deprav...
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Funny story: UK Suffers Sunniest Day Ever

UK Suffers Sunniest Day Ever

Hospitals across the UK were inundated with cases of barbecue food poisoning and alcohol related illnesses after Britain suffered the worst day of unmitigated sunshine ever with 6.2 hours of, quite literally, sunshine being recorded in the London are...
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Funny story: Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Camden Town - (Rioters): Superstitious Camden Town locals are blaming poltergeist activity on the weekend's arson that destroyed the livelihoods of over 100 North London drug dealers. And many think the curse has continued to rampage unabated af...
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Funny story: U.S. troops gearing up for war in East Timor

U.S. troops gearing up for war in East Timor

President George W. Bush reportedly signed an executive order to send troops to Dili, East Timor after gunmen wounded that country's president, Jose Ramos-Horta, however, U.S. government officials were red-faced in meekly admitting they didn'...
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Funny story: Roy Scheider Dies In Frenzied Shark Attack

Roy Scheider Dies In Frenzied Shark Attack

Roy Scheider, the Oscar-nominated actor, has died after being involved in a frenzied shark attack, it has been rumoured. He was 75.
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Funny story: Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Jesus was the first to do it! He set an example for us all to follow - he gave his blood as an atoning sacrifice. Blood has many uses and although we shall never be call...
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Funny story: John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

Augusta, Maine (IPP) - John McCain has picked gay Congressman Larry Craig to be his running mate. Larry Craig was arrested a few months ago for soliciting another man for prostitution in a public restroom. John McCain's second choice is former...
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Funny story: Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

BOSTON, MA - The current campaigns for the nominees to the Republican and Democratic parties has had plenty of twists and intrigues. It remains to be seen whether the latest story making the rounds of diners, water coolers, Tupperware parties, and th...
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Funny story: England Fantasy Football Team Red Hot Favourites To The Win European Cup

England Fantasy Football Team Red Hot Favourites To The Win European Cup

Due to their superior technique and training at Fantasy Football the England Team are red hot favourites to win their first trophy for forty two years. Yes Forty Two Years.
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Funny story: George Bush to meet Osama Bin Laden at Geneva Peace Conference

George Bush to meet Osama Bin Laden at Geneva Peace Conference

Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.
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Funny story: Bush Calls McCain a "true Loony Tunes Liberal Neoconservative"

Bush Calls McCain a "true Loony Tunes Liberal Neoconservative"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- John McCain is a "true loony-tunes liberal neoconservative" President Bush says, revealing the confusion and divisions in Republican ranks towards the presidential nominee.
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Funny story: Fans urge Beatles to come back to life

Fans urge Beatles to come back to life

Now that half the Beatles are dead [the wrong half, according to some] fans of the once popular British band have been forced to revise their decades-old plea that the "Fab Four" reunite. Now, the Beatles are increasingly being urged to rea...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4your Genitalia, Where have you been?!

Dear Paraphernalia4your Genitalia, Where have you been?!

Dear P4YG, My love life has gone to shit since you left us readers high and dry for months on end!...
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Funny story: Manga Bible and Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown Launch New Project

Manga Bible and Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown Launch New Project

The Manga Bible is sweeping the world with its action packed condensation of the Greatest Story ever Told. With no room for boring sermons like the one on the mount in Matthew, manga graphics bring the boring old good book to life.
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Funny story: Bush Traumatic Shock Syndrome - Cure found

Bush Traumatic Shock Syndrome - Cure found

People who have been recently diagnosed as suffering from Bush Traumatic Shock Syndrome (BTSS), may soon be able to relax as a cure has been found for the disgusting ailment.
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Funny story: Bush Traumatic Shock Disorder - The Search For A Cure

Bush Traumatic Shock Disorder - The Search For A Cure

Mid-Twenty-somethings suffering from post traumatic stress disorder without any traumatic event in their lives led Dr CT Cobb to do a little math. Seventeen is the common age of political awakening and over the past 7 years these wretches have only k...
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Funny story: 'Bush Traumatic Shock Disorder Plagues Mid-20 somethings

'Bush Traumatic Shock Disorder Plagues Mid-20 somethings

Psychologists have been studying Post-Traumatic Shock Syndrome now for decades. Suffers lose sleep and apetite. They self-medicate and often have flashbacks. They have trouble keeping marriages and jobs and their ailment is tough to treat.
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Funny story: Carina-eta Wins Nobel Prize in Literature

Carina-eta Wins Nobel Prize in Literature

Carina-eta, the Persian-born, Rhodesian-raised and North British-residing novelist whose deeply sentimental writing has swept across continents and reflects her engagement with the social and political issues of her time, won the 2008 Nobel Prize in...
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Funny story: Cuba Space Monkey Hijacks Iranian Space Rocket

Cuba Space Monkey Hijacks Iranian Space Rocket

Tehran, Iran (IPP) - Cubans awoke this morning to the heart breaking news that their beloved space monkey astronaut stole a Russian Mig and flew it to Iran. The Cubans had been training the space monkey so it could pilot a Cuban rocket in their firs...
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