Funny story: Yahoo Counters: Offers $100 Billion for Microsoft

Yahoo Counters: Offers $100 Billion for Microsoft

Yahoo responded late Friday to Microsoft's $44 billion offer with a counter-offer. Yahoo proposes to buy a controlling share of Microsoft for $100 billion. The offer, which is for shares constituting 20.1% of Microsoft's floating stock, rep...
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Funny story: British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Arrested For Curb Crawling

Wayne Rooney Arrested For Curb Crawling

The England and Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been arrested by Manchester Police for curb crawling outside a 'Gala Bingo' branch on the outskirts of the City.
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Funny story: Bin laden bids for Liverpool

Bin laden bids for Liverpool

It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI demands audience with Hannah Montana; disappointed when Miley Cyrus shows up

Pope Benedict XVI demands audience with Hannah Montana; disappointed when Miley Cyrus shows up

Vatican City - After responding to a command performance for the Pope to sing for him in Vatican City, Miley Cyrus reportedly, shortly after she was introduced to the Holy See, left before she could sing for the head of the Catholic Church. Witnesses...
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Funny story: Romney Critical of Huckabee for Performing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida with Iron Butterfly

Romney Critical of Huckabee for Performing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida with Iron Butterfly

In a most inflammatory manner Mitt Romney pointed the finger at fellow Republican candidate Mike Huckabee for playing the controversial anti religious and pro drug counterculture song of the 1968 song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
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Funny story: Scientists create sperm from Barbara Walters' sense of humor

Scientists create sperm from Barbara Walters' sense of humor

In an astounding breakthrough that sent ripples throughout the worldwide scientific community, UK scientists yesterday announced the creation of viable sperm from an unlikely source: Barbara Walters' near-nonexistent sense of humor.
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Funny story: Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage

Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage

Suez Canal - (Rotters): Pesky dolphins, fed up with the constant attention-seeking barrage of Hollywood wannabes like Hayden Panettiere muscling in on their act, have been blamed for a series of attacks on underwater internet cables that have caused...
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Funny story: Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

Elton Sees Spots on Uranus

In a private weekend away Sir Eton John, the original rocket man took off from cape Knieval, Arizona with his partner David Furnish for an 'Out of this world' experience.
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Funny story: Lolita pole-dancing equipment a top loss-leader says Woolies

Lolita pole-dancing equipment a top loss-leader says Woolies

London - (Unbelievably Tacky Mess): High Street retailer Woolworths is said to be stunned at the barrage of criticism levelled at its top loss-leading under-12s' pole dancing equipment marketed under the Lolita range.
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Funny story: NASA Hires Yoko Ono as Intergalactic Operator

NASA Hires Yoko Ono as Intergalactic Operator

Following news that NASA will broadcast Beatles songs across the universe, renowned piss-artist, Yoko Ono, has stepped up to the fore to rally support for intergalactic communication.
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Funny story: Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

David Beckham, the greatest English footballer never to play 100 times for his country, was last night "in tears" and "beside himself with grief" over his non-selection for next w...
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Funny story: Bush Says Economy is Just Dandy

Bush Says Economy is Just Dandy

President George W. Bush assured Americans that the economy is "just dandy" today while speaking at a convention for the homeless in New Orleans. Bush pointed to a variety of statistics that show what he called "teeny tiny drops"...
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Funny story: Bush and Cheney to give Spears backing in presidential race

Bush and Cheney to give Spears backing in presidential race

Britney Spears last night announced her bid to become George W Bush's predecessor as president of the USA. In a bizarre twist, Spears (26), will become the USA's youngest and most well known president since Bill Clinton.
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Funny story: Spears seeks second opinion from celeb docs

Spears seeks second opinion from celeb docs

As Britney Spears was ushered into UCLA Medical Hospital on Thursday, she said she appreciated Dr. Phil McGraw's counsel during her previous mental breakdown, but would be seeking a second opinion from other A-List celebrity doctors getting good...
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Funny story: John Edwards Jumps Back in Race

John Edwards Jumps Back in Race

John Edwards, who recently announced his withdrawal from the 2008 presidential race, announced this morning that he's back in. "Y'all have to let a guy change his mind every once in a while," quipped the 2004 VP can...
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Funny story: New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter.
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Funny story: Microsoft Buys Yahoo

Microsoft Buys Yahoo

Computer giant Microsoft will purchase computer giant Yahoo for an estimated $44.6 billion dollars (about twice the amount of change Bill Gates keeps in his car's ashtray). The acquisition should be completed by the end of the year if approved b...
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Funny story: Perverts masquerading as democrats says Human Frights Watch

Perverts masquerading as democrats says Human Frights Watch

London - (Diabolical Mess): The despot-watching Human Frights Watch Organization has issued its annual report slamming so-called democracy-peddling Global Piss Process luminaries as self reinvented cold war perverts bankrolled by organised crime.
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Funny story: NFL Puts Final Limitations On Undefeated New England Patriots In Super Bowl

NFL Puts Final Limitations On Undefeated New England Patriots In Super Bowl

The New England Patriots, attempting to be the first NFL team to go 19-0, will have the final penalty in their "Spy Gate" saga handed down in the Super Bowl. After all of the fines and other restrictions they have received this year, this...
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Funny story: Tories Too Thick To Know What Nepotism Means

Tories Too Thick To Know What Nepotism Means

We Tories secretly employ members of our own families, Tory leader David Cameron revealed today, but we're too thick to know what nepotism means.
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Funny story: Morecambe for Newcastle

Morecambe for Newcastle

In a further surprise move Newcastle Utd Managing Director, Christopher Death, has appointed Dennis Morecambe as Chief Assistant Director to the Director of Football, Dennis Wise.
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Funny story: Winehouse phantom pregnancy after Doherty 'ghosts' animal-husbandry role

Winehouse phantom pregnancy after Doherty 'ghosts' animal-husbandry role

London - (Dysfunctional Mess): Amy Winehouse is up the duff. And Babyshambles party-animal Pete Doherty is the chief suspect after 'ghosting' matrimonial duties during Amy's husband's incarceration at HMP Belmarsh.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to pose nude for Playboy

Hillary Clinton to pose nude for Playboy

In an effort to salvage support for her waning presidential candidacy, New York senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she will pose nude for Playboy Magazine.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Purchases Island To Set Up His Own Country

Ron Paul Purchases Island To Set Up His Own Country

Today Ron Paul and his 7 hard core followers landed on his new independent island in the south Pacific Ocean. After his failed Presidential campaign ground to a halt in Iowa, followers urged Ron to consider alternatives.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Spends Entire Day in Fetal Position

Britney Spears Spends Entire Day in Fetal Position

Brittany Spears spent all day today in a fetal position at L.A. Prestigious Mount Sinai Psychiatric Hospital for Possessed Creatures.
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