There were 886 spoof news stories published in February 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role

British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role

London - (Bare Ass Mess): Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been honored by the British Whorse Society's top gong, the West End Naked Newcomer of the Year, for his nude torso role in Equus.
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Funny story: 'Ugliest Woman in the world'

'Ugliest Woman in the world'

A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.
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Funny story: WalMart in $25 million life-size nude Maria Sharapova blow-up rubber doll deal

WalMart in $25 million life-size nude Maria Sharapova blow-up rubber doll deal

Off the Wall Street - (Cute Russian Ass & Tits Mess): The City was in buoyant mood today following the announcement that WalMart Holdings has successfully negotiated a $25 million deal to the exclusive marketing rights of a life-size nude Maria Shara...
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Funny story: Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn: Sex Scandal

Jamie Lynn: Sex Scandal

Nickelodeon actress Jamie Lynn Spears admitted to pregnancy two months ago, and now it has been discovered who the father of her child is.
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Funny story: S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Maine

Ron Paul Wins Maine

Ron Paul, the outsider Republican presidential candidate, stunned the political world with a victory in the state of Maine. While Mitt Romney recorded 52% of the vote to Paul's 19%, quirks in the Maine process led to Paul winning 40% of the state...
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Funny story: Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer says Andy Murray too ugly to be great

Roger Federer has launched a blistering attack on British tennis player, Andy Murray.
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Funny story: FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.
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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.
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Funny story: The English are snobbish, arrogant, pompous, two-faced, emotionally retarded, ignorant, thick, lazy, happy living on the state, foot-in-mouth, absolute plonker and his woman

The English are snobbish, arrogant, pompous, two-faced, emotionally retarded, ignorant, thick, lazy, happy living on the state, foot-in-mouth, absolute plonker and his woman

From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.
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Funny story: Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

SYDNEY, New South Wales - A demonstration in Centennial Park brought together close to 3,000 women protesters. Fortunately, most of them were wearing thongs, so the Fire Brigade didn't have to be called.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Promotes Teen MILF Fashion

Jamie Lynn Spears Promotes Teen MILF Fashion

Jamie Lynn Spears will be heading up a line of fashion for attractive young mothers. Her new fashion label, Teen MILF, will focus on girls under 20 who have their own kids. Stella McCartney, a prominent fashion designer and daughter...
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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.
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Funny story: Lolita pole-dancing equipment a top loss-leader says Woolies

Lolita pole-dancing equipment a top loss-leader says Woolies

London - (Unbelievably Tacky Mess): High Street retailer Woolworths is said to be stunned at the barrage of criticism levelled at its top loss-leading under-12s' pole dancing equipment marketed under the Lolita range.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus not allowed to tour in Europe due to row over her name

Miley Cyrus not allowed to tour in Europe due to row over her name

Miley Cyrus has had to cancel plans for a short tour of European cities after a row between her management and the European Commission over her name.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.
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Funny story: Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way

Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way

Last season, the American Idol television show was rocked by scandal when naked pictures of three of the top twenty-four contestants were made available for viewing on the internet. That scandal has continued into 2008 and Season #7 as naked picture...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Gets New Tattoo After Mental Hospital Release

Britney Spears Gets New Tattoo After Mental Hospital Release

Britney Spears checked herself out of a Los Angeles mental hospital today and celebrated her release with a new tattoo. Body paint artist Juan Orozco gave the Pop Princess a multi colored image that Britney said should keep her out of trouble and he...
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Funny story: Everybody Loves Raymond Reunion Show To Debut In Fall

Everybody Loves Raymond Reunion Show To Debut In Fall

Everybody loves Raymond ran on television for nine seasons. The successful comedy series will make a return this fall in a reunion show that is a pilot for a new series. Unfortunately, it has had to be re-cast as none of the main stars of the origi...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Sao Paulo - (Vagus Nerve Mess): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has flown in to Brazil for a clitoris transplant. Reports from Sao Paulo state her own little pinkie recently fell off from too much crack-fueled wear and tear.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!

Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!

Today, during a one million dollar interview, Miley Cyrus, admitted to People magazine that she used to be a boy!...
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Funny story: Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Los Angeles, Ca (Rooters) - A source close to the band Guns N' Roses have told the TheSpoof.com that the new Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will be in fact a bluegrass album.
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Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

Dolly Parton's "wagging puppies" sparks an international incident

Branson, Missouri - Dolly Parton's is to undergo emergency breast and nipple reduction surgery to relieve a chronic backache. It is the sixth time she has been under the knife for recurring medical condition that she has had since the 5th grade.
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Funny story: The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...
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Funny story: National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

National High School Cheerleading Championships Conclude in Florida

The National High School Cheerleading Championships took place once again at Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida. Teams from every state in the nation attended the competition to prove that they could jump, yell, flip, and wave their pom pom...
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Funny story: Bill Belichick overheats in short sleeve hooded sweatshirt; leaves game early for medical attention

Bill Belichick overheats in short sleeve hooded sweatshirt; leaves game early for medical attention

GLENDALE, AZ. Apparently Bill Belichick couldn't handle the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
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Funny story: Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

The rumors are true: Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are moving in together. Sources have said that Hayden is only moving in with her older boyfriend to cover up the fact that she is already pregnant, and Milo may not be the father.
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Funny story: Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

The controversy over who is the best looking male tennis player in the world heated up to a new level today. In a hastily convened press conference Roger Federer a...
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Funny story: Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D image causes seizures in Japan

Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D image causes seizures in Japan

Tokyo, Japan - Japanese government officials took immediate action to ban the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D Movie: "Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour," after it was reported that a number of Japanese adolescents suddenly came down with seizu...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods: "Roger Federer is ugliest man in sport"

Tiger Woods has defended Andy Murray after Roger Federer's unprovoked verbal volley against the British tennis player's lack of looks.
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Funny story: Vanessa asked to get "knocked up"

Vanessa asked to get "knocked up"

Vanessa Hudgens was shocked when a casting member on the High School Musical movie asked her to get "knocked up" for the filming of HSM3. "This just came as a total shock to me," Vanessa admits to Teen Fling Magazine. "I mean the movies are suppos...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

Miley Cyrus Pops Pimple As World Watches

"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova tells Qatari fans about St Valentine's Day sexual fantasies

Maria Sharapova tells Qatari fans about St Valentine's Day sexual fantasies

Doha, Qatar - (Cute Little Ass Mess): In her first pre-Qatar Women's Open Championship interview uninhibited blonde Russian tennis superstar Maria Sharapova has spoken frankly about love, romance and the appetites that drive her as she works out...
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Funny story: Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Britney mind control claims: manager says K-Fed responsible

Los Angeles - (Alimony Mess): Sam Lufti has lashed out at stories he was behind a mind/vagina control trap to drug singer Britney Spears into hypnagogic submission.
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Funny story: Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...
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Funny story: When Harry met Ginny

When Harry met Ginny

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is currently taking time off set as he is suffering with a black eye.
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Funny story: Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.
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Funny story: Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...
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Funny story: Roger Federer: My Nights of Torment

Roger Federer: My Nights of Torment

Basel - (Insomnia Mess): Twelve times grand slam winner Roger Federer seems in buoyant mood ahead of the reported $10 million exhibition match on 10 March at the Madison Square Garden Men's Vogue/NetJets Showdown against world record ho...
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Funny story: Alex Jones Quits Radio Show

Alex Jones Quits Radio Show

AUSTIN - A stunned radio audience learned late Friday afternoon that Alex Jones, the nationally syndicated radio talk show host, will retire from broadcasting effective March 17th of this year.
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Funny story: Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

At an early morning press conference at the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI firmly denied having ever having received fellatio from Jamie Lynn Spears, the pregnant youthful star of TV's Zoey 101 and the younger sister of troubled pop star Britney Spe...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.
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Funny story: British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.
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Funny story: George Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"

George Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President George Bush and other Republican dignitaries unveiled a "Great Depression Survival Package" for American citizens on Friday to much fanfare.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus legally changes her name to Hannah Montana; files court papers in Los Angeles to make it official

Miley Cyrus legally changes her name to Hannah Montana; files court papers in Los Angeles to make it official

Los Angeles, California - Shortly after arriving at LAX Airport from Roma, Italy where Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) canceled a scheduled command performance in Vatican City before Pope Benedict XVI, Cyrus drove in her black Hummer limousine di...
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Funny story: Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to pose nude for Playboy

Hillary Clinton to pose nude for Playboy

In an effort to salvage support for her waning presidential candidacy, New York senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she will pose nude for Playboy Magazine.
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Funny story: Prince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy

Prince Harry Reprimanded for spending too much time in Chelsy

Prince Harry, the illegitimate product of a liaison between the late beloved Princess Diana and scoundrel James Screwitt has been severely reprimanded and banned from leave for three months by Lieutenant Peregrine Cholmondly-Smythe who is in charge o...
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Funny story: New Hannah Montana Album to Contain Explicit Lyrics

New Hannah Montana Album to Contain Explicit Lyrics

Hannah Montana's third album, set for an April release, will certainly be her most controversial.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI demands audience with Hannah Montana; disappointed when Miley Cyrus shows up

Pope Benedict XVI demands audience with Hannah Montana; disappointed when Miley Cyrus shows up

Vatican City - After responding to a command performance for the Pope to sing for him in Vatican City, Miley Cyrus reportedly, shortly after she was introduced to the Holy See, left before she could sing for the head of the Catholic Church. Witnesses...
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Funny story: Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

The grandniece of disgraced Nazi pig nose Adolf Hitler has entered the cutthroat world of fashion by designing a haute-couture colostomy bag for the grandson of Russian tyrant Joseph Stalin
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Funny story: "Wilson" Star of "Castaway" Rescued" and is to be Reunited with Actor Tom Hanks

"Wilson" Star of "Castaway" Rescued" and is to be Reunited with Actor Tom Hanks

In what Tom Hanks described as "A miracle", the sea faring Wilson, who was tragically dislodged from his raft in the movie "Castaway," and given up for dead, has washed ashore near Naples, Florida. After nearly seven years his jo...
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Funny story: Sarkozy and Bruni engaged in spectacular divorce proceedings

Sarkozy and Bruni engaged in spectacular divorce proceedings

In an extraordinary twist of events, it was announced today in Paris that the newly-wed couple Sarkozy - Bruni was to part ways with immediate effect. The French President and his model wife were only married last week in a secret ceremony.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...
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Funny story: High School Virgin Sues Health Teacher for Not Teaching Her Sex

High School Virgin Sues Health Teacher for Not Teaching Her Sex

A virgin high school freshman has filed a lawsuit against her health teacher for "refusing to show her how to have sex." Laura Morris, was unsure how to have sex, so she went to seek help from her health teacher, Derrick Caldwell.
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Funny story: Carla Brunei soon to become France's Heather Mills?

Carla Brunei soon to become France's Heather Mills?

Windsor Castle - (Lurid Ass Mess): Is Carla Brunei about to become France's very own Heather Mills? Worried courtiers and Castle attendants are unanimous that hell will freeze over first before the walking slagheap-cum-France's first Mada...
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Funny story: Bachchan in-laws' astrologers driving me potty with pregnancy fears says Aishwarya Rai

Bachchan in-laws' astrologers driving me potty with pregnancy fears says Aishwarya Rai

Mumbai - (Bollywood Mess): India's leading female movie star Aishwarya Rai has told reporters she is being driven to distraction by her in-laws' astrologers after yet another pregnancy no-show this month was publicly attributed to the recent...
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Funny story: Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

As you all know, Zac Efron had his appendix taken out, or did he? Sources say that his appendectomy was actually the birth of his daughter, Allison Marie Efron.
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Funny story: Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

Hannah Montana tour cancellation provokes riots in London

Riots broke out in London today after the news that the Hannah Montana tour planned for the UK has had to be cancelled over complications with British trades descriptions law.
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Funny story: Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage

Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage

Suez Canal - (Rotters): Pesky dolphins, fed up with the constant attention-seeking barrage of Hollywood wannabes like Hayden Panettiere muscling in on their act, have been blamed for a series of attacks on underwater internet cables that have caused...
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Funny story: Ron Paul's image appearing on tortillas now the most popular throughout the Southwest, even surpassing that of the Virgin Mary

Ron Paul's image appearing on tortillas now the most popular throughout the Southwest, even surpassing that of the Virgin Mary

White Sands, New Mexico - As Ron Paul continues to trail in the polls, followers now face the harsh reality that their man of great promise has little to nil chance of winning the Republican primary, let alone the 2008 presidency. Yet, they are showi...
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Funny story: Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Barack Obama's campaign is outraged with Clinton staffers who reportedly released photos of their candidate in traditional African garb.
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Funny story: John McCain Converts to Scientology

John McCain Converts to Scientology

Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears Purchases Wedding Gown

Britney Spears was spotted on Rodeo Drive yesterday shopping for wedding gowns. Persons who were close enough to see said that there was no engagement ring on the pop tarts finger and were not sure who the dress was for. Rumors did circulate th...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson named sons after their Saudi grandfather Prince Bandar

Michael Jackson named sons after their Saudi grandfather Prince Bandar

Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...
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Funny story: American Idol Contestants to Appear Naked

American Idol Contestants to Appear Naked

Hollywood, Calofornia (IPP) - American Idol contestants will appear naked on the next show. Only persons over the age of 16 will be allowed to see the naked special edition of American Idol.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Scandal Upon Scandal

Miley Cyrus Scandal Upon Scandal

Once again, young Miley Cyrus is embroiled in a scandal, and mental health professionals are concerned.
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Funny story: Spice Girls tour bombs

Spice Girls tour bombs

Toronto - (Dismal Mess): "Told you so" seems to be the overwhelming reaction to a Spice Girls PR announcement that the rest of their much hyped comeback tour has bombed.
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Funny story: Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.
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Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.
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Funny story: Naked Jordan Devastated After Surgery Leaves Her Looking Normal

Naked Jordan Devastated After Surgery Leaves Her Looking Normal

Glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price has today slammed plastic surgery after hers went horrifically wrong. Jordan is in hiding today after revealing that her latest boob job has left her with average sized boobs, which are neither pe...
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Funny story: Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United Fans 'Remember' Munich Air Disaster

Manchester United supporters today marked the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, in which 8 players lost their lives, with a commemorative service at Old Trafford, which brought a lump to m...
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Funny story: Genetically Modified Banana Escapes from Secret Government Facility

Genetically Modified Banana Escapes from Secret Government Facility

Oak Ridge, Tennessee - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued an All Points Bulletin (APB) for a genetically modified banana that went missing over the weekend.
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Funny story: President Bush Joins Facebook, Waits for Friend Requests

President Bush Joins Facebook, Waits for Friend Requests

Perhaps the future of presidential popularity will be determined by the number of friends on Facebook.
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Funny story: Karl Urban signs with JP Gaultier

Karl Urban signs with JP Gaultier

Pathfinder star Karl Urban has been singled out by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier to represent and design his new collection of body jewelry.
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Funny story: Obama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll

Obama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll

Barack Obama's presidential election campaign was in tatters last night following allegations he'd been found in a compromising position with a life size Oprah Winfrey blow up doll.
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Funny story: Pet Octopus Rage Takes Australia by Storm

Pet Octopus Rage Takes Australia by Storm

Darwin, Australia (IPP) - Octopus ownership has soared in Australia and it is now believed that pet Octopuses (an accepted variant of the word Octopi) now out number pet kangaroos. The fad is so popular that by law the word Octopus must now be capit...
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Funny story: Queen given £3m to make crumbling Kate Middleton safe

Queen given £3m to make crumbling Kate Middleton safe

London - Preposterous Mess): The UK's top royal benefit scounger has managed to blag a £3 million swagbag to shore up a disastrous PR campaign that promoted desperate wannabe somebody Kate Middleton as the next House of Windsor bride.
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Funny story: Super Tuesday brazilian wax for lucky Barney

Super Tuesday brazilian wax for lucky Barney

White House, Washington AC/DC - (Shaggy Dog Ass): Lucky First Dog Barney is set to become the first presidential pooch to celebrate GOP Super Tuesday hopes with his very own inaugural brazilian wax.
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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...
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Funny story: Fat 19 year old's album makes UK No #1

Fat 19 year old's album makes UK No #1

London - (Large Ass Mess): A new Amy Winehouse she ain't. For a start Winehouse could fit three times over into Adele Adkins' since 20+ comfort-stretch jeans. In fact her entire body could squeeze into just one leg of Adkins' Country...
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Funny story: Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

The much hyped Spice Girl tour has been cancelled after irreconcilable artistic differences within the group. According to sources close to the band, two of the girls had felt that their act was not sufficiently raunchy for today's highly sexed u...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo Has Laser Treatment

Cristiano Ronaldo, the gay Manchester United striker, has announced that he has had extensive laser treatment in France, but has not specified which part of his body it was on.
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Funny story: Bin laden bids for Liverpool

Bin laden bids for Liverpool

It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.
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Funny story: SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

New York, New York - Lorne Michaels finally ended speculation regarding who would be playing the role of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, on SNL this season, announcing that the part would go to the show's other regular impersonator of persons...
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Funny story: British Law To Be Introduced In Saudi Arabia

British Law To Be Introduced In Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia has announced that, in a landmark reciprocal agreement with the British government and the Church of England, it will introduce British Law in place of Sharia Law from next month. The move comes after Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop...
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Funny story: England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

England rugby team in trouble for nearly beating Wales

The English rugby team has found itself in hot water with the government's watchdog for mediocrity. The Council for Underperformance in National Teams has launched an investigation into how the England XV nearly won at Twickenham yesterday.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul has set himself up to be the second U.S. President with a Facebook account. Of course the chances of him becoming the next President are about as good as President Bush's chances to serve another term, which seems about as likely as Bus...
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Funny story: Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.
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Funny story: 12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.
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Funny story: Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...
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Funny story: Belichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy

Belichick, Patriots Face Blackmail Controversy

Shortly after the New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants Sunday night, a new controversy broke out over cheating by the Patriots and their coach, Bill Belichick. Belichick allegedly blackmailed referees in an effort to influe...
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