Funny story: Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Jewish groups are alternately outraged and amused by an invitation issued by the White House for a Hanukkah reception: the printed card features a painting of the White House Christmas tree being delivered as the President and Laura kiss under the mi...
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Funny story: With Clinton Cabinet in Place, Obama Plans 8 Month Safari "to Find Himself"!

With Clinton Cabinet in Place, Obama Plans 8 Month Safari "to Find Himself"!

Washington, DC/ Leisure Times - The President Elect, Barack Hussein Obama I, says his job is "over", and now he needs "time to rest!" Obama made the statement at a national news conference after he turned the day to day running of the country over t...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Joe Biden Surfaces: Been Missing Since Nov. 4. Staffers Say Lobotomy Appears to have Cleared His Mind!

Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Medical Journal - Vice President Elect Joe Biden suddenly resurfaced today after having "gone missing" since the night of the Presidential election over a month ago. Mysteriously, no one noticed he had been missing! A...
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Funny story: Robber Foiled In Leeds

Robber Foiled In Leeds

Two female employees of a bookmaking shop in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, took on a robber who barged into their office. Nickola Kirk, 37, and Francisca Hamilton, 39, fought with the man, who decided he was outmatched and tried to run -- but found...
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Funny story: Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...
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Funny story: Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...
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Funny story: Putin caught shagging ex-Olympic gymnast Svetlana Khorkina

Putin caught shagging ex-Olympic gymnast Svetlana Khorkina

Moscow - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has been caught shagging former Olympic 'artistic' gymnast Svetlana Vasilievna Khorkina, now a Deputy in the Russian State Duma. Private detectives acting for Mrs Putin...
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Funny story: Santa Claus To Retire Dec. 24

Santa Claus To Retire Dec. 24

For nearly 800 years, Christopher Rudolph Kringle, better known as Santa Claus, has been traveling across the globe every Christmas Eve, giving presents to all the good children and raping all the bad ones. But this year, he's retiring. For the fi...
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Funny story: Monday's apocalyptical Feast of the Immaculate Deception and the Enlightenment (of Spoof writer) Jesus Buddha

Monday's apocalyptical Feast of the Immaculate Deception and the Enlightenment (of Spoof writer) Jesus Buddha

London - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): Armageddon watchers are holding their breath ahead of Monday 8 December's apocalyptical Feast of the Immaculate Deception which coincides with the Sanskrit holy day of Bodhi or the Enlightenment of Spoof! w...
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Funny story: Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...
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Funny story: Vatican issues a writ: McCartney under threat

Vatican issues a writ: McCartney under threat

In breaking news, the Vatican has announced that it will subpoena former Beatle Paul McCartney to attend a special hearing by the Office of Orthodox Instruction (formerly the Inquisition set up originally during the Reformation). Whilst the Vatic...
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Funny story: First World Projectile Vomiting Championships to be Launched

First World Projectile Vomiting Championships to be Launched

A new sport has been created that could take the world by surprise. It was 'invented' by Wilfred Retch of Shrewsbury who had, along with his brother Richard, been to see his grandfather at the Royal Shrewsbury Hospital earlier last year. On their way...
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Funny story: Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The Pentagon has issued a directive to expand the number of aliens it recruits into the military in yet another effort to make up for chronic shortages of warriors, doctors, and linguists available for wartime duty. The...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Sues over Accusation of Kindness

Jacqui Smith Sues over Accusation of Kindness

When Mr. Norman Normal saw Jacqui Smith apparently helping an infirm old woman to cross the street, he made the mistake of his life by complimenting the Home Secretary on her kindness. Now he is to be sued for ₤3 million for jeopardizing 'not on...
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Funny story: Wille Nelson To Be The New Secretary of Agriculture

Wille Nelson To Be The New Secretary of Agriculture

AUSTIN, Texas - Country music icon, Willie Nelson, 75, has been named by president-elect Barack Obama to be the new secretary of agriculture. Obama told CNN's Anderson Cooper, "Look Andy, there is no one in the United States who is more qualified...
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Funny story: All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

Detroit, Michigan Reaching a historic agreement with CEO's of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, Congress, on Wednesday, approved a massive bailout plan...and included the stipulation, that if the American tax-payers are to bail out the auto co...
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Funny story: RNC's UNCEMPD Paid More than a Dollar per Strand of Hair to Disguise Palin's Pretty Brainless Head

RNC's UNCEMPD Paid More than a Dollar per Strand of Hair to Disguise Palin's Pretty Brainless Head

Scientists have long debated the number of hairs on the average human head. The estimates , without reference to the biblical pledge to have counted every hair, come out at about an average of 100,ooo strands. As reports of the money spent by the NRC...
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Funny story: Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Daughter of JFK, Caroline Kennedy whose last political act was to ride a pony in the Rose garden came out of hiding to back Obama against Clinton. Now that her wager has won, the real reason has emerged. Caroline hoped that Obama would win, name Clin...
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Funny story: Bush's Half Million Month Jobless Man March Makes Bid for Guinness Book

Bush's Half Million Month Jobless Man March Makes Bid for Guinness Book

In a line that would reach the moon and back, President Bush created a queue of the November unemployed just to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. W explained: "I tried to get into the book for losing two wars at a time but was...
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Funny story: Arrested for impersonation

Arrested for impersonation

TORONTO Margate- An on the buses bus driver has been arrested in Toronto on a charge of impersonating himself with intent, police said on Friday. Malcon Preper, founder and managing partner of On The Buses company, was scheduled to appear in court...
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Funny story: Jobs vanish

Jobs vanish

WASHITON - Half-million jobs vanished virtually in a flash last month, the worst in over a century. Some people predict 1 million jobs will vanish between now and the spring of 2009 - and that the once-humming economy could stagger forward at a sh...
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Funny story: Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...
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Funny story: Gordon's Fruity Calender

Gordon's Fruity Calender

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is set to cash in on his sexual escapades with the release of the Gordon Ramsay "Big Boy" Calender featuring twelve erotic shots of the culinary king doing inappropriate things with food. "It'll be out before the new y...
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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

There was more bad news for OJ Simpson last night as, after having been sentenced to 15 years in prison for kidnap and armed robbery, it was announced that the team he once played for, the Buffalo Bills, had asked for his great name to be de-inductif...
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