Funny story: New Male Enhancement Product Announced

New Male Enhancement Product Announced

New York NY: A consortium of pharmaceutical companies has announced that a new male enhancement tablet is currently being test marketed in various US cities. A marketing spokesperson said that "the purpose of this real world testing is to "work out t...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin's mother in law-to-be busted for five kilos of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderf**k

Bristol Palin's mother in law-to-be busted for five kilos of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderf**k

Wasilla, Alaska - (High and Dry Mess): Just days away from becoming a grandma to Governor Sarah Palin's eldest daughter's baby Wasilla resident Sherry L Johnston was busted this morning for growing 'up to five kilos' of the notorious Alaskan Matanusk...
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Funny story: Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite. The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...
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Funny story: Woman sues Lubricant company

Woman sues Lubricant company

A multinational corporation found itself in a rather slippery situation today after its petroleum jelly brand was sued for the heafty sum of $10,000,001. Mrs B. A. Gentleman pressed charges against the company after she caught her 12 year old son...
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Funny story: Manchester United Boss In Trouble For Crashing Real Madrid Website

Manchester United Boss In Trouble For Crashing Real Madrid Website

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is under investigation tonight, after sending an email containing a virus to the official Real Madrid website, which subsequently crashed. Ferguson had reacted angrily yesterday, at questions regarding...
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Funny story: TV Sitcom Christmas Shows

TV Sitcom Christmas Shows

HOLLYWOOD, California - TV Hills & Valleys, the noted televison publication in it's latest issue presented a capsule view of three of this year's top television show's Christmas episodes. TWO AND A HALF MEN - Charlie and Alan get drunk on three bottles of holiday spirits. They call a taxi and take Alan's young son, Jake to a tattoo parlor where he gets a tattoo on his left upper arm that re...
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Funny story: Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access

Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access

Mediterranean Sea - (Hunt for Red October Mess): An explosion off Malta's territorial waters aboard a Borei-class Russian submarine is believed to be responsible for Friday's destruction of internet and phone telecoms between Europe, the Middle East,...
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Funny story: New Crisp Flavours Unveiled

New Crisp Flavours Unveiled

Makers of the famous Crispington Round crisp brand have unveiled 3 new flvours, causing much controversy amongst its most die hard fans. For over 20 years the brand has only had one flavour 'Basics Pate'. Steven Brackets of the consumer group 'Cr...
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Funny story: Time of the Month magazine awards Michelle Obama ultimate gong

Time of the Month magazine awards Michelle Obama ultimate gong

New York - (Humunguous Ass Mess): America's First Lady-elect Michelle Obama has been honored with Time of the Month magazine's ultimate accolade. The forty-something mother of two has been awarded the issue's annual Red Rag to a Bull gong in the f...
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Funny story: Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.

Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.

TheSpoof.com nuisance, Jesus Budda has said that he's "not bothered" writing any more "sh*tty little stories" as he never bothers reading his own work so he wouldn't expect anyone else to do so either. The fat, stupid bastard was speaking to himse...
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Funny story: More Letters to TheSpoof.com

More Letters to TheSpoof.com

Dear TheSpoof.com...celebrities get things off their chest with a little rant and a rave. Dear TheSpoof.com: It hurts my feelings when people make fun of the way I talk. You need to listen to what I actually say! That's far more worthy of ridicule. Barney Frank Just trying to keep up Dear TheSpoof.com: I am apalled by such Tomfoolery! Time was when a well written...
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Funny story: RCHS Yearbook Vandalized

RCHS Yearbook Vandalized

An unidentified eraser-wielding vandal has rubbed out the eyes and ears of graduating senior Prunella June "Prunie" Bratcher in Freida Kaye Elliot's personal copy of "The RCHS Script," and replaced them with those of a cross-eyed jackass, the 2008 Re...
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Funny story: Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson Hook Up - For revenge!

Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson Hook Up - For revenge!

Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are reportedly a couple, well according to the voices in my head they are. And furthermore, my vivid imagination tells me that Song, 20, and Pattinson, 20, are hooking up for revenge. Pattinson dated Joe Jonas's curr...
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Funny story: South Korea's Most Beautiful Actress/Adultress

South Korea's Most Beautiful Actress/Adultress

SEOUL, South Korea - One of South Korea's most famous actresses has been found guilty of adultery. In a high profile case the full-time actress and part-time adultress Ok-So-ri said that she is so sorry that she got caught having an affair with on...
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Funny story: Baghdad Marine's Toys For Tots Drive A Huge Success

Baghdad Marine's Toys For Tots Drive A Huge Success

With less than a week before Christmas, the United States Marine Corps has declared it's annual "Toys For Tots" drive in Baghdad to be a resounding success. Despite concerns about a stagnant economy and an ongoing war, the Marines have seen donations...
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Funny story: Orders Pour In For Bush Attack Shoes

Orders Pour In For Bush Attack Shoes

WASHINGTON (FMLive Wire) -- The shoe hurled at President George W. Bush has sent sales soaring for the Turkish shoe maker as orders pour in from Iraq, the USA, Congress, Iran, Europe and other developing and developed nations. The gray-brown, th...
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Funny story: Mice Found On Moon

Mice Found On Moon

Lunar images beamed back to Earth from a British satellite have revealed extraordinary results, reports in a science journal claim, with, what appears to be, mice scurrying around the surface of the Moon. Scientists have long suspected that the Mo...
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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals Giant Demands Apology From FDA For Banned Drugs

Pharmaceuticals Giant Demands Apology From FDA For Banned Drugs

Pharmaceutical giant Smerck publicly demanded an apology from the Food and Drug Administration for it's actions in banning the drug Vileoxx. The drug manufacturer also wanted to take the opportunity to get a few other things off it's chest, things th...
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Funny story: The 2008 Christmas Season's Top Ten Selling Books

The 2008 Christmas Season's Top Ten Selling Books

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - One of the nation's leading bookstore chains, 'The You Can't Judge A Book By It's Cover' has just released their yearly Christmas list. THE TOP TEN SELLING BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS 2008 * Chinese Ceramic Christmas Ornaments and Were They Once Really Edible? * Overweight Individuals Who Eat Christmas Fruit Cakes Through A Straw And Why * The Key To Understanding Key Misun...
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Funny story: Bush Thrown To The Lions By Christians

Bush Thrown To The Lions By Christians

Today, in Rome, President George W Bush was thrown to the lions by a group of devout Christians. 'It had to happen', the Right Reverend Ludicrus Pompey said, 'Bush had turned our religion into a laughing stock, and not even a very highly-priced s...
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Funny story: Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer gave $10 million of stolen oil dosh to Clinton Foundation

Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer gave $10 million of stolen oil dosh to Clinton Foundation

Little Cock, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer donated $10 million to Bill Clinton's Presidential Fantasy Factory...er, Charitable Foundation! - according to records released today. Jefr...
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Funny story: Well It's Senator Al Franken (Finally!)

Well It's Senator Al Franken (Finally!)

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - Well after seven long weeks of recounting and re-recounting, and re-re-recounting it appears to be official. Democrat Al Franken has defeated Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman. To many seasoned political observers it appears tha...
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Funny story: Scientists Disprove Popular Myths

Scientists Disprove Popular Myths

Is having a hat on conserving body heat? Most hat wearing people surveyed said yes. But the scientists who studied the matter insist that the release of methane from the anus is a much more predominant loss of heat. forget the stocking cap and the fedora and cut out the frijoles or stick in some anal beads. Sugar sure got to be the reason for the riled up child...No, declare scientists who h...
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Funny story: William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

A man appearing before the Judiciary in Poland has told how a road rage incident in Warsaw was caused by listening to the William Tell Overture, a classical piece of music first written in the 19th Century. The 61 year old semi-retired chicken p...
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Funny story: MP Outcry over 999 Jacuzzi Call

MP Outcry over 999 Jacuzzi Call

A Smegmadale MP has been called an 'effeminate barmy clot' for dialling 999 after hearing strange noises from his turbo jacuzzi. Smegmadale Labour MP Rupert Plonker called emergency services when something mechanical went violently squirly inside...
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Funny story: Nawaz Sharif acknowldges that Kasab is his first cousin

Nawaz Sharif acknowldges that Kasab is his first cousin

Former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has acknowledged that Ajmal Kasab, the terrorist under arrest for the Mumbai attacks last month, is a Pakistani and a first cousin of the ex PM. "I have checked myself. Our house and village have been cordoned of...
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Funny story: Iraqi Journalist now says he thought Bush was El Karim the villain from Sindbad

Iraqi Journalist now says he thought Bush was El Karim the villain from Sindbad

The journalist who hurled his shoes at US President George W. Bush has described his attack as "ugly" and asked the Iraqi government for leniency, on the grounds that his body had been temporarily possessed by the spirit of the real Sindbad. A gov...
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Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...
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Funny story: Cracker Threat

Cracker Threat

High street stores are tightening up on their sale of that most dangerous of items at Christmas - the Cracker. All crackers sold in the UK are to carry a health warning indicating that these heinous devices are a dangerous explosive, and should no...
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Funny story: Santa tops CIA most wanted list

Santa tops CIA most wanted list

In a remarkable turn of events, the CIA (Criminally Insane Americans) have announced that Father Christmas is the CIA's 'Most Wanted'. Many notaries have topped this list in the past, most recently Osama Bin Laden of Al Qaeda, and Adolf Hitler. Bu...
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Funny story: Queen forced to wear ceremonial robes

Queen forced to wear ceremonial robes

In a late parliament session last night, new rules were laid down for the monarch of the UK. It was decided that she should wear her ceremonial robes all the time. "We have decided that as the head of state," said Jacqui Smith, Home Secretary, "wh...
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Funny story: Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...
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Funny story: Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

As America's plastic beauty turned fifty, she experienced an episode that sent her to the Mattel General Hospital. Having breasts the size of melons on an 18 inch body never seemed to bother Barbie. The most popular toy doll went about her busine...
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Funny story: Iraqi Shoes Thrower Admits Error

Iraqi Shoes Thrower Admits Error

Iraqi reporter, Muntaza al-Zaidi, the now infamous shoes thrower of Baghdad has offer an admission of error in the internationally renowned case of footwear assault. Not since Sex in the City have footcoverings played such a large part in prominent y...
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Funny story: Obama and Rick "Rabbit" Warren to Star in Saddleback Mountain

Obama and Rick "Rabbit" Warren to Star in Saddleback Mountain

Ang Lee, award winning director of lots of movies with prominent nasty bits has announced his latest project. Saddleback Mountain will be the story of an under educated preacher who launches himself into a multi million dollar career with a shall...
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Funny story: Peanut Butter Internet Dating Scam Smacked Down By Spoof Police

Peanut Butter Internet Dating Scam Smacked Down By Spoof Police

Spoof reporters tonight accompanied Spoof police officers on a series of raids targeted at internet dating site fraud. 'Quite often, what you see is not what you're about to get,' explained Sergeant John Sergeant-Smythe. 'I mean, it's ridiculous t...
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Funny story: Illuminati brand Obama the ultimate Puppet President

Illuminati brand Obama the ultimate Puppet President

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): New World Disorder of the Illuminati members who lost their marbles and lifetime savings in the Bernie Madoff ponzi scam are mad as hell. And now some of their grandees are threatening to out Barack Ob...
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