Funny story: Bush Wanks Dog In Gruesome White House Video

Bush Wanks Dog In Gruesome White House Video

Outgoing US President George Bush has appeared in a graphic White House video with pets Miss Beazley and Barney, in which he repeatedly strokes the latter's undercarriage, and seemingly masturbates the beast. Bush and his family were shooting thei...
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Funny story: Sunderland Appoint Keegan And Shearer

Sunderland Appoint Keegan And Shearer

Sunderland have hired Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer to steer them through the rest of the season in their battle against relegation, Niall Quinn confirmed in a press conference today. "We've thought long and hard about who we wanted", stated Quinn...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Hillary Clinton's whimsical leisure paintings are now becoming increasingly popular amongst men and boys around the globe. Clinton's paintings which have been 'swept under the covers' until recent times have sparked controversy worldwide. The artw...
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Funny story: Bush finally finds WMD in Iraq

Bush finally finds WMD in Iraq

US president George W Bush who waged a largely unsuccessful war on Iraq finally found the weapons of mass destruction he was looking for ever since US led troops landed up at Baghdad in search of the elusive weapons. "The weapons were size 10 and...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Having Problems

Mel Gibson Having Problems

Friends of Mel Gibson's are brushing off talk that his marriage is in trouble. "Mel just tried to help out a young singer and all this starts. Hollywood can be rough", stated one friend Gibson made while graduating from the Betty Ford University...
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Funny story: Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Impressed by Vladimir Putin's hold on Soviet power despite no longer being Premier, Dick Cheney has secretly flown to Moscow to be personally coached by the 'Iron Man Of Russia'. Knowing that he will be out of a job in a month and that a lot of h...
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Funny story: Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...
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Funny story: Bush Almost Done-in by Possibly Murderous Shoe

Bush Almost Done-in by Possibly Murderous Shoe

In a treacherous attack on President-reject Bush while he was on a farewell tour of Iraq (known there as a 'Good Riddance' tour), an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at him during a speech. "This shows how poor things have gotten here." said Munt...
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Funny story: Hutu Hate Monger Hired by US Right-wing Radio

Hutu Hate Monger Hired by US Right-wing Radio

U.S. hate radio marked a new phase in its development by hiring the Hutu radio announcer who helped fuel the Rwanda massacre in the 1990's with his anti-Tutsi rants. Right-wing stations felt that Ebogen Banja, still an arrogant, bile filled hater of...
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Funny story: Spoof Magazine Editor Arrested For Contributing To Delinquency of Minor

Spoof Magazine Editor Arrested For Contributing To Delinquency of Minor

The editor and owner of The Spoof, an on-line humor/humour magazine based in England, has been arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The underaged victims of his alleged abuse include a 14 year old Nigerian boy known by the alias...
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Funny story: Auction Website Unrolls Plan To Register The Deceased On Auction Site

Auction Website Unrolls Plan To Register The Deceased On Auction Site

During an interview with AuctionWatch, Dead-bay (Dbay) CEO Don Jonohoe confirmed rumors that Dbay has been registering the deceased on the popular online auction site. "I got the idea from Meg (Whitman) actually" Jonohoe said. "During the Republ...
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Funny story: Another UFO Lands On Another Man's Head

Another UFO Lands On Another Man's Head

In what has been called a "copycat incident", in Greendale, a village in Milwaukee County, Wisconsin, another UFO landed on another man's head just after breakfast yesterday morning. Arthur J. Wallenger, a local man, was out taking his morning str...
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Funny story: Man Allergic to Shit Crash Lands in India

Man Allergic to Shit Crash Lands in India

Talk about the worst luck ever - a man with a life-threatening allergy to shit landed smack bang in the middle of the sacred Ganges river after a skydiving accident went wrong. Jerry Pittpox, 32, was hoping to raise some cash for blind, deaf, mute...
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Funny story: Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Ever experience a couple of cold winter, or pollen-strewn summer, days of coughing and wheezing, taking yourself off to the doctor and telling him you feel like sh*t? In Holland you'd probably be diagnosed with a severe respiratory infection and...
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Funny story: Women show interest in Bush shoe slinger story

Women show interest in Bush shoe slinger story

ATP According to reports pouring in women all over the world have shown great interest in the news coming out of Iraq about shoes being thrown on George W Bush. According to the woman on the street,Carrie, Manolos are the shoe of choice these days...
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Funny story: Third Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Third Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol

Me thinks dear reader that you should review the preceding installments first Stave 2: The First of the Three Spirits When Cratchit awoke, it was so dark, like one entombed, he wondered whether his eyes were open or not, no difference between walls and window. He was deciphering the placement of objects as to where in the world they had vanished, when the church clock signaled it's time. So...
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Funny story: Son of "Oddjob" attacks President Bush with shoes instead of hat; family brokenhearted

Son of "Oddjob" attacks President Bush with shoes instead of hat; family brokenhearted

Baghdad, Iraq - Members of the Oddjob family hung their heads in shame as news of their prodigal son, Muntadar-Sakata Oddjob, used his shoes, instead of his hat, to attack President George W. Bush at a press conference in Iraq yesterday. "We alwa...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Tapped To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Rosie O'Donnell Tapped To Be New 'Dr. Who'

New Yawk, NY-- Rosie O'Donnell is the surprise choice to play the new Dr Who on the epic British science-fiction show. The portly entertainer will be the first American, the first female and the first lesbian for the legendary show that began in 196...
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Funny story: Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...
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Funny story: George W. Bush to Self-Produce New Biopic in 2009

George W. Bush to Self-Produce New Biopic in 2009

President George W. Bush announced today that his first move when he leaves office in 2009 will be to follow in Oliver Stone's footsteps and be the first former president to produce a movie based on his own life. Bush described the film as "Missi...
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Funny story: Cleaning Woman Puts Shoes Tossed At Bush On eBay

Cleaning Woman Puts Shoes Tossed At Bush On eBay

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Fatima Mustafa, 87, who works as a cleaning woman at the Sands Motel in downtown Baghdad has taken the shoes that were thrown at President Bush and placed them on eBay. Mrs. Mustafa, whose cleaning duties include cleaning the confe...
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Funny story: 100 reasons why you're still Single!

100 reasons why you're still Single!

Why are you still single? Possibly because you... 1.Call Grey's Anatomy simply "Grey's" 2.Have entertained the notion that "the Axe Effect" is real 3.Own tie-dyed gym clothes 4. Purchased your dining room set with Marlboro Miles 5. Are only gay when you're drunk 6. Have written poetry inside a Starbucks 7. Wink in a rakish manner each time you tell a joke 8. Have a ferret...
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Funny story: Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Top world financial groups on Monday revealed massive potential losses from an alleged scam run by Wall Street trader Bernard Madoff, admitting they were fooled by a classic pyramid investment fraud. British, French, Japanese and Spanish banks an...
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Funny story: Moon mystery solved: it's cheese, say eggheads

Moon mystery solved: it's cheese, say eggheads

After years of study, a highly-paid team of researchers has confirmed that the Moon is in fact made of cheese after all. After visiting the moon in 1969, the American space agency NASA declared that the Earth's only natural satellite was composed...
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Funny story: Irish minister held at gunpoint in EU treaty referendum poser

Irish minister held at gunpoint in EU treaty referendum poser

Ballybollox, Eire - (Shergar Mess): Ireland's European Affairs minister Dick Roche has been held hostage at gunpoint during an EU Treaty Referendum Mark 2 seige. He was grabbed by hooded armed robbers who then escaped with an undisclosed referendu...
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Funny story: 'Madoff made off with my dosh' sobs Nicola Whorelicks

'Madoff made off with my dosh' sobs Nicola Whorelicks

Canary Warp - (Sorry Ass Mess): City darling and financial wonder woman Nicola Whorelicks told a press conference today she is gutted at losing $500 million to an innovative Off-the-Wall St Ponzi scheme run by George Bush's personal hedge fund manage...
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Funny story: Shoe bomber puts the boot in Bush

Shoe bomber puts the boot in Bush

Baghdad - (Loadofoldcobblers! Mess): Iraq's notorious shoe bomber got his moment of revenge yesterday putting the boot into President George W Bush during a prime-time televised photo-op. Muntadar al-Zeidi clearly didn't like the smarmy way in whi...
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Funny story: Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince To Become First Black British Premier League Manager To Be Sacked

Paul Ince the Blackburn Rovers manager, and the first black Briton to become a Premier League manager, is this morning being tipped to become the first black British PL manager to be sacked. It's another notable distinction for Ince, who had a gli...
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Funny story: Bush throws shoe at Cheney who misses but hits Iraqi reporter instead

Bush throws shoe at Cheney who misses but hits Iraqi reporter instead

Baghdad Iraq - US President George.W. Bush's surprise visit to Baghdad on Saturday ceased to be a surprise after he hit a famous journalist with his size 10 shoe. The president had been accompanied in the visit by his Vice Dick Cheney to witness...
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Funny story: Shoes Thrown at Bush in Baghdad

Shoes Thrown at Bush in Baghdad

Handbagdad, Iraq - US President George W Bush declared both his presidency and his wardrobe completed today when an Iraqi journalist hurled shoes at him during a press conference on his farewell visit to the war-torn country. Ducking behind the po...
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Funny story: Shoes Declare War on Bush

Shoes Declare War on Bush

It seemed that it was just the actions of some nutty jihad crazed fundamentalist, when an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at Bush the other day, but repeated incidents of shoe throwing have changed many experts opinion on what caused the footwear hu...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Semi-Final To Be Re-Danced

Strictly Come Dancing - Semi-Final To Be Re-Danced

In view of the tremendous amount of anger expressed by viewers of its dance show, Strictly Come Dancing, and the amount of publicity it has received, it is considering scrapping the result of Saturday's episode, and having the whole sorry mess re-dan...
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Funny story: Santa is bald!

Santa is bald!

Paparazzi pictures from Lapland have shown that Santa Claus is balder than a politician's lie. The spirit of Christmas was spotted pottering in his garden prior to his busiest day of the year, tending his marigolds wearing a Dolci and Gabana red s...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Row As Shit Hits Fan

Strictly Come Dancing Row As Shit Hits Fan

There was new drama on the Strictly Come Dancing stage on Saturday night, when members of the studio audience rioted when the result was announced, and a major fight broke out. Ten people were hurt, one man seriously, after a turd thrown from a ba...
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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider now a sex symbol

Large Hadron Collider now a sex symbol

The Large Hadron Collider, located in Switzerland, has achieved a notoriety it would never have been previously dreamed possible: as a sex symbol. Hundreds of females who have visited the web site have emailed the CERN corporation who manage the...
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Funny story: Bush Shoe Tosser Signed By The Seattle Mariners

Bush Shoe Tosser Signed By The Seattle Mariners

SEATTLE, Washington - The Seattle Mariners who in 2008, had the worst record in the American League (61-101) have just signed Muntazer al-Zaidi to a three year, $3 million pitching contract. Al-Zaidi is the Iraqi journalist who threw two shoes at...
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Funny story: Kinnear Tells Marriage Counselor: I'll Do Anything to Keep Michael Owen Happy

Kinnear Tells Marriage Counselor: I'll Do Anything to Keep Michael Owen Happy

There's a failing marriage in Newcastle but according to a marital adviser who wished to remain nameless Joe Kinnear is doing everything he can to rescue the relationship. Despite Michael Owens' complaints about alienation of affection and cold p...
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Funny story: White House Tits

White House Tits

Fifth Lady Hairy Bush showed her tits to Michael Oblama in the Black House - and her daughters gave her a lap dance in the mansion that will soon become her home. After the two couples fondled and kissed each other at the executive mansion's, they...
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Funny story: Obama Presidency of The Country Formerly Known as the US of A is cancelled

Obama Presidency of The Country Formerly Known as the US of A is cancelled

Recent economic developments have reduced the US of A to a bankrupt conglomerate in receivership to a variety of foreign countries and international corporations with a smattering of involvement of good old fashioned former American billionaires.
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Funny story: Paper is a waste of trees

Paper is a waste of trees

Material sent out by candidates and officials in September's Council polls was enough to fill up two Parks and one forest with trees, according to a concern group study. Dog owners Acting for People and the Environment said 551 tonnes of paper we...
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Funny story: Evangelical Opiate of the People: The Commoners' Religious Bailout

Evangelical Opiate of the People: The Commoners' Religious Bailout

The 2008 recession has proven to bad for all business except one. The evangelical enterprise of numbing the hopelessness of the ordinary human by relieving them of their last dime has turned out to be a boom industry. Church attendance is skyro...
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Funny story: Thai Tranny Leadership Contest Underway

Thai Tranny Leadership Contest Underway

BIGCOCK, Thailand - Chicks with dicks party leader Albut Vagina won a majority of votes in a transexual leadership party on Monday and was expected to be named Thailand's next top Transexual. The cock in one of the Representatives mouth was unoffi...
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Funny story: Throwing Things at Bush: New International Epidemic

Throwing Things at Bush: New International Epidemic

An Iraqi journalist whose pent up frustration with the destruction of his country and hundreds of thousands of his fellow citizens by Bush's unnecessary war release his anger by throwing both of his shoes at Bush. Bush stood behind a podium during a...
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Funny story: Marijuana Has Big Medical Benefits and Counters Deadly Effects of Aspartame

Marijuana Has Big Medical Benefits and Counters Deadly Effects of Aspartame

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - A food and drug watchdog announced Tuesday that its new scientific studies supported the medical and recreational use of marijuana "by rats and other mammal creatures." Chief Ralph Roachman made the startling announcement...
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Funny story: Bush: Another Day

Bush: Another Day

MADHDAD - On a public trip shrouded in secrecy and marred by marmite, President George W. Bush on Sunday hailed himself queen and got a queen size mattress reminder of his unpopularity when a man hurled a mattress at him during a karaoke contest in I...
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Funny story: New Beatles Anthology

New Beatles Anthology

A new 22,575-page Beatles anthology/biography will be released next summer, according to little-known author and self-proclaimed Beatles expert, George Lennon-McCartney. "I've got everything you ever wanted to know about the Beatles in there so...
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Funny story: Winter Solstice Sun/Pluto Conjunction: Yule Be Sorry Obama, Skull 'n' Bonesmen Reckon

Winter Solstice Sun/Pluto Conjunction: Yule Be Sorry Obama, Skull 'n' Bonesmen Reckon

The Cosmos - (Hellfire Club Mess): The Oracle has spoken. Next weekend's apocalyptic Sun/Pluto conjunction Winter Solstice will seal Barack Obama's fate. According to psychic loss adjustors on the payroll of the Ancient American Order of the Sk...
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Funny story: Underpants Thrown At George Bush

Underpants Thrown At George Bush

A surprise visit by US President George Bush to Iraq today, has been overshadowed by an incident in which a pair of soiled underpants were thrown at him during a news conference. An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards af...
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