Funny story: India uses novel torture technique on Pakistani militants - says "We don't need Guantanamo"

India uses novel torture technique on Pakistani militants - says "We don't need Guantanamo"

The lone-surviving Pakistani militant in Indian custody has been singing like a canary. While the Zardari-Gilani government (pressured by the Army-Mullah-Militant nexus) has been running hither-thither and yon pointing fingers sideways and complaini...
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Funny story: Bleak Outlook for Political Comedians

Bleak Outlook for Political Comedians

With President-reject Bush only a stones throw from eviction and a seemingly competent new leader coming in, the outlook for sources of new political humor material seems discouraging. "Thank God we got Hillary in there otherwise we'd be dead i...
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Funny story: Tribal Spokesman Says Economy Fine

Tribal Spokesman Says Economy Fine

A tribe unknown until five years ago living in Brazil's Rain Forest say they have not been affected in the least by the world's economy taking a nose dive. "Mubutu lost some stock but found them a week later over the hill where Anja lives. He clai...
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Funny story: ABC's of ex girlfriends

ABC's of ex girlfriends

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally gr...
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Funny story: Roger Clemens Signs With The Yokohama Bay Stars

Roger Clemens Signs With The Yokohama Bay Stars

YOKOHAMA, Japan - Major League baseball pitcher Roger Clemens has just been signed by the Yokohama Bay Stars of The Japanese Central League. Clemens reportedly signed a two-year contract worth $60 million. Clemens and his family will live rent fre...
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Funny story: Jimmy Wilkinson's Edged Weapons Announce The Latest In Shaving Technology - A 58 Blade Razor With Artificial Intelligence

Jimmy Wilkinson's Edged Weapons Announce The Latest In Shaving Technology - A 58 Blade Razor With Artificial Intelligence

Dubai, sunset. - Much fanfare here in Dubai at the Filthy Rich To The Extent That It Borders On Obscenity Hotel, Dubai, at sunset. UK shaving technology giants Jimmy Wilkinson's unveiled their much heralded 58 blade miracle item of high tech shavi...
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Funny story: Council knew social worker 'was probably Myra Hindley's daughter'

Council knew social worker 'was probably Myra Hindley's daughter'

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): For years a North London council knew that disgraced social worker Sharon Poosmith 'was probably Myra Hindley's illigitimate daughter' according to an opinion poll in this weekend's Fascist on Sunday. Poosmith,...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens slammed for Mexico's Naked Virgin of Guadalupe magazine front cover

Vanessa Hudgens slammed for Mexico's Naked Virgin of Guadalupe magazine front cover

Mexico City - (Naked Ass Madonna Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been slammed for her tinsel-pubed Naked Virgin of Guadalupe on the December front cover of iconic glamor magazine LA FagHagSlagMag's Mexican edition. The publi...
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Funny story: Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists develop non-stick Velcro

Scientists working at MIT have developed an amazing new form of Velcro that does not stick. "For millennia, people have sought a way to stop their sweaters getting stuck to the hood of their Velcro jackets. Now that glorious day has come", said Pr...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...
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Funny story: Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...
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Funny story: Four horsemen of the apocalypse audition for hollywood role

Four horsemen of the apocalypse audition for hollywood role

Those funky equine lovers, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, have recently auditioned for a role in an upcoming Woody Allen flick, as yet untitled, though it is believed to be about Mr Ed, the talking horse. The Horsemen, just back from a exte...
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Funny story: Barclay Sisters to Quit Sark

Barclay Sisters to Quit Sark

Risking the perils of breaking their customary Trappist code of silence and avoiding publicity like the plague, the senile multi-zillionaire Barclay twins, Doris and Noris, are rumoured to be closing down all business investments on the tiny Channel...
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Funny story: Dundee Bus Drivers Run And Tell Their Mummies

Dundee Bus Drivers Run And Tell Their Mummies

In the city of Dundee, in the heart of Central Scotland - a country that is generally seen as one of the most dangerous and violent parts of the planet - local bus drivers today made a complaint about shocking abuse directed towards them. But not fro...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Jennifer Aniston has revealed, in an exclusive interview, with ET's Mary Hart that she has decided to quit being a famous movie and television star and dedicate herself to being Brad and Angelina's full time babysitter. Jennifer, looking erotically sexy in a see-thru black teddy from Victoria's Secret talked candidly with Mary while on the set of her latest motion picture,...
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Funny story: Dihydrogen Monoxide Aspartame Solution Found In Schools

Dihydrogen Monoxide Aspartame Solution Found In Schools

QUANTICOCO - UPDATE1 FBI agents are raiding schools around the country, roping off the areas around schools for 2000 feet with yellow crime scene tape. Chemists have confirmed the presence of dihydrogen monoxide aspartame solutions concealed in stude...
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Funny story: Ginger Terror Suspect Shot by Police

Ginger Terror Suspect Shot by Police

Police have shot dead an innocent ginger passenger on a London tube, mistakenly believing him to be Ali Carne, a leading member of the Gingers For Justice campaign. Jock Charles Menzies, 18, a tall man with red hair, was making his way to work whe...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Turkeybaste production chiefs were cock a hoop today when Hollywood A lister and media mammy Angelina Jolie agreed to participate in the first series of 'Celebrity surrogate' only hours after they had clinched a deal with newly divorced multi platinu...
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Funny story: Vatican Demands Sex

Vatican Demands Sex

Couples who cannot have sexual intercourse or cannot conceive children naturally have sought methods of reproduction to obey the biblical commission to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. These unique acts of love have been condemned by the Vat...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Movie: 'Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual' to Begin Production

Ann Coulter Movie: 'Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual' to Begin Production

Hollywood, CA- It's official: vitrol-spewing, hate-filled harpy Ann Coulter's biography, Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual will be made into a movie with the same name. The journals were written by Coulter from the ages of twelve to thir...
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Funny story: Bushes Leave Two Obama Children Behind

Bushes Leave Two Obama Children Behind

In the final days of the Bush misadministration, two little black children will be prevented from starting school on time. The presidential elect first family asked if they could stay in the White House former slave quarters so their children could s...
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Funny story: Original Cast of Hair to Perform in the Nude

Original Cast of Hair to Perform in the Nude

Audience after audience have left the Broadway revival of Hair disappointed that today's youthful actors just cannot relate to that special something that sixty somethings recall if they can even remember the Sixties. Producers of the show in a last...
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Funny story: Blagojevich Resigns

Blagojevich Resigns

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich resigned Saturday amid intense pressure from the media, politicians, and street rats. Blagojevich was defiant in his departure, insisting that he is innocent and that "history will judge me favorably." The resigna...
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Funny story: Napoleon Had a Big One

Napoleon Had a Big One

Waterloo-Former blond ABBA singer turned journalist Agnetha Åse Fältskog has unearthed some startling news about the personal life of Napoleon. Careful observation by Agnetha has concluded that the eponymous picture of Napoleon with one hand in h...
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Funny story: Gov. Rod Blagojevich: "Let me walk or else a Republican will get it [Obama's open U.S. Senate seat that is]"

Gov. Rod Blagojevich: "Let me walk or else a Republican will get it [Obama's open U.S. Senate seat that is]"

Chicago, Illinois - With a fountain pen in hand, Governor Rod Blagojevich held the entire State of Illinois and the Democratic Party hostage today, threatening to sign a piece of parchment appointing a Republican to Barack Obama's vacant U.S. Senate...
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