Funny story: Woolworths '100% Off Sale' Causes Mayhem In Brixton

Woolworths '100% Off Sale' Causes Mayhem In Brixton

There was chaos in Brixton this morning as the Woolworths closing down sale got under way, when goods offered with a 100% reduction became the target for bargain-hungry shoppers. Several people were hurt as some customers barged their way towards...
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Funny story: 80-Year-Old Gets Birthday Card From Former Teacher

80-Year-Old Gets Birthday Card From Former Teacher

Robart Anderson of New Ulm, Minnesota turned 80 recently and with his birthday came quite a surprise. He got a birthday card signed by Colletta Harding. She was his teacher - 70 years ago. He says he was very, very surprised. Here's how it happene...
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Funny story: Prisoner Escapes From Jail In Christmas Card

Prisoner Escapes From Jail In Christmas Card

A prisoner has escaped from a Northumberland jail by secreting himself inside a Christmas card he was sending to his wife, it has been reported. The man, Wendell Cripes, 29, was six months into a 9-year sentence for armed robbery, when he disappea...
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Funny story: ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

Coming off last Spring's attempt to prolong the working careers of the 'Baby Boomer' generation, members of Congress have had their heads hanging. The end of the massive 'Baby Boomer' working career is nearing. Giving heed to the slowing market, d...
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Funny story: Man Cuts Himself To Get Ex-Friend In Trouble

Man Cuts Himself To Get Ex-Friend In Trouble

Bill Pharris, a young man who told San Clemente, California police he was jumped and attacked with a knife apparently made up the story in an effort to get an ex-friend in trouble. Lt. Ted Boyne said a 19-year man was arrested Thursday afternoon...
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Funny story: Natalie Holloway Found Under Greta Van Susteren's Desk!

Natalie Holloway Found Under Greta Van Susteren's Desk!

Texas teen Natalie Holloway was recovering last night after emerging from under the desk of On The Record host Greta Van Susteren where she has been held captive for the last three years. Holloway, whose disappearance has been the subject of a rel...
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Funny story: X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

X Factor fans are stunned at the announcement that Jesus Christ is to make a guest appearance on Saturday's final show. Christ is understood to have sought assurances that he will not be overshadowed by Simon Cowell, and after lengthy negotiations...
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Funny story: Town Official Wants Bikini Clad Poster Removed From Surf Shop

Town Official Wants Bikini Clad Poster Removed From Surf Shop

A New Jersey councilwoman is up in arms over a poster of bikini-clad women wearing Aussie Dogs boots displayed in surf shop window because of its location in the historic section of downtown Tuckerton. Liz Moritz told the owners at a Landmarks Co...
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Funny story: Woolworths Goes Out Of Business, Thanks To TARDIS Failure

Woolworths Goes Out Of Business, Thanks To TARDIS Failure

Woolworths, Britain's 1960s theme shop, went out of business today, as accountants switched off its TARDIS. The time machine had kept the chain of stores permanently stuck in 1965, but now it was time for its staff to face up to life in 2008. Shop...
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Funny story: Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

ENGLAND - In breaking news that is shaking the science world, scientists at Bourge' Laboratory located just outside Liverpool have discovered that the smallest unit of matter on Earth is not the atom which has been known to be the smallest unit on Ea...
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Funny story: Scientists give up on idea of teaching Fish to Smoke Pipes

Scientists give up on idea of teaching Fish to Smoke Pipes

A 5-year scientific study involving 62 countries has been scrapped after the head of the research team announced that teaching fish to smoke pipes is pretty pointless. Up to 150 scientists and researchers - at a cost of over $40 million - attempte...
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Funny story: Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

Johnny Crown, the man with the Worlds Hairiest testicles, says he gets incredibly sweaty when visiting hot climates. "I get so hot and sticky. My balls really start itching like crazy. I just need to jump into a cold shower to cool off", moaned Jo...
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Funny story: Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

Neil Armstrong did a Sh*t on the Moon. Still preserved for posterity, says Buzz Aldren

1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanit...
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Funny story: BBC incurs the wrath of the Celts in subtitle row

BBC incurs the wrath of the Celts in subtitle row

The Beeb have been accused of racism by the Scotch and Taffies. A leaked (leeked for the Taffs) document published by the English BBC has shown that all sport interviews with the lesser British Nations will be subtitled as their minority accents a...
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Funny story: Comedy Central to Premiere "Win Ben Stein's I.O.U."

Comedy Central to Premiere "Win Ben Stein's I.O.U."

Actor and financial enthusiast Ben Stein will star in a reincarnation of his old show which was called "Win Ben Stein's Money" and which ran from the late 1990s to 2002. This show, a scaled down version, will feature more in the way of witty banter a...
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Funny story: Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Roswell, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been caught by Federal Agents hiding inside a disused Groom Lake UFO hangar. Jefri, 69, was tracked down by the FBI's Operation Landslide division after inter...
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Funny story: Euthanasia Available In Glasgow At £250 A Pop

Euthanasia Available In Glasgow At £250 A Pop

Given the recent controversy over assisted suicides in Switzerland, we sent an undercover team out to find out if there were similar facilities available in the UK - but cheaper. A dodgy geezer from Salford gave us a Glasgow address and informed u...
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Funny story: Entire state of Illinois collectively denies wrongdoing

Entire state of Illinois collectively denies wrongdoing

In response to a flurry of allegations of suspected misbehavior, the entire state of Illinois has reportedly denied involvement in "any wrongdoing whatsoever" and maintain their collective innocence, in spite of an ongoing federal investigation targe...
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Funny story: The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

The Paris Hilton - Katie Couric Blonde Catfight

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Paris Hilton, the left coast personality who is famous for being infamous has just finished taping an exclusive one-on-one interview with Katie Couric. The interview will be telecast on Christmas Eve. In the exclusive interview Paris reveals that she desperately wants to fill Hillary Clinton's New York senate seat. When Katie asked her why, Paris replied, "Becaus...
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Funny story: Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

The following is a partial transcript of the recent O.J. Simpson trial. We offer no comments. (O.J.'s Girlfriend on the stand) "Is O.J. dumb?" "No, your Honoress. He got away with murder didn't he?" "Objection, your Honor." "Sustained." "So you're sweet on O.J.?" "Objection your Honor." "Objection sustained. You might rephrase that counselor." "Are you in love with O.J.?...
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Funny story: Governor Blagojevich Was Indiscreet, Maybe

Governor Blagojevich Was Indiscreet, Maybe

Unless Governor Blagojevich of Illinois has a Swiss bank account or an account in the Grand Cayman Islands, proving the Governor took some bleeping money, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald doesn't have much of a case against Blago except for using bad language over the telephone and maintaining a disastrous, Moe Howard, (Three Stooges) hairdo. Guys over ten should not wear bangs. After ten,...
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Funny story: Cliff Richard Keeping Schtum. No New Revelations Here.

Cliff Richard Keeping Schtum. No New Revelations Here.

The so-called self-styled self parodying Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard told Spoof reporters about four days ago (we don't remember exactly as we were a bit bladdered at the time. All the time come to think of it. Ban Happy Hours and cheap supermarket beer, that's what we -hic - say) Where were we? Oh yes. Anyway, Sir Cliff told us that it tickled him pink that his sexuality had been...
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Funny story: Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Germ Warfare against Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe today blamed Britain and the United States for the cholera epidemic sweeping through Southern Africa. "It is an evil plot by Brown and Bush to force regime change on Zimbabwe" he said. When asked why he thought those countries wou...
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Funny story: Cold whore era fraudsters mothballed

Cold whore era fraudsters mothballed

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): MoD disinformation campaign top brass chuckled today at reports they are running a high profile spoiler story about the mothballing of two new proposed Royal Navy aircraft carriers, The Queen Elizabeth and The Pri...
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Funny story: Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress. CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing...
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Funny story: British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

Managers of the Royal Mail have told their footwalking postmen that from now on they must "hurry up". They are hoping to sack - which is quite an ironic term to use, coming as it did from pen pushers who left the real world several years ago - any...
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Funny story: Smell me? New Dating Line?

Smell me? New Dating Line?

In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...
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Funny story: Christianity 'A Huge Lie', Jesus's Mother Claims

Christianity 'A Huge Lie', Jesus's Mother Claims

Jesus's mother, Mary, today shocked absolutely nobody when she revealed that the entire religion of Christianity is basically 'a massive fraud, invented by a used carpet salesman in Tarsus, you know, Paul Wotsisname. My boy rising from the dead, and...
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Funny story: Champion of Ghazni - Part 1

Champion of Ghazni - Part 1

Ghazni is a town about 150 kilometers south of Kabul, Afghanistan in which Sultan (i.e. absolute ruler) Mahmud Ghaznavi was born around 990. When 17-18, he became the warlord of his town. Gradually expanded his domain, including annexation of Iran. Mahmud had a legendary horse-borne all-purpose male child servant called Ayaz. When Sultan died, at the age of 51, the Muslims regard him as a champion...
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Funny story: Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Celebrity man-slut Russell Brand, is producing a new line of aftershave, to enable all men to be as successful with women, as himmy-wimmy. Russell puts his success down to his smell, which is a combination of " testes-sweat, dog-poo, stale-sex, jo...
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Funny story: More Bad News: Unemployment To Be 100% By 5 O'Clock

More Bad News: Unemployment To Be 100% By 5 O'Clock

There was more bad news in the finance market today, as government figures revealed that Unemployment, already at a record-high, would reach 100% by 5 pm this evening. It's been a terrible time this winter, what with the Financial Crisis, Economic...
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Funny story: What A Waste Of Council Tax

What A Waste Of Council Tax

If Sol Campbell Had Watched Scooby Doo! on Nick Jr all this fuss and waste of Police resources could have been avoided. I watched it with the Kids this afternoon and just like Fratton Park that day, there was a baying mob. It was the Guys from Scooby's Old Station, Cartoon Network. There was at least 3,000 of them and they were angry about him leaving for their main rival and they were al...
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Funny story: Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

DETROIT - Now that lots full of new cars are being abandoned, hobos are moving in to 'salvage' the battery acid and cook up a new treat for the street. Normally too sour to consume, the battery acid is mixed with pure aspartame to make a sweet tangy...
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Funny story: The Three U.S. Automakers Pull A Fast One

The Three U.S. Automakers Pull A Fast One

DETROIT, Michigan - The Three U.S, auto giants, Ford, Chrysler, and General Motors have pulled a fast one, and we're not talking about a fast car. Just as soon as the U.S. government assured them that each of the three would be receiving a monetar...
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Funny story: ItaliaTV Straightens Brokeback Love Scenes

ItaliaTV Straightens Brokeback Love Scenes

Just as Ang Lee's gay cowpokes are about to start some pokin' out where the deer and the antelope play, ItaliaTV censors spoke the discouraging word: Cut! The dozen or so homosexual slaps and tickles in the film have all been altered by ITLTV editor...
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Funny story: Obama Scraps Puppy Promise; Buys Kids Rights to Bagpuss

Obama Scraps Puppy Promise; Buys Kids Rights to Bagpuss

The green brown president Obama has reneged on so many campaign promises already and has packed his cabinet with more Clintonites than you could shake a slick willie at. So few were surprised about his latest broken pledge...that is, except two of hi...
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Funny story: Yankees Buy CC Sabathia for Record Amount: We Paid by the Pound

Yankees Buy CC Sabathia for Record Amount: We Paid by the Pound

The Steingrabber Twins and appropriately named GM cashman have shattered the salary records again by offering pitching ace, CC Sabathia 161 million dollars. The blockbuster price tag set off the usual chorus of Yankee haters and their perennial p...
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Funny story: Pair of Ed Reports: US Students as Cheaters and Math Scores Skyrocket

Pair of Ed Reports: US Students as Cheaters and Math Scores Skyrocket

Two blockbuster Education studies were released this week from thunk tinks of the highest caliber. The Institute for a Moral Compass announced that US students by their own admission are the biggest, liars, cheats and thieves in the world. One in...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown will celebrate Easter this Christmas

Gordon Brown will celebrate Easter this Christmas

UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will celebrate Easter this Christmas. The clumsy PM, in a doorstop with press correspondents, declared that he and his family would "be hanging out the sacks in anticipation of a rewarding visit from the Easter Bunny"...
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Funny story: Jocko Jackson is Candyass # 5 in Blagogayvitch's Wig Gate

Jocko Jackson is Candyass # 5 in Blagogayvitch's Wig Gate

Affidavits presented at the arraignment of the Illinois Governor seem to identify Michael Jocko Jackson as the candidate who promised the Guv one thousand kisses for a chance to chaperone Senate interns. Jackson is also apparently involved in imp...
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Funny story: Madame Bitters Office Warfare Tactics

Madame Bitters Office Warfare Tactics

Dearest Madame Bitters, I've had my job for a little over 3 years and I haven't been promoted yet. I work hard on my projects and I do a good job, but nothing's come of it. In fact, I've trained two people below me and they've already been moved up. I'm getting very discouraged and I'm thinking about quitting. What do you think I should do? Depressed in Duluth, MN Depressed: I've got t...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown's Kryptonite Doesn't Stop Him From Saving The World

Gordon Brown's Kryptonite Doesn't Stop Him From Saving The World

After the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently announced in the House of Commons that he has saved the world all on his own, without any help from anyone, he found a piece of Kryptonite in the mail, delivered in a suspiciously conservative bl...
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Funny story: "Git-Mo" reveals new music CD; Songs to torture by

"Git-Mo" reveals new music CD; Songs to torture by

It was reported today that Guantanamo Bay has compiled a CD with their top 17 songs to torture by. "The bleeding ears sweet seventeen", as they are affectionately called by gitmo staff comes out just in time for Christmas. The new album's release...
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Funny story: Obama's vacant senate seat sells for $300,000 on e-bay

Obama's vacant senate seat sells for $300,000 on e-bay

Barack Obama's vacant senate seat sold for $300,000 this morning to an undisclosed bidder on e-bay. Chicago governor, Rod Blagojevich was reported selling the vacant seat to make some extra cash. "I just wanted to make some money," the naked gover...
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